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jeremy clarkson is a larger-than-life
personality
he's never far away from trouble
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which is exactly why we've been after
him for years now we all know jeremy has
a tendency to
lose his cool from time to time so this
is one of our most nerve-wracking
undercovers ever and for the first time
in the history of the show we're hitting
a celeb on their own turf right here at
jeremy's beloved diddly squat farm
this is where jeremy has already
discovered how tough it is to be a
farmer in his amazon show clarkson's
farm i knew it would happen i'd be up
here by myself and one of them would
start giving birth but that's nothing
compared to what we're going to throw
them today
if there's one thing jeremy clarkson
isn't short of it's people he's rubbed
up the wrong way so with the help of
these
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we're going to guys
diddly squat bomb
do you think we should get changed yeah
i think we should yeah
okay
we're disguising ourselves is protesters
for a completely made-up group who are
fighting for the rights of soil don't
hold on jeremy knows diddly squats
meanwhile our undercover crew are
setting up hidden cameras while the fake
environmentalists pick at the farm shop
but this is all no good if jeremy
doesn't take the bait so we need someone
on the inside to try and lure him in
like the farm's groundskeeper donald
trump hi jeremy um i'm just on my way to
work um stopped off outside the farm
shop as there some protesters outside
something about soils
well i don't know they won't talk to me
they said they just want to come and
they want to talk to you so i'm keeping
the public out would you pop up and give
me a hand please
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has taken the bait so we need to get
this protest started it's time to go
undercover give us a little
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more chance no more toil
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i mean you've annoyed me already and i'm
not jeremy clarkson
jeremy's on his way with girlfriend lisa
who said she'll film what happens so
they can use it on clarkson's farm what
he doesn't know is she's actually
working with us
um it's national soil day i don't know
if they're complaining it's also
supporting the soil
who's in charge jeremy i'm in charge
here
well you've actually got a leader
lead in the eco warriors is protester
laura who like everyone else is an actor
can i call you jeremy
well yeah brilliant can i talk to you
we'd be happy if we just get outside and
talk to you about this is that okay
they'll calm down a lot more if it looks
like you're you're helping and that
you're being involved
he looks very unimpressed this is
brilliant if you just come out what do
you think what happily talk to you about
jeremy if we're gonna just five minutes
of your time get out come on come on yes
yes
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all right so like i said my name's laura
guys guys guys guys
guys guys guys guys guys i'll talk to
him can't hurt
give us a little taunt deck well there
is actually proof maybe you should find
a friend
have you have you read any research into
soil awareness soil rights you have so
what what do you know about about
several rights there's no such thing
well there is there's actually been
there's been proof she's doing really
well
and they explained that soil can
actually feel pain like prawns no no
soil can feel the pain so when you push
your cultivator through that
it it's crying out your pain
you're obviously all unemployed no you
could all you need to jeremy because
it's a tuesday morning at nine o'clock
so you can't have that that's not
actually true
well i work in a coffee shop yes
obviously not very hard that's not real
we're not we're not we don't appreciate
you being
don't hurt patient
disguise
please please be respectful please i'm
gonna go with the handcuffing please
hank off the car well it's because
there's a there's a need to put yes yes
and soil can assume this actually feel
pain it's been proven what about when
you grind your coffee beans that's
painful with coffee
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rob was that you
jeremy jr milly i'm very sorry that's
not how we normally do
josh where's the key
how fast can i run i'm a quick runner
are you i really don't want you to get
the wrong impression of us this is not
normally how we do it was
diesel issues
all right let's not get him go back in
there jeremy jeremy jeremy come here
please we can sort this out i don't want
you to get the wrong impression of us
this is not normally how we do things
okay the police are going to come in now
we've got every right to be here well
not really really creation of human
rights this will be fine because you've
not done anything wrong anyway they're
our local lot and they're nice well they
might be nice but like everyone else
here they're really actors and they're
in on the whole thing good morning
mr clarkson
uh please see campbell please see khan
here we go let's see what he says please
okay so what what's actually going on
what are they what
they think the soil has feeders which is
hilarious
has there been any any violence at all
no there's some bloaters under your car
though
so
how long are you planning on staying
here can we come to the taste we've got
enough provisions for about two or three
days maybe four two three days no no no
no no okay where's the mini
time for aunt to join the protest with
the activists radical branch and shift
this undercover into top gear
so can i just ask
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good luck everybody
let's give them out these guys
kind of they're they're usually a bit
more passionate
and group are certainly passionate
they've even got some bare-faced cheek
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jeremy's a breaking point so it's time
to talk the thing he loves most his car
the child for talking is over
if we're gonna tip jeremy over the edge
we'll need something big which is why we
brought this
yes
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can you stop them doing this
that's quite serious
youtube youtube coming now
all right this started off as a peaceful
protest this has now gone way beyond
okay so i'm now i'm arresting you
on criminal damage okay you're gonna be
out of jail in trenton mr mr clarkson
could i ask you just to calm down and
your continued presence here as
constitutional breach of the peace so
therefore i'm also arresting you okay
i'm the public order act okay you do not
have to say anything but it may harm
your defense if you do not mention
and that is now found abusive behavior
i'm arresting you under the public okay
okay the criminal justice public order
right yes
you can't arrest him because you're not
a police officer and we're not
protesters
because he's on adam deck's saturday
night takeaway
hi jeremy
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that's a mess
yeah guys can you clean this up please
everybody very good yeah you like that
very good i should have known something
was wrong when you got up early this
year
let's see for jeremy clarkson everybody
hey jeremy
yes