if you're a straight dude that clicked this video
looking for a little guidance in your fall activities,
First of all..
Sup dude ;)
second of all
WELCOME TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF COCKTOBER
(jazzy spoopy music)
Now before you come at me saying,
(bro voice) 'straight guys don't wear makeup'
I got one word for you,
Movies.
Every. single. man. in the movies
is wearing a full face of makeup.
Even Bruce Willis 0_0(*gasp*)
Today's look is all about enhancing your manliness.
While looking fresh, for that instagram pic.
For this look, i'm gonna start by chiseling out my jaw,
By shaving down a straight line into the bottom of my chin,
And the sides of my jaw
Then i wipe off the excess beard trimmings
that are stuck to my face grease
So after i shave, i like to use some hydrating moisturizer,
I like to use it because my skin gets really dry, and this helps it from looking kinda aged and wrinkly
Just keep rubbing it in and imagine that every pore of your face is an open mouth begging for hydration
So then, i like to use some anastasia beverly hills,
Brow whiz, i gently apply just a little bit to my eyebrows
to thicken them up, and help them look a little bit more youthful.
The key here is small, subtle stokes so you dont look like an instagram model.
Gently fill those bald spots you got when you were bbqing with your bros,
and one of the burgers exploded in your face
There's absolutely nothing straighter than a bold eyebrow
IM bruce willis
im bruce willis,
im bruce willis (sure you are)
And then you take the spooly end, and you just gently,
gently, feather it out
My motto for this look is ' when in doubt, blend it out.'
(Music plays)
OK now that i have my eyebrows on, its time to focus on the beard
My favorite thing to fill in my beard is glossea boy brow (idk) but im out of this one,
so im gonna use some generic mascara
I like to apply this to the rhythm of whatever is my favorite song that day,
which atm is death be thine tomb, by necromancer death wish
* screaming evil sounds*
so now my little secret is i go rinse this off,
no soap, and i let the residue just speak for itself
ok so now i've rinsed it, and now its just really subtle
sometimes, ill go in and draw individual hairs with my Anastasia beverly hills brow whiz again,
pay very special attention to ensure you're makeup at least looks sub- par so you can start raining in compliments
for being a straight man utilizing a skill that all females in our society, are expected to master and use every single day of their lives..
SO with autumn season, comes colder weather and i dont know about you,
but i start to get a litlle red right around my nose so i like to get ahead of it,
and use a tart shapetape concealer,and i like to blend it out with a damp beauty blender.
I know it seems backwards, but the first step here is to pull out.
0_0
so since this is an autumn look i'm gonna do a very subtle, manly candy corn inspired eye.
i take my kat von d Pastel goth pallete
so i start with the skull color and highlight the inner corner of my eye
That was the skull color of the palette, its the one furthest to the right that looks like a white flesh tone
SO just blend that out, and remember that Kat von D's products are very pigmented, so you don't need as much
Then im going to use the clementine color, and fill out the middle part of my eye
the clementine color is the second color from the left with c-l-e-m-e-n-t-i-n-e- written below it.
Then i go in with the star color, and blend the outer corners towards my ear
The star color is the first color on the left dont worry if you have a hard time finding it at first, despite its name,
its actually in a rectangle shape.
(oo flirty eyes-IMeAn ahem, were all bros)
and of course, no look is complete without lashes.
so, im just gonna apply these, and any lashes will do it doesnt really matter.
This part is hard to explain, so im not gonna show you how i do it, sorry-
if there is one time of the year to pull off a black lipstick, its autumn,
so im gonna use kat von ds everlasting liquid lipstick in the shade witches
*squeuilqwgwq* 0_0
I really like using this one, because it lasts all day so i dont have to re-apply between kissing various women
so there you have it, a very simple, masculine candy corn inspired look for the holiday season.
Its gonna impress all your bros, and all the *beep*es you're tryna hook up with
'Oh you think these lashes are long?'
*scoff* just wait till you see my d-
MAke sure to tune in friday for the next installment of c*cktober.
were getting hella straight with some hella dope autumn inspired crafts.
See you later bye guys, press a like.