*Kevin is kissing the horse*
*sudden realization*
Kevin: Oh crap!! [Thumping]
[Kevin pants]
*Wii shop theme plays*
Kevin: LUKE!!
Luke: AHH!! What is it?!
Kevin: Guess what?
Luke: What is, what!?
Kevin: Guess what!? Luke: What is what!?
Luke: What!?
Kevin: [Lowers tone] We have a special announcement.
Luke: Oh, we do!
We have spent many weeks designing these new shirts to celebrate our new series,
"Meta Runner" coming out in a few weeks, everybody.
Kevin: Oh goddamn!!
Luke: Check it out, you've got SMG4 Tari and Meta Runner Tari together being best friends
[Raises voice] But that's not all, everybody,
We've got [Deep tone] POSTERS!! [Normal] Put 'em up!! WOOO!!
On the left side and right side [sic] you've got [Stutters] Meta Runner Tari and SMG4 Tari. [Inhales]
Title is: "You're never too old" because, you're never too old to play videogames and that's what is shown there.
Get it now, but it is also on limited time [Stutters "sorry"] It is limited stock only, so you'd better get it now:
>>shop.smg4.com.<< Thank you, everybody.
We've spent many weeks designing this and we hope you love it, and look forward to "Meta Runner"...
[Imitates kissing]
We love you.
Now onto the video.
Narrator: [In an old, raspy voice] As the sun rose in the Mushroom Kingdom,
all the inhabitants began to wake up and go about their day.
Why don't we take a peek and see what their life is like, shall we?
[Rooster crows] Why don't we take a peek and see what their life is like, shall we?
Why don't we take a peek and see what their life is like, shall we?
Mario: *snores*
Annoying Orange [In alarm clock]: WAKE UR ASS UP, TIME TO GO TO WORK, B I T C H!
*boing* | Luigi: Yahoo!!
Luigi: Ha ha!! Oh yeah!! Mario!!
[Whistling]
[Punch sound effect, Luigi grunts in pain, cup smashes]
Luigi: Hmmm..
Ohh... no. Mario!!
[Windows sound]
[Windows sound] Mario: Hmmm...
*boing* | Mario: Haha!
*pants*
Mario: Gotcha!!
Mario: Yeah boiiiiiiii!
*Yeah boi remix plays*
[Mario grunts, flames sizzle]
Mario the vacuum cleaner: *ON*
Mario: WOOOOOOooo...
woOooo...
Luigi: [to himself] Wow, good choice!!
[Mario bros coin sound]
Hahaha! Imma got it!!
*humming*
Mario: *yells excitedely, blubbers* Yummy!~
Mario: all done.
Mario: Luigi!! Do you want to play a game of-
Luigi: Mario!! No!! *Sobs mockingly*
Bye bye!
Mario: b i t c h.
Luigi: *humming*
Mario: *Grunts*
C'mon!! How 'bout a game with me!?
Luigi: Hmmm... *gibberish* Help!! *gibberish* Okie dokie.
Mario: (ok idiot)
Mario: Wahoo! Hohoho! Let'sa play!
*pants*
Luigi: Hmm! Mario!!
Okie dokie. Ohh...
[Mario bros. jump sound]
Mario: Luigi!! Are you ready to play?
Luigi: Yes!!
Mario: O.K. Let'sa play!!
*Both pant on their controllers*
Luigi: Oh no!
Mario: Oh, you're so f*cked!
*Static*
*Wind blows quietly*
Meggy: Stahp right there!
Meggy: [In a screaming American accent] DROP YOUR WEAPON!!
.
..
...
Meggy: DROP YOUR WEAPON, NOW!!
*wind blows*
*Soft thud*
*Phone dialing*
*Mechanical wirring*
Tari: put ur hands up in the air, buddy!
Saiko: *japanese*
Tari: Yay! Wohoo!
Excuse me... Sorry...
Saiko: *japanese?*
Tari: *makes gun noises*
Saiko: TIME, TO, DIE!
Saiko: *laughs psychopathically*
Tari: Stop, He's already dead!
*Static*
SMG4: Spongebob...
*Sings Spongebob Squarepants intro in Russian*
*Static*
*Alarm*
*Silence has spoken*
*gunshot*
Audience: *Applause*
SMG3: Welcome to the rice field,
gay Bowser!
Bowser: Ahhh!
Bowser: No! *gibberish*
Audience: *laughs* Bowser: No! *gibberish*
Audience: *laughs*
SMG3: Ah yeeeessss~
Bowser: *crying*
Audience: *Cheering*
SMG3: Hey! We ready to get it on?
Bowser: *In fear* Please, I didn't mean no harm!
Bowser.Jr: wuaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bowser.Jr: Bitch, do I look I like I care?
N O .
Bowser.Jr: Do you understand the words that coming outta my mouth?!
SMG3: Ah dammit... This ain't how I thought it would go!
C'mon! Put it together man!
Bowser: Now son, I want a 110% out of soccer practice alright?
*Thwomp'd*
Bowser.Jr: [muffed] *in pain*
Bowser: What's that? Doesn't sound like 110% to me! That sounds more like 50%!
Bowser.Jr: (You never like me anyway.)
Bowser: AH! OH MY GOD! AHHHHH! *In pain*
Producer: The ratings are in...
The show's canceled.
SMG3: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*da Da DA!*
*Static*
Bob: BoOp.
Oh GoD dAmMiT!
Boopkins: Haha! You just landed on my property! That will be $500!
Boopkins: Hoho! Money money money! *Kissing*
Bob: {Oh No! I'm GoNnA gO bAnKrUpT!
i'M gOnNa EnD uP bEiNg PoOr!
I cAn'T lEt BoOpKiNs KnOwS i'M pOoR!}
Bob: HeY bOoPkInS!
Boopkins: What's up Bob?~ Ready to give me more mone-
Bob: I sUmMoN bAnK rObBeR!
Boopkins: but wait, that's illegal-
Bank robber: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.
Boopkins: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bob: HaHa! I'vE jUsT gOt A $100!
Boopkins: oh man...
But I got the queen to-be-nine!
Elsa: IM ON MY PERIODDDDD!!!111!!!
Bob: GoD dAmN It!
i SpIn a wHeEl.
Bob: riGhT fOOt ON reD.
Elsa: BE
GONE,
T H O T-
Bob: youR bRAin GOes to the GRAveYARD. CHEckMate, BItch!
Boopkins: Oh damn! Wow bob, you really good at this game!
Bob: tHANks, MaN.
*Meanwhile at Waluigi and Wario...*
Waluigi: Wah!
Waluigi: Aw yeah, Lets-a go!
*inhales*
wwwwwwwaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
WAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaAaAaAaAaaA
AaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAaaaAAAaAAaAAa
Shy Guy: Yeah Toast!
AaaAaaAaAAaaAAAaAAaAaAAA
Squidward: What are those Neanderthals up to?
*People cheering for Wario and Waluigi*
Wario: I win, I win! *laughter*
Narrator: And that was a day of the life of everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Nothing too crazy...
Nothing too far...
Old Man Hobo: How nice.
I think I need to take a dump now.
Now, where's that magazine...
END.