It's AumSum Time.
What if our Beard was made of Gold?
Oh No!
Where did I keep my Beard?
Oh AumSum!
If our Beard was made of Gold:
Person with the longest beard may build the tallest house.
All thieves will be after our Beard.
People will stop cutting their Beard altogether.
There will be no need to carry cash anymore.
People who just cut off their Beard will be completely shell-shocked.
We may now require special equipment to cut our Beard.
People who have no Beard will be extremely disappointed.
Jewelry shops may shut down.
Aliens may start experimenting with their Beard.
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