- So what does Kim do with her armpit? - Nothing, she like that... She like that...
Hi guys, welcome to another episode of TSL Plays and today, we're playing Extreme 5 Second Rule.
Here are the rules!
Hi, we are stupid and we are wearing blue. Therefore, we are Bluepid.
Eh, pose...
Ok, we are Happy Family!
Are y'all ready?
- No. - No.
Yes!
- Oh, only John John ah? Ok.. - Because I a bit stupid so I don't know.
Can, just answer only.
I hug, I kiss, and I flash the person!
Sex! Er, lick the face. Er, hug...
Buy flowers, buy chocolate, and er.. Korean heart fingers!
Lick the face? Who lick the face?
Like... Is it you lick Luna's face?
No, I bite.
Ok, your team gets 2 points.
- Yay ~ - Woah!
Julian repeated the hug.
- Happy Family, are y'all ready? - Yes.
Er, look at my penis, swing it around and
Flash... wash my hair, do my make-up.
Bathe in open air showers, scratch my armpits, and run naked.
I'm just gonna give 1 point to this team because...
'Scratching armpits'... Have I not seen guys scratch armpits? - Why cannot sia?
- The question was right, what would you do if you were the opposite gender.
So I don't scratch my armpits as a female but if I were a guy, I would scratch my armpits! - That's a lie! That's a lie!
You lying to my face!
- So what does Kim do with her armpit? - Nothing.
She like that...
After hearing the argument, now the scratching armpit makes sense.
But, but then, I will give the point if Chris, you scratch your armpit now.
- Scratch lah. - Just for the point man!
Scratch more, Chris!
John John, lead the team.
Yes!
Go!
Er, Girls, er, camera, and er, what to do next.
Er, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt.
What is my toothpaste, what's my soap, what's my shampoo.
Wait, did you say camera?
Like, you're filming yourself in the shower?
Noo, calm down. No lah, I will.. think about.. No lah, I will think about what I will do with it later.
What!
Amanda though and the Chrises.
- Yeah sia. What about Chris Soh though? - Yeah, what about Chris Soh.
If it's 4 answers, I'll put Chris Soh.
Think about you in the shower.
Are y'all ready?
- No.. - Ok, we got this, we got this!
I will cut it off,
I will put it in the blender,
and I'll make him drink it.
You will forget about this in 5 years,
you'll be fine, and don't worry!
Put in a blender and make him drink?!
- So like, make a smoothie lah? - It's like a banana smoothie.
Julian, John John, then me..
Yeap.
-Wah wah. -Very hot ah.
Wah wah, competition is heating up.
Stress level is high.
I also can!
- Oh damn... - Ok, faster faster.
Go!
Eat poop...
Kiss my grandma...
on the lips...
(Sew) Next.
Kill my mother, kill my father, kill my brother.
Er, become prostitute,
shoot a porn,
eat cockroach.
How much will you be okay to eat a cockroach?
1 million and 1 dollars.
Julian said something about his grandma just now.
- Yeah, he said he won't kiss his grandma. - On the lips.
She's dead, so like...
It's a corpse.
- Oh my god... - I'm sorry!
Julian....
- Ready.. - I will stabilize the table.
I had to pay my taxes,
Had to pay my own... school stuff,
Pay my own bus fare.
Pay my mother money, buy my house, have a baby.
Er, first relationship,
getting a job, and getting deflowered.
Why is that so easy? Why is their question so easy? :'(
Having my no-no place, become my go-go place.
If that was not 5 seconds, she would have gone like full paragraph.
- My no-no place become my go-go place. - Stop roasting my friend ah!
Starting with Amanda...
Er, love tart, honey tart, and er, pineapple tart.
- What! - Hur hur hur...
I feel sad for your girlfriend, John.
As a girl, if you were to call me 'Poot Poot',
'Toot Toot',
'Doo Doo' is ok, although I don't get it.
- But 'Poot Poot' and 'Toot Toot'... I'll be offended. - No no..
You will not, you will not.
Can I just say that every single girl I say this to, maybe apart from Jes, will smile.
- You try. -Because you pre-empt already.
- Ok, then we try... - Let's try someone outside?
- I will call someone in. You wait. - Call, call.
Say in a really cute way. Poot poot ~
Poot Poot.
This one out of context!
- What is that? - Did you see how she cringed just now?
No, no, no, no, no. You should ask a person who is...
Faster say the second one.
I don't want to say the second one already lah they win.
I don't want to say already :(
Whatever.
Whatever, judge me. Judge me in the comments section.
Try the T.
Toot Toot.
- You see! -Your girlfriend very poor thing sia.
If your boyfriend said this to you, will you accept it?
- Wah, no leh. - And that's why she's not my girlfriend.
Oh, thank god!
- Whatever! - Are you satisfied now?
No, I'm not!
Next time I'm attached, I'll take a video and send to you all.
Hold her hostage.
POOT POOT!
You better smile now! Poot Poot!
She, "smile smile smile smile..."
- Ok, are y'all ready? - Ok, let's go.
Go.
My personality,
My heart, and my ass.
I'm adorable,
I'm super legit,
and I'm... clever.
I'm funny, I'm level-headed, and I'm kind.
Did you just say "I'm super legit?"
- Are you a rapper? - He's super legit.
- He say he's super adorable... - Actually, if he had more time,
he would have said ~*I'm super legit.*~
I totally get the legit part by watching his Instastories.
That is true.
When he talk about things, he's very...
Introspective.
Introperspective huh?
- Minus their point, they so rude to you. - Yeah, roast the host sia.
Never mind, we lose already. Nothing else to lose.
We have nothing to lose.
Julian, try to say 3 things within 5 seconds.
That's like the whole point of the game.
Go!
Er, pick my nose,
scratch my armpit...
and... scratch me balls.
Dance, and sing in the shower,
and fantasize about girls.
Er, scratch my ass,
pick my feet, and pick my teeth.
Wait, pick your feet then pick your teeth?
- Ah... - Buy her sand sanitiser someone.
- Sand sanitiser? - Sand hanitiser.
- Sand hanitiser. - I meant to say, sand hanitiser.
Oh, I love this question. Renae's gonna go there.
Go!
I brush my teeth, I wash my hair, I wash my face.
I jump into a pool, I caught in the rain, I slip and fall.
I go to the beach, I step in a puddle,
and then I see Bolin.
Ask Bolin to stand next to her.
She is gonna be wet in the armpit.
And then, he so tall, he block the air-con, so I start sweating.
Even though I'm not sure about the Bolin part, but, to each his own.
-To each his own.. - Ok, so you get the point.
- Ok, so that's the end of the game. How was the game? - Fun.
Stressful.
I cannot do this. My heart... I'm getting old already.
I'm 30 years old this year. My heart cannot take it anymore.
Round of applause.
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