yo
i can't wait to y'all you know i took
that car i almost drove it over a bridge
i finally get to see the house he's so
excited about the only bad thing
is jock's friend kadia is the one
showing us the house
you mean miss piggy right carly nope you
know people still call her miss piggy to
this day
because of me maybe he's telling the
truth but trust
i got my eye on this hoe hey welcome
back
hey girl listen this is kermit the frog
my dude and i want to introduce miss
piggy
man property uh the property is actually
over 7 500 square feet and look at y'all
if you just see it i think it can kermit
the frog
all right here we go okay wait a minute
aren't you the driver that drove us to
alabama
oh and aren't you the stylist and the
tax preparer
yes actually i am i wear a number of
professional hats
professional a good idea to put these
two women together did you put
hole under your resume too he was
property and i'm hoping carla would be
on the best behavior
all right like i said we have a grand
12 foot door for your entryway
route iron staircase with actually a
catwalk across the second floor
so that you can overlook from upstairs
into this great
and this is where we do the muppet show
thanks so far it's cool what what
what's that's kids network yeah let's
proceed this way and go yes let's
proceed this way
come on down to sesame street we're
entertaining especially if you could
call it the kevin air this is the
keeping room right here to your right
can we have sex on this countertop yeah
of course we're good
that's what you feel like doing this
house seems all right
i realized that i made some really wild
moves some very
uh not so thought out moves and um
it's comedy now because i could look at
it and laugh
but i also look back and i can see where
i wasn't being the best me possible you
know what i'm saying if you don't mind
baby you know i'll be liking them
just moving let me go check out the
house and um you know i'll just be back
in a minute i'll be right here
okay do you have any questions or
concerns about yes i have a question
okay um my man have we had
sexual relations before is that what
you're asking bit monica lewinsky check
this out i'm just asking you are you
my man or not that's it you know what
i'm saying okay
i know my man gets around and so do you
the only person i get around with is
your man so
mommy i absolutely am every night
i'm doing what a man doing i'm walking
through the house
i'm looking at a sound system i run
downstairs
god damn all healed i'm broke loose what
just happened
she just told me so you need to check
your hoes
you know what are you i told myself
i made a promise it was definitely a
setup that's why i would never forgive
him
ever because it was a setup like come on
now
what kind of man yes
something was going on between him and
his chick i knew kermit the frog when
this piggy was seeing each other
no [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no
no no
so while y'all together y'all go ahead
carly
you know what he can have that
overweight speaking with a fake accent
tell a tubby if that's what he wants
cause carly red is done all i need is a
ride home
man get your ass in the goddamn car
let's go man beat that [ __ ] ass
all day every day man shut up oklahoma
got down though
this may be the dumbest i ever did i
really don't know how i thought i was
gonna put these two together
and not get this type of outcome man
what can i say
it could have been a playoff move but
went horribly wrong
you a hoe and she a hoe why don't you
get up y'all hoes get out of the car
get out the car let me tell you what
happens after this ain't going nowhere
he tells me to get out the car i jump in
the driver's seat
and i drive the car off
get out the car paul and i drove that
off the side of the [ __ ] road
across the bridge crash that
you in your car [ __ ] man you can have
kermit
oh and miss piggy and all of them damn
muppets by far just talk tomorrow yo
crazy red and full of facts let us go on
by her business imma ride with you man
yeah you're gonna ride with her all
right you're gonna ride to the wheels
forever
some of it i've done in my lifetime
can you imagine me trying to explain
my way out of things
huh god damn
damn
that was real too
it was real though
when she showed up and saw kd she
flipped
out went crazy they were lost i was lost
to a lot of
going on she just went crazy
ah i'm not gonna do it this [ __ ] is
demonic she's awake she's witchcraft
she's doing a photo of me i'm like what
we had a fight
he was trying to get in he was like i'm
get out the car he was gonna he was
gonna come around and take me out the
car but
little did he know i got in the driver's
seat because i can crawl over
got in the driver's seat that was not
that was exactly what happened and he
was looking for his
car
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