Yeah. I've never done it.
Um, I mean, I could probably figure it out.
- Patty good at running this place? - No.
- How come? - For a number of things.
One, she doesn't know anything about a bar.
- Does she drink in there? - Oh, yeah.
I need a drink.
Hey, Bobbie, can I have a shot?
She's a shit show when she's drinking.
- Does Patty have a day job? - Yes. She's in real estate.
So she sells real estate by the daytime and comes
- in this bar at night. - Sometimes.
All right, I'm gonna put my water by yours.
- Jon: So there's Adam with Patty. - Mm-hmm.
- Adam is Patty's husband. - Correct.
Got some nachos there.
Jon: So there's Randy running food, isn't he?
- Yep. - Is Randy involved in the business?
- You guys need anything? - I could use another shot when you get a chance.
Sarah: He didn't at first,
but when I ask him to do something,
- he's that will get it done. - Really?
But Patty's standing there having a drink.
I'm just-- I'm just here having a drinky.
Jon: So if you owned this bar, would you let run it?
- No. I'm not kidding. - Really?
- What are you drinking? - Jon: What does Bobbie do?
She's my bartender.
- And is she a good bartender? - I wasn't able to train her.
When you get a minute will you get me...
Try these, sweetie.
- Talk to me about Mike. - He's my security guard.
He can handle a situation and still be chill.
Ooh! No, you didn't.
- So Mike's a good man. - Yes.
Gina?
- So Randy's running food to tables. - Mm-hmm.
This is our first run.
Are we doing deep boats for the cheese?
Uh, yes, biggest we got.
We haven't had food in the bar for two and a half months.
Wow.
You getting you a system, Brandon?
Sarah: Randy, he just found Brandon
because he's tired of not having or making any sells.
Jon: So Randy made it happen. People can't stay that long without any food.
- No. - They come, have a drink or two, then they leave.
Mike, who do these go to?
That table right there. Black hat.
Look at this. Look at the look on her face.
She doesn't know where she's going.
Ow.
Jon: They don't have table numbers or anything.
They don't know where the food goes.
Sarah: It's so unorganized.
Okay, so help me understand this.
- Randy bought the building, - Sarah: Correct.
and the business, then brought in Patty.
And I understand they're 50/50 partners.
- Yeah. - Okay, so how much is there friction
between Patty and Randy?
A lot.
- Jon: You feel it when you're in there? - Sarah: Mm-hmm.
- What is it over? - He doesn't care that she drinks,
but it's the amount she drinks
and how she's stumbling and all over the place.
- So what does he do about it? - He doesn't know what to do.
Me and Randy are a lot alike in a lot ways.
- We don't like conflict. - Hey, Brandon?
We're going to step back
because we don't want the conflict.
I have to work there. I need this job. I have four children.
Jon: So when Patty comes in and gets drunk behind the bar,
that hurts you, doesn't it?
Yes.
- Oh, it's bright in here. - Yeah.
Jon: So we have a couple of radio stars here in town
to come in and do recon for me.
- I've got Bill Allred and Gina Barberi. - Oh, wow.
They could go on the radio and fill this place
if they wanted to in a heartbeat.
Mike: Hey, how you all doing? IDs?
Jon: What happens when new customers come in?
- We ID them. - Regardless of the age of the person.
35 and older, but our bar, we scan everybody.
- Just to be safe. - Just to be safe.
- Hi. - What are we drinking?
Somebody was telling me about some kind of marijuana drink.
- The liquid marijuana. - I'll have a margarita.
- A margarita? Okay. - A liquid marijuana drink?
There's no actual marijuana.
Jon: Look at the color of that drink.
You can see how dark green that cocktail is. Is that the right color?
- Uh-oh. - Let's see what he thinks of that.
( gasps )
- Look at him. He's all puckery. - Sarah: Mm-hmm.
It's really sweet.
- Cocktail's too sweet. You can't drink it, can you? - Unh-uh.
- It's gotta be balanced. - Correct.
Jon: There's her margarita.
- Does a margarita go in a pint glass? - Mm-mm.
- It's an anemic lime. - I wanna see if Patty gets involved in all this.
Right now all she's doing is drinking and laughing.
I just said, "Here, hold the toilet paper."
I'm looking at Patty, who's not cleaning anything
and is drinking behind the bar.
- I look at these things, I don't understand it. - She doesn't clean.
It seems to me that you care more than she does.
- I do. - Why do you work in this bar?
- You love it here? - Mm-hmm.
- It's my bar. - It's your life.
- Yeah. Yeah. - All your friends.
- Years of your life you put into this. - I know.
Does it anger you that they're letting it go down
- the toilet like this? - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
'Cause you're upset right now. She's not.
Bobbie: What would you like?
I want some nachos. I would also like a hamburger.
- What do you want? - The chicken strips and fries?
- Okay. All right. - Okay.
Let's take a look in the kitchen.
He's never done this before. So what do you see, anything?
- No gloves on his hands. - No, there's no gloves.
- Do you know what it's like for a place to be clean? - Mm-hmm.
- Do you think this bar is clean? - No.
It's a complete shithole, isn't it?
That's his nacho cheese.
Look at the sides of it, all brown.
See the chunks in it?
- Those are chunks of burnt cheese. - Cheese.
And that's not even real cheese. That's mostly oil.
- Did you just see that? - That's fake cheese.
- Yeah. - That's the cheapest of the cheap.
- Mm-hmm. - So let me ask you a question.
You know how to run a kitchen,
you know that the bar should be clean and organized.
- Mm-hmm. - Why won't they let you manage?
Sarah: 'Cause they have to be in charge.
She has to be in charge at all times.
- Regardless of your experience? Okay. - Correct.
Gina: It's almost a half an hour.
We're on it. We got one cook.
I apologize, but we're on it.
The nachos, it should come out in five minutes.
- I need a shot. - Oh, my gosh.
I'm telling me to a have shot. That or I'll cry.
So a shot of tequila or a meltdown.
- All right, thank you. Thanks. - Thank you, folks.
Can't wait till he tastes the burger.
- Terrible, yeah. - I mean, I'm only eating these fries
'cause I'm starving, but they're not very good.
I don't know how you call those nachos.
- It's close to over, Sarah. - Right, I know.
Jon: I want you to walk in with me. I want to confront her.
Let's go in and see what's going on.
I am going to sit
and have a drinky drink.
Let's do this together.
I see Jon walking in the door, and I'm like...
Got your ID on you?
- Do I look under 35 to you? - ( laughs )
"Can I have your ID, please?"
Thank you.