FM: Whos a good boy!
Who's a good boy!
Old guy: Hi there young people! It's a nice day today!
FM: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JAYWALKING!
Old guy: AHH! JESUS CRIST!
Old man: *Screaming*
[Ghostbusters music starts]
Ben: OH SH*T! NO I DON'T WANNA DIE!
[Music intensifies]
Monster: Yay!
[Everyone screaming and shooting]
Ben: KAMMEMAMMEE...
Ben: HAAAA!!!
Monster: Why are you so mean to me?
Monster: I just wanted to be your friend!
(Crying)
[Screaming]
Penguin: Wa-hey!
SMG4: GET OUT! OH SH*T OH SH*T! OH SH*T OH SH*T! OH SH-
SMG4: [Yells in pain]
Ben: Wheee!!!
X: NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!
MARIO: Lalala, hmhmhmmm! La, la-la, hmhmmmhmhmhmmm...
FM: DO'H SH*T!
Ben: (Singing)
???: Hello hello hello!
Boopkins : I am Fishy Boopkins! A various creature of the sea!
Boopkins: What?
Boopkins: What are you guys looking at?
Mario: HEY!
Boopkins: What? No! I'm here to save you guys!
Boopkins: Because humans are SEXEEEY!!!
Boopkins: What?
Boopkins: No Guys! I'm so lonely! I'll take you back to land! I Promise!
Mario: (Sobbing)
Boopkins: Oh that's easy...
Boopkins: ...GET IN MY MOOOUTH!
Boopkins: Hehe...
Boopkins: No! Come-come back!
Boopkins: Ok fine, I'll just give you the power to swim underwater until you get back.
Boopkins: WAHEY!
X: Yeah!
SMG4: WOOOOW!
BEN(Screaming like a retard)
Ben: Hello!
[Under The Sea plays]
SMG4: Under the sea! Under the sea!-
Bookins: NO, WAIT! We actually don't have the licence to this song!
Bookins: So allow me to sing it insted!
(clears throat)
Boopkins: Da, dadadada, DADADADA, da, dadadadaaa, da, dadadaada,
SMG4: (Laughing)
Shy Guy: YEAH, TOAST!
Old guy: Wa-hey!
Steve: HI GUYS!
Mario: Come here, fishy fishy!
Mario: Here, fishy, fishy!
Mario: Wa-ha!
Mario: I saved the world!
Bowser(grunting)
Bowser: (Screams)
[EXPLOSION]
Boopkins: Come on, guys! Land isn't far from here!
Boopkins: So just follow meeeeeeeee!
Ben: (Laughs)
[Jaws music]
[Thomas the Tank Engine theme plays]
Boopkins: OH MY GOD IT'S THE TELETUBMARINE! THE INFAMOUS PIRATE SHIP OF THE SEA!
[Torpedo fires]
[Screaming in panic and terror]
[Explosion]
Teletubbies: (Rapid repetitions of tubby custard)
Grunting and stuff
Teletubbie: Okey-Dokey!
Boopkins: (Sleazy) Uhhh...don't want to have an abortion here...
Teletubbies: !!!
Teletubbie: OH GOD PLEASE NO!
[Terminator music]
[Work Work Work song]
SMG4 THEME
Some credits by Idiot Squad; some by someone else.