- No. [Bleep] you guys. No.
All right, I'm mad.
♪ (industrial music) ♪
- (FBE) So this episode is going to be a challenge.
- (deep groan) Okay.
- (FBE) A Try Not to Get Mad Challenge.
- Not to get mad?
- That's gonna be really hard,
considering I'm a very angry person.
- Oh, I might lose.
There's so many stuff that I see that I'm like,
"Oh! If I was there."
- Oh shit. This is just as bad as Try Not to Laugh.
Do you know me?
The only two things I do are get mad and laugh.
- I like to be super-duper positive.
Like, it's really hard to get me mad.
- I'm taking a W today, guys.
- (FBE) So while you watch, you can't get mad, show displeasure,
or groan or anything like that, or you're out for that video.
- That's all I do all day.
- So I'm just gonna smile like a sadist the whole time.
That's my strategy.
- (FBE) But you'll be back in for the next,
and whoever gets mad the least wins. - Got it.
- There are so many people
who are more patient than me on the Earth,
so I'm definitely gonna lose.
- (man) It's stuck. What are you gonna do?
- Oh, that sucks.
- (man) Get a Reese's. Drop it on there.
- (gasps) No.
- I already know what's gonna happen.
I'm thinking happy thoughts.
- (woman) Lottery.
- (man) No!!! (laughter)
- It's gonna get stuck. It's gonna get stuck.
- (man) No!!! - Thought so.
- (man) No!!! (laughter)
- (man) No!!! - This is just funny.
- I actually think this is kind of funny.
- (man) Do it again. One more. This is it.
- Don't do it again. You know what's gonna happen.
- Oh, did I just get mad a little bit? (buzzer)
- (man) Come on.
(laughter)
(buzzer)
- Yikes.
Put something heavier on it.
- (man) You're kidding.
- (gasps) That blows.
- Just the fact that I wasn't there to just shake the machine,
that was the most frustrating part for me.
- That doesn't bother me.
- You know how when there's satisfying videos,
and then there's the thing at the end
where they don't do it all the way?
Like, THAT'S gonna be a problem for me.
- Okay. Pancake art.
- Oh, are these the cool pancakes?
- What is he-- he's not getting the--
He's not getting this side right here. He's not doing that side.
- No. [Bleep] you guys. No.
All right, I'm mad.
That is the best part about making pancakes,
and you guys are gonna tease me like this.
(buzzer)
- It's a [bleep] GIF. It's not even gonna flip over.
(buzzer)
- Is this just a GIF?
- Oh, this is supposed to be like he never flips it. Okay.
- It's one of those where it's just gonna keep spinning, huh?
This is making me angry.
(buzzer)
- It's... ohhhh.
Damn it. You-- (groans loudly)
(buzzer)
- If he flipped it and then it would've made a complete mess,
I think that would've gotten me.
- I thought it was gonna be shitty pancake art,
but he just never flips it.
And that's... it's okay. It's all right.
I just gotta wipe the tears a little bit.
- Come on. Come on.
- Oh, you're gonna hit the car, aren't you?
Oh, I'm instantly not fine.
- Oh. Oh.
(huffs)
I feel like that could've been avoided.
- Oh, you sorta got it. You got it.
No. What?
- What are you trying to do? Back out?
Like, you have so much space.
- It's okay. You know what?
Some of us just aren't as-- as-- as apt at driving as others.
- Okay, I can't [bleep] take it. OH MY GOD!
(buzzer)
- Take their license away!
Did I lose this one too? Great. Wonderful.
(buzzer)
- Don't tell me he's gonna keep hitting cars.
What is he doing?
I'm mad. (snickers)
The way he was maneuvering to try to get out of that spot
didn't make any sense whatsoever.
(buzzer)
- This is just funny.
(chuckling) It just keeps on getting worse.
- (laughs) They're like, "Bye, bitch."
- Okay. All right, you got it.
No, you don't got it.
- Bye. Have a safe trip.
- The thing is, I could see myself doing this.
- If I ever see them,
I'm honking at them for five minutes straight.
- I feel like that wasn't even [inaudible].
I feel like there's like 10 more minutes of that video
lurking on the internet somewhere
of them never getting out of the parking lot.
♪ (Boots Randolph, "Yakety Sax") ♪
- No, why?
That gets me mad. I hate that. That's one of my pet peeves.
(buzzer)
- The laziness.
- She's gonna throw the whole [bleep] stack. Look.
Get fired, dude.
(buzzer)
- There's no organization in this.
How are they gonna deliver all of these?
People are paying for these things,
and they're just being so careless about it.
This is kind of grinding my gears.
(buzzer)
- That's not too bad.
- People are WAY too concerned with stuff like--
Like, who sits in their car and films that anyway?
- There's more, huh?
Man, I'm just gonna leave this office fuming, I swear to God.
- (narrator) The tourist attraction is this native Indonesia
for all the wrong reasons.
- Oh, this video. I'm already mad.
(buzzer)
- (narrator) ...Indonesia for all the wrong...
- Oh, I've seen this.
- (narrator) ...on the island of Sumatra
famous for his nicotine addiction. - No way.
- (narrator) ...nicotine addiction. - I wish this was fake.
- This kid is a meme. This is forever internet famous.
- (narrator) Ardi Rizal started smoking
when he was 18 months old.
Now he's hooked and on 40 a day.
- 40 a day?! Oh my gosh.
- Wow. That's just bad parenting.
- (narrator) ...crazy, screaming, slamming his head on the floor,
even getting sick if he doesn't get his two packs a day.
- That's in-SANE.
- Two packs?!!
- Wow, that is so bad for you.
- Two at the same time? What the--
JESUS!
(buzzer)
- It makes you want to be angry.
But I'm more concerned with,
why are they just allowing him to do this?
- It just makes me sad. It's like, why?
Like, why are you giving him cigarettes at that young of an age?
(arcade noises)
- It's one of these things.
- These things are so frustrating.
- These claw games piss everybody off.
- Oh. He's got it.
It's gonna [bleep] swing out, right?
- Oh. It's gonna drop. It's definitely gonna drop.
- Oh, he got it.
No, it's not gonna let go. It's stuck.
- Just a little bit. I'm good. Everything's good.
I've had that happen to me before.
So I know the feeling, kid.
(buzzer)
- That never happens to me--
(buzzer)
- (laughs) That sucks.
- (amused) Okay, that's just hilarious.
- He's gonna get it.
(laughs uproariously)
Those games are rigged!!!
- Those machines are literally rigged.
I don't care what anybody tells me.
- If it was me, I'd be pissed off.
But it's not me, so I'm happy.
- That caught me off guard.
The hope in his eyes. It was the hope. And he was just so happy.
Poor kid.
- (Jar Jar Binks) Hello. (R2-D2 blips)
Sorry. - Oh, it's Jar Jar.
- I know he makes a lot of people mad,
but he doesn't make me mad.
- (Jar Jar) Meesa Jar Jar Binks.
- (chuckles)
- You know what? (declaring) I love Jar Jar Binks!
- Why does everyone hate Jar Jar? I love Jar Jar.
- (Qui-Gon Jinn) Don't touch anything. - I'm trying so hard.
(Jar Jar babbling) - (snickers)
- He's an overgrown kid.
- (Jar Jar) Hmm? Oh. Moi moi.
- (chuckles)
Who decided that Jar Jar Binks was a good idea?
I'm sorry, this one deserves to get--
Someone needs to get angry about this.
(buzzer)
- I think Jar Jar's so cute.
(vendor speaks native language)
- This whole video is just me
supposed to be getting mad at this annoying character?
(Jar Jar gibbers)
(Jar Jar spits)
(splash)
- What? What was that?
That didn't faze me at all. That was actually pretty funny.
- Jar Jar Binks is the best.
- Whenever I watch a movie, I love the stupid characters.
I'm sure if you were a die-hard, die-hard Star Wars fan,
that would piss you off,
'cause I know for a fact he's a hated character.
- Jar Jar Binks sucks.
Someone in the room should've been like,
"Jar Jar Binks? What the [bleep]?"
Like, that's a bad idea.
I have no regrets about getting mad.
- (FBE) Time for the final video.
- Oh, it's probably gonna be the worst one, huh?
♪ ('80s dance-pop) ♪
- (takes heavy breath)
(buzzer)
♪ ('80s dance-pop) ♪
- I got rickrolled on React. [Bleep].
(buzzer)
♪ ('80s dance-pop) ♪
(buzzer)
♪ ('80s dance-pop) ♪
- (snickers) You guys suck!
(buzzer)
♪ ('80s dance-pop) ♪
- I've just been rickrolled!
- Joke's on you. This is my favorite song!
- Not angry-inducing. This is just a great song.
- ♪ Never gonna give you up ♪
- (singing along) ♪ Never gonna let you down ♪
- I actually have this on a playlist now.
- (singing along) ♪ Desert you ♪
(claps)
- Not frustrated at all. Rick Astley. Cool guy.
(ding) - (FBE) You won!
- Yes! (singsong) I knew it, I knew it.
(ding) - Most of it was hilarious.
It should've been Try Not to Laugh.
(ding) - This is why they tell you
just smile through the pain.
There's some painful shit on there.
- (FBE) So you lost. - I'm sorry.
You put Jar Jar Binks on there! Anyone's gonna get mad!
- It was harder than I thought.
I'm still gonna have nightmares about the pancake, I think.
- The hardest was definitely the one with the child smoking.
I thought going into this that it takes a lot to get me mad.
But clearly I was wrong.
- (gritting teeth) Thanks for watching this episode
of College Kids React.
- Subscribe, 'cause we have new episodes four times a week.
- (as Jar Jar) Meesa thanks you for watching!
- Goodbye. (loud growl)
- (angrily) Hey, guys. It's Dallen here from FBE.
Just watch our other videos or something.
I don't even care. I'm so angry right now!