(laid back percussive music)
- What an absolutely amazing morning out here.
I tell you what, I've got a fun one in store for you guys.
I have an idea. It's gonna involve Jay and Mike,
and it's gonna be absolutely funny.
What do you say we hit the shop.
And so my idea actually is with this box right here.
We have a shipment of ball pythons that came in,
and you guys see me unboxing ball pythons all the time,
but what I'm thinking is maybe
we can play a little bit of a game.
Now, Jay and Mike should be here anytime,
but what we're gonna do is
I'm gonna give Jay and Mike a little cheat sheet
about what's in here,
but I'm not gonna show them the actual bag.
So we're gonna open up the box,
I'm gonna show you guys what's actually in the bags,
and then Jay and Mike with their cheat sheet
have to guess what morph they are.
If they guess right, then hey, they're good to go.
If they guess wrong, there's a consequence.
That's right.
Something that they're not gonna be happy with.
So what do you say we wait for Jay and Mike,
open up this box, and get this game started.
And here is the shipment of ball pythons.
Now these guys-
(crashing)
- Don't you look! No one look, all right?
So this is a deal, well, listen, listen.
Nope, you're fine, just don't look in the box.
So this is a printout of the things that are in there,
right?
- [Mike] That's a long list.
- This is the print- yup, this is the print out right here.
So here is a list of all the animals that are in here.
You guys do not look at the bags.
What I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna have these guys turn around,
I'm gonna show you the bag,
then I'm gonna allow them to guess
which animal that is on this list is actually the animal.
If they get it right, then they get kudos.
If they get it wrong, there's a consequence.
- One, just one consequence?
- Per wrong.
(Jay and Mike talking over each other, laughing)
- Alright, so you guys ready for this?
- Sure!
- Albino.
- Turn, no wait, turn around. Turn around.
Turn around.
I'm gonna first show you guys what the breeding was.
That doesn't necessarily. What?
- [Jay] Is this a team thing, cause-
- No, no, no, no, no.
You're gonna do it independently.
- [Jay] Against each other.
- [Brian] Against each other. Yeah, you guys are-
- [Jay] I'm getting messed up, man.
- [Mike] You worked with the ball pythons
for like a week, right?
- [Jay] Yeah.
- [Brian] For one week.
- [Mike] I did not.
- [Jay] Four days, then I got fired.
- These are the animals here that they got to guess, okay?
All right, you can turn around now,
and I'll give you one, and I'll give you one.
- Do they look the same?
- [Brian] They look the same.
- [Mike] Okay, first of all,
can we just say how cute this thing is?
- This one, I know exactly what this is. Cute.
- Cute. No, that's not the answer.
- (imitates buzzer) Wrong.
- All right, so you guys, you guys look on your list,
and then decide what these animals are.
All right, Jay, you go first,
and I'm not gonna say if you're right or wrong
til both of you say it.
You go first.
- Well, I don't wanna say it out loud
because what if my answer curves his answer?
- There's gotta be at least two of these.
- Can we put our finger on it,
and then turn around and point to it?
- Okay, yeah, all right, so, go ahead.
Point to the camera first, and then show me.
Okay, Mike, you're up.
- He cheated.
- Show the camera point at the thing,
and show the camera.
- Come on, Mike. We don't have all day.
- Ohh.
- [Mike] I'm gonna go that one.
- All right, let's see. (laughs)
So Jay said highway, and he was a hundred percent right.
- [Mike] I knew it.
- Mike didn't say highway. You almost said highway.
- I did.
- So okay, so guess what, you have a consequence.
You ready?
- Sure.
- Okay, I'll be back.
So you guys may know that Mike is terrified of spiders,
so we're gonna help him get over that fear right now
with Black Beauty.
- Oh!
Can I just hold the snake?
- Nope.
- No, no, no, no. Wait, wait.
- You have to.
- On the face?
- It has to.
- Oh! I'm gonna sit down for this.
- Come on over here. Be a big boy.
(Mike squealing)
- [Brian] You gonna cry?
- Maybe.
She's in my ear.
- [Jay] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh! (laughs)
Ooh. Ooh.
- [Brian] Okay. All right, Mike. Good job, Mike.
- Wow, Mr. Mike.
- You guys ready for number two?
- Ready.
- Can I breathe now?
- Okay, let's go, hang on.
All right, turn around.
Okay, turn around. Face that way.
- If it gets worse than that, I can't do this.
- [Jay] I know. I've been telling you-
- Wait, wait, wait, question. Is there-
Is it possible that you redo one?
- Anything is possible, Mike. Anything is possible.
- [Jay] Oh my god, I just crossed it out!
- This of course is the next one. Turn around!
- Oh.
- There's just one of these. Just one of those.
- Wait, just one? So it's got to be pretty...
- Let me see.
Let me see what you said.
- Mike, stop trying to cheat.
- Okay.
- Did you see the line on it?
- I'm just going with my first gut.
That's all I'm doing.
- Oh my gosh. This is so much harder-
- Guys, I really thought you guys were gonna do better.
- Oh well, now I feel like I wanna guess something else.
- No, you're done. You're done.
(laughs)
- Let me hold it. I didn't get the hold it.
- Hang on a second. I'm not done.
- Michael, come on!
- You aren't changing your-
It doesn't matter if you hold it.
- All right, now.
- [Brian] All right. Let me see.
(laughs) You guys both guessed wrong!
You both guessed the same thing.
- No!
- It happens to be an ivory ball python.
- That's an ivory?
- That's an ivory ball python.
- Do you know your ball pythons?
- That's leucistic.
- That's ivory, trust me.
- No, but do you know your ball pythons?
- I know my ball pythons.
Okay, so here we go.
So you gotta take Lucky out,
and you've gotta hold her for 30 seconds.
- [Mike] Each?
- Both of us?
- Each.
- Or collectively?
- Each. Let's go.
- Can we do 15 seconds?
Oh my God. It already wants to bite me.
- [Brian] What are you doing?
- I can't! I'm too scared!
I don't know what to do. I am so scared.
- Wait, can get him out, hold him for 10 seconds?
- Yes, you can.
- [Brian] Okay, you get him out, hold him for 10 seconds.
- [Mike] Oh! 'Bout to get lit up.
Oh no.
- [Jay] Oh my god. I do not want to do this at all.
(gasps) Mike, it's gonna bite you!
- No!
Oh!
Oh! (laughs)
- [Jay] Here, I'll help you. I'll help you.
- [Mike] Wait.
- [Jay] I'll help you.
- [Brian] Okay, there you go.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five,
six,
seven,
eight,
nine,
ten. Jay, you're up!
- [Mike] Take him. Take him!
Take him! Take him, Jay!
- I'm trying! I'm scared!
I'm so scared. I do not want to do this.
- Use the hand as a distraction.
Don't let him put me in the fridge.
Come on, take him.
(Jay screams)
- I don't wanna do this at all!
- [Mike] Take him!
(Jay screams)
- Mike, you're doing so well.
- [Mike] Just do it! This is (indistinct)
Take it! Take the snake, Jay.
- I can't! I'm so scared.
I don't wanna! He's gonna bite me.
- [Brian] This'll be good for you.
(Mike and Jay screaming)
- [Brian] Mike, okay, don't drop him!
(Jay screams, whimpers)
- [Brian] No.
- Stop it! (screams) No, bite, bite, bite!
Take him. Please take him! (screams)
- [Mike] That was nothing.
- All right. So I think that went very, very well.
So we're gonna move on to the next one here.
There you go. Okay, you can turn around.
- Oh, I know this one.
- Okay, so go ahead.
- [Mike] Oh wait, maybe I don't know this one.
- Go ahead and guess.
- [Mike] I know it's not that one.
- If you guys don't get this one,
I don't know what's gonna happen.
- [Mike] So there could be two things.
- It could be two things.
- Oh, you're right. Go ahead. Mike has it right.
There could be two things,
so now it's a matter of 50-50 guessing.
- [Jay] Well, now I feel like I need
to change my answer again.
- [Brian] You can't change your answer.
- [Mike] This one here.
- Let me see.
What?
- [Mike] No wait. I-
- [Brian] No, no, no.
- He doesn't get to change it!
- Oh my gosh!
- [Mike] I don't know if you can see the-
- [Brian] This is a-
they're possible het pied lavender albino.
You were right.
- Oh! Oh, okay.
- You were right. You were right.
You thought they were pastels?
- Yeah, they had a lot more yellow on the sides.
- You thought that was a pastel?
- You have to eat a super worm.
- [Jay] Oh god.
Oh! Oh god. Dude. Sorry.
Oh! Stop it. I don't wanna see you chew it.
Keep your mouth closed. Ugh.
- [Brian] All right! So far, so good.
- Tastes like lavender.
- [Jay] Lavender?
- [Brian] Okay, you guys ready for the-?
I tell you what guys, we haven't gotten very far here.
- [Jay] No, we might be here all freakin' day.
(Mike and Brian laugh)
- I'm running out of consequences here. Okay.
I thought for sure, like,
at least most of these you guys would get.
All right, you guys ready? Back turned?
This is an easy one.
- [Mike] Oh. You said that last time.
- It's an easy one. You guys should get this one.
This one should not be a problem.
There you go.
Ooh, wait a second. This is a little harder than I thought.
(Jay laughs)
- [Mike] Come on!
- [Jay] He doesn't even know what it is!
(Mike laughs)
- [Jay] He doesn't even know what the heck it is.
- Okay, so here they are right here.
You guys look, you guys can now turn around.
- Oh, Jesus. What the hell is that?
- There and there. Just look through your lists.
Look through your lists and think about it.
- Okay.
- No, wait, I have a question. Is there Mojave in this gene?
'Cause it has like the (indistinct)
- [Jay] No, you don't get to-
He doesn't get to ask that. What?
- There's no cheating.
- I was just curious.
- [Brian] Think about what it looks like.
- No, I know exactly what it looks like.
- I know. (laughs)
- All right. Let me see.
Which one did you do? (laughs)
You changed that! He changed it!
- No, I swear I didn't. I told them right here.
Look like that.
- Okay.
- I already have that one marked out.
- Okay. Okay.
- I swear I did not.
- It's crazy.
- [Mike] That one?
- Mike is right!
- Yes!
- Jay is wrong.
- [Jay] What is it?
- It's a super pastel pied. It's a pied!
How could you not know that's a pied?
- Because-
- [Mike] Pied white.
They haven't shed out yet, so it's not white white.
- [Jay] Yeah, that was really dumb.
That was about as dumb as you not picking highway,
and it looked like a freaking freeway.
- [Mike] Highway. (laughs)
- Yeah.
- [Mike] Let's go!
- [Brian] You gotta take lake lizard out.
- I knew it!
(Mike laughs)
- Jay hates it.
- I don't wanna work here anymore.
- [Mike] Dude, he's not that bad.
- [Jay] Oh my god.
- Jay's actually afraid of the lake lizard, much like I was.
(Jay screams)
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
- [Brian] You didn't put the key in the lock yet!
You didn't even put the key in the lock.
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
- Oh my god! Why does it keep doing that?
I don't want to do this at all.
I hate my- I hate my job here.
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
- None of this is literally worth it at all.
This is so stupid.
Oh! Oh my god! I'm not gonna be able to hold this thing.
- [Mike] You are. You are.
Let him come out.
- Okay. Okay.
- [Mike] Jay, I'm trying to help you on this one.
- Okay.
- [Brian] See all you have to do is just open up the door.
No, just open up the door!
- [Jay] Oh!
- [Brian] Okay.
- Oh my god. Oh my god, bro! I don't wanna lose it.
I love it so much.
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
- [Jay] Okay! It's out. Now what do I have to do?
- [Brian] Put it back in.
(Jay screams)
(Jay screaming in the distance)
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
- [Brian] There you go. All good!
- Holy crap!
Okay.
My back's sweating.
(Mike and Cameraman laugh)
(Mike trying to talk through laughter)
(Brian laughs)
- Yeah, I'm going to try to make this as easy as I can.
I thought that one was easy. It was a super pastel pied.
- No, we won't tell him again.
- Okay. Now this is an easy one, guys.
- [Mike] You said that last time.
- Yeah, you said that every time.
- [Brian] I said just one. Turn around.
It's just one, so you guys can look at it.
It's an easy one.
- All right.
- Okay.
- Okay. Show it to the camera.
- Ooh.
Ooh.
- It's an easy one!
- If it's not that one, I'm gonna be so upset.
- Lemme see.
What do you got?
All right! They both got it! Banana pied!
Woo hoo! Finally.
- [Mike] That was a good high five too.
- All right! Guy, way to go.
- Wait, what's the score now? Am I winning yet?
- Everyone's a winner in my life.
- I got holes in my arm.
- I got holes in my throat and my heart.
(Mike laughs)
- Okay, I'm gonna show you guys really quick.
Okay, you guys can turn around.
- Ooh, I know what this is.
- [Brian] Go ahead.
- Me too.
- I know what it- well.
- I know what it is.
- All right. You know what it is?
- Oh!
- Go with your gut. That's all I can say.
- [Brian] Let me see.
Mike?
- Well, yeah, it could be the other one,
but I just went with my gut first.
- Oh!
- I picked the wrong one, didn't I?
- You picked the wrong one.
It is a clown, not a pastel clown.
- The yellow throws me off.
- So you have to-
- [Mike] What am I doing now?
- You have to just give Lucy a little pet on the head.
- Oo hoo!
- [Brian] She's looking.
- [Mike] I know. Thank you.
- [Brian] She's literally looking.
Nice pet. Nice pet.
Good job!
- [Jay] Wow!
- Wow! Look at that!
(Jay and Brian clap)
- [Brian] Good job!
Okay.
- [Jay] What the heck?
- This is what it is right here, guys,
and I'll show you the bag.
- [Mike] I've done (indistinct)
- And you guys can turn around.
- Yep.
- No, because there's no confident yep
because you don't freaking know.
- [Mike] Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give a second.
You can go.
Don't show me yet. Keep your finger on it.
- [Mike] I think that that's gotta be it.
- Let's see what you did.
What'd you do?
You got it right, you got it wrong.
- What is it, just an albino?
- It's an albino black pastel.
- What made you guess that?
- So instead of the albino, if you look at-
- Shut up, Mike.
(Jay and Brian laugh)
- Okay, what is the- well, it's lunch time.
(Mike and Jay laugh)
- What about, like, what is the alternative?
What else can I do instead of this?
- You guys signed down for this game.
- I actually didn't sign on to sh--.
(Mike laughs)
- [Man] Eat it like a baby bird.
- It's gonna be good. It tastes like peanut butter.
- I don't-
- [Brian] Like peanut butter.
- I'll show you how to do it if you don't eat it.
- [Brian] He just swallowed it!
It's gonna burrow its way out of your stomach now!
- Really?
(Mike and Brian laugh)
- They'll bite.
That's why I killed it.
- I already swallowed it.
(Mike and Brian laugh)
- You gotta go drink some (indistinct)
- Okay guys, I've got good news.
The last bag of the shipment.
- Wait. Wait, do I have to go throw up?
- (laughs) No, you're gonna be fine.
Worst case that happens, it'll burrow out,
and you'll be all right.
You won't even know it.
I think you guys have done exceptionally well.
Let me know in the comments if you enjoyed this adventure.
Oh my.
(Jay clears throat, Mike laughs)
- Suddenly we got a goose back here.
(Jay retches)
- [Jay] Can I bring it back up?
- [Mike] No! Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Okay, you guys ready? Here you go.
Last one, guys! Turn around now. Last one.
I know you guys got this. I know you got it.
I know you got it.
- [Jay] It's not even- It's not on the list.
- It is on the list.
- Let me make sure.
(Jay clears throat)
- Would you stop doing that?
We already did the possible het.
- On that trip we did, didn't we?
- Remember the possible?
- Maybe I did this-
Maybe there are two bags of possible het pieds.
- [Mike] No, your shipment never looked like that.
- [Man] What are you, a baby goat?
(Mike and Brian laugh)
- [Brian] Oh man.
What did you say?
And what did you say again?
And guess what, guys? We ended with two victories.
- Nice!
- I was like oh no!
- What's next?
- Good job, guys.
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