[MUSIC PLAYING]
NED: Jesteros needs a new kind or queen.
And I decide we will play a game-- a Game of Chairs.
ALL: Huzzah!
NED: And hear to tell you how to play the game
is Grover Bluejoy.
Brother Bluejoy?
Where is Grover Bluejoy?
GROVER BLUEJOY: Sorry I'm late, but it was really hard
getting over that wall out there.
Whoa!
NED: Just tell everyone how to play the game.
GROVER BLUEJOY: All right.
The Game of Chairs is played with a deck of cards.
NED: No, it's not.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Of course it is not.
Who said that?
The Game of Chairs is played with marbles.
NED: No.
RED QUEEN: The monster is blue and full of arrows.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Is it played with a rubber chicken?
NED: No.
The Game of Chairs is played with chairs.
These three chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: You know, that makes sense.
But what do you do with the chairs?
NED: Music will play.
And then, these four players who want to be king or queen
will march around these three chairs.
When the music stops, they will each try and sit in a chair.
The lucky players who sit in a chair will--
GROVER BLUEJOY: Will have a nice, comfy place
to rest their cute and weary bodies.
Oh, I love this game.
NED: No!
They will continue to compete to be the king or queen
until there is one chair left.
That is the Game of Chairs!
ALL: Huzzah!
NED: Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
NED: You were supposed to bring the music, Bluejoy.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Right, right, right.
Be right back.
[MUSIC STARTS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
NED: Stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: I said, stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Sorry, I cannot hear you over this music.
NED: Stop the music!
[MUSIC STOPS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Oh-- [GRUMBLING]
DAENERYS: Oh, my baby's sad because we lost.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Aw, I am sorry little-- whoa.
A mommy of dragons?
No need to get hot under the diaper.
So how many players are left?
NED: Let us count.
We have one, two, three players, and one, two, three chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Three chairs and three players.
Got it.
ROBB: Can we hurry this up?
I have a wedding to get to.
NED: Oh.
Right.
Remove one of the chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Ah, yes.
Removing one of the chairs.
Sorry about the floor.
[STRUGGLING]
NED: Now, there are one, two chairs left, and three players.
Let's continue the game.
Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
[MUSIC STARTS]
NED: Stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: Stop the music!
[MUSIC STOPS]
GROVER BLUEJOY: Whoa.
JOFFREY: Am I out?
GROVER BLUEJOY: Yes, I am sorry.
It looks like you choked, Joffrey.
[CRYING]
GROVER BLUEJOY: So how many players are left?
NED: Let us count.
There are one, two players.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Two players.
NED: And one, two chairs.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Two chairs.
NED: Now, remove one more chair.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Ah, removing one more chair.
[STRUGGLING]
We really should get some wheels on these things.
NED: That leaves one chair and two players.
The one person to sit in this one chair
will be the next king or queen of Jesteros.
Music!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Music!
[MUSIC STARTS]
NED: And stop the music.
GROVER BLUEJOY: What?
NED: Stop the music!
CERSEI: Ow.
ROBB: Ow.
NED: There is one chair, and only one person
can be in that chair And that person is--
GROVER BLUEJOY: Hello.
ALL: You?
CERSEI: I'm telling my brother.
NED: You're the new king?
ROBB: I cannot think of a more horrible ending than this.
TYRION: All hail King Grover.
GROVER BLUEJOY: Nice fit.
NED: No!
GROVER BLUEJOY: Do not lose your head over this, Neddie, baby.
Now, fetch me a cushion for my royal bottom.
This chair is not comfy at all.
TYRION: Yes, your fuzzy grace.
GROVER BLUEJOY: And bring a sweater.
I think winter is coming.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PIG: He says, then I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your house down!
[YELLING]
WOLF: A thing of beauty.