oh hey montana how's it going oh montana do you want to get lunch oh yeah sure oh hey guys
oh oh okay what's up guys
what guys i'm fine i like you what i like you i shampoo i like you
i have to poop i like you i like crew i like you
you poo all i'm saying now it's i like you a lot i like you too we're really good friends
oh i'm not a writer okay
what's this punch
who's this ben what's this benadryl yeah i mean it's been a crazy week
but i did just get my car clear what the this is me thanks for the ride pierson
oh dom can you move your head a little i can't see
done don't move your big head hey bruh can you roll your window up what
roll your window up i can't hear you i have feelings for you oh you have feelings for me
hello yo what's up mason yo what's good i'm just with my girlfriend we're looking for something
to do uh you guys want to cruise over yeah yeah we're down okay yeah all right okay did
you just say girlfriend yes i mean no you said girlfriend didn't you i know but i'm recording
like i hate you all right pearson this is your stop oh thanks so much for the ride
what what just said do you see that too
there you go enjoy your movie thanks you too
hey man it was great to meet you totally
hey pearson hey god what's her name what's her name you she doesn't remember my name
we've known each other for eight years
all right you ready i'm ready okay
what's this pearson butterfly okay what is what is this a wing okay remember that word okay
go like this
okay say that word three times
oh i'm sorry but you need to have a mask on oh right
my bad oh man you still need a mask oh this doesn't work oh okay
a coffee cup are you serious what okay i quit wait is that a mask in your hand oh hey
i hate my job i haven't seen my girls in months is it bad i've been missing
sports so much i started watching curling my god someone get me a beer
i'm sorry they want who to go back to work very funny unemployment has me making more
money and i get to sit on my couch all day what are you doing things are opening back up
thank god before the pandemic hey morning and after hey
hey before bless you thanks after
ugh keep that away before hey welcome how you doing i'm great thanks after
oh mask dude you need a mask and before wow this family barbecue's awesome everyone's here
after wow this family barbecue's awesome
pardon me man we actually asked you wear a mask inside its store policy
sarge i don't know where it is what do you mean you don't know where it is common sense is not
here okay well what about communication skills i can't find that either someone must have thrown it
we'll take over from here are you kidding me i cannot believe what's going on right now
i want to talk to your manager because i will get you fired i will never bring my
business back here ever again this is absolutely absurd i cannot believe how
rude you have been to me today this is ridiculous this is ridiculous
oh
i need to be cleaned yeah and i need to be changed okay okay now that that's done
finally a day off i forgot my password again oh what's up girl i just saw you yesterday
yeah yeah lay it on me okay okay okay what was the name of your favorite pet easy goldie okay
who was your first boyfriend chad phillip mike greg dang girl okay okay okay
what did you eat on the first day of kindergarten are you kidding i don't know pancakes
hey you look really good today oh thanks wait does that mean i didn't look good
yesterday pizza delivery oh my god he's here how much do i tip again what if he
murders me because he knows i live here and post wow i really like this picture of me
god i hate this picture why am i so ugly wait did i remember to
turn the oven off did i lock the door did i feed the cat oh wait i don't have a cat
okay cool here you go pearson i hope you like it oh you didn't have to
it's a pencil sharpener
bill you are gonna love this perfect pearson everything's coming back great i only have
one more question for you okay do you partake in any exercise drugs alcohol or sexual activity no
all right everybody look sharp it's been a while try years all right here we go three four five
please slow down i need air ah my stomach hurts oh the cramp that's what happens when you eat taco
bell right before working out hey there's a light at the end of this tunnel i'll boost you up okay
oh no so tell me how have you been oh yeah i've been good you know ever since my ex broke up with
me it's been kind of like a wild ride a little bit of my ex which reminds me of my ex actually
you wouldn't even believe what my ex i mean i just love a guy who can be himself
really yeah totally oh thank god i bring these with me everywhere and go it's also in that
you haven't even eaten broccoli and the coffee spilled everywhere
god i love you i didn't you know i'm just gonna i didn't i'm just
i'm just gonna you know i'm just gonna yes i've killed 99 percent of
how them longer only like four more hours can i please take a break but you see look at me
yeah look at me i'm the captain now oh i missed school
oh now you miss me you know what that's a first i have been there for you for 13 years
hey you look great