[applause]
- It's so cool this place is right around the corner
from the office.
- Yeah, I can't believe this is the actual table
where Meg Ryan had that famous fake orgasm scene.
- "When Harry Met Sally" is my favorite movie.
- I must have seen it 50 times.
- I must have seen it a hundred times.
- Let's talk about something else, please.
- Guys, you know what would be fun?
- Oh, I think I know where you're going with this.
- Me too--we order a big old plate of potato salad
and pig out.
- I'm gonna do the Meg Ryan part.
- Oh, go ahead, girl.
I am sure people do it here all the time.
- Okay, I'll be Billy Crystal, okay.
[as Billy] Sally, no one's ever faked it with me.
I can tell.
It's pretty good.
- Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Oh, my God.
You are so crazy. I wanna try.
- Okay, okay, okay.
No one's ever faked it with me. I can tell.
- You know, you don't have to do that every time.
- Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!
That is actually what I do when I fake it.
- Yeah, you had me convinced.
Hey, you do it, Rhonda.
- No.
- It's fun--just do what you do when you have an orgasm.
- [groans] All right, all right.
Let me see, let me see.
Oh, oh, oh...
[throatier] yeah...
Yeah...
- There you go Rhonda. You're getting into it.
- Oh, oh,
[screaming] oh, man!
Oh, God, this is good, Dude!
You're blowin' my mind with the little pecker, man!
That thing sneaks up on ya, bro!
Hot dog!
I mean, you got it all, baby.
Little pecker,
good pumps.
Fan-tastic.
[screaming Oh, no, the condom busted!
I can't have a freaking baby, I'm a dancer!
[cheers and applause]
That was fun, that was fun.
Is that like they do it in the movie?
- Not really...it's more like a real orgasm.
- Oh, okay, I get it now. I get it.
- Are you ladies ready to order?
- Oh, we actually need another minute.
- I could have ordered. - Yes.
- Okay. Mmm....mmm...
- Okay, we're not doing that anymore, honey, okay?
- Oh, yeah,
this feels so good-good-freaky-dat-dang!
- Rhonda!
- Oh, no, the condom busted through!
- Again?
- I can't have your baby, Marco.
You are my brother's husband.
- What?
- Don't cry, Marco. If you cry, I'll cry.
You gotta stay with my brother, finish out the con.
Hold on a minute Marco. [screaming] Occupied!
Occ-u-pied!
- Wait, you're in a bathroom?
- Clean it later!
We're using it!
- So that's all happening while you're orgasming?
- Right, are you ladies ready to order yet?
- God, yes, thank you. Okay, three turkey sandwiches
and a big old plate of potato salad?
- Uh, fun fact.
Did you know this is the actual table
from "When Harry Met Sally?"
- Yes, yes, we did know that. Thank you.
- Yeah, I like the scene where she's like, "Oh, yes...
"yes, yes, give it to me, Marco!
"What's that, Marco? You got a surprise for me?
"Well, where is it? Under the covers?
"I don't see what the--- [sniffs], a dutch oven?
[screaming] "Marco,
"pulling the sheets over someone's head
"and farting is a sign of disrespect in this country!
"I got so much to teach you, Marco.
"Oh, no, the condom busted again, Dude!
Your jagged little pecker's too sharp!"
- I'll have what she's having.
[cheers and applause]
- She's having a big old plate of potato salad.
- Oh, then definitely not. I'll have the soup, hot!
- I'm not the waiter.
- All right, let's get out of here.
I know a place that's mah-velous, baby.
Perfect Billy Crystal.
[applause]