- Today, we're gonna find
out how much we really know about reptiles.
- I know a lot about reptiles.
- But we're gonna do it blindfolded.
We're going to Target.
Get the bunny suit.
(exhales sharply)
(bright, upbeat music)
- I don't know where the sleep masks are.
Excuse me.
Do you guys have sleep masks here?
- We've been having insomnia lately thinking
about the big day.
- Is there like a carrot section too, like?
(laughing)
- I'm pretty sure there is.
- Nice, we gotta get some carrots!
- It's the man himself.
- A-29.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, bye.
- Yeah.
- Happy Easter.
- Booyah.
Ooh, cushioned.
I don't think these are gonna fit my ears.
What's up, doc?
- I literally can't stop smiling.
- You should see my face.
- [Kid] Easter Bunny, hi!
- Hi.
- Hi!
- Should we see him off to some snakes, maybe?
- On it right now?
You're on it right now.
- Uh, I dunno.
(all laughing)
- Ah, my ear's in my eye.
Very nice.
(laughing and chattering)
- Well, here I am working as always.
I have no idea where Brian is and actually speaking
of that, where the heck is Noah and Mike, too?
- So we're gonna really find
out how much these guys know about animals.
How this is gonna work
is that we're gonna actually bring down an animal.
And, you have to feel it.
And tell me what it actually is.
We're gonna do three rounds a piece.
Whoever wins this round.
Guess what you win?
A free trip to Cedar Point.
- Oh, nice!
- All right, let's go.
- Ow, okay.
- We're gonna do Gerald?
- Yeah, I'm thinking Gerald, because it's like a,
a mid-size snake.
He's not gonna know if it's from The Reptarium or not.
He's never gonna be able to know what Gerald is.
- Well, we have to take our time.
We can't be too fast.
- What could they possibly bring down?
- (whispering) Is that Gerald?
(laughing)
- Let's go.
Now, remember this could come from The Reptarium or BHB.
- Oh, what?
Oh, wait.
Well obviously it's a snake.
- Okay.
- Kind of smaller.
- [Brian] Dumeril's boas are from Madagascar.
They're one of two of the Acrantophis genus.
The Dumeril's boas can get about eight to ten foot.
And are really placid, beautiful snakes.
- Oh wait, I know who this is.
The keys got me.
Is this Gerald?
(kids cheering)
- Got it.
- Oh, he got it!
- Really?
Aw!
Oh wow, that's bright.
- He does that lot?
He tails?
- Oh dude, all the time.
Because, you'll hold her like this,
and she always, like,
stretches out and then she'll grab your keys.
- That's pretty good.
Noah's up next.
- Ugh.
(all laughing)
- That's fine, you have your own keys
with names on them and you're making me always open
up the cage.
- I like it.
Well, obviously if we use Flaming Hot,
he's gonna know, right?
So if he's touching it, he's gonna think
it's a bearded dragon.
Initially, he's gonna think it's Flaming Hot,
so I've got an idea.
- Why is the face mask wet?
It's only one round.
- When it comes to Pete,
he's a bearded dragon as well.
He's a little bit more spiky,
but I'm not even sure Noah knows that we have this animal.
- Yeah, I don't think he does.
- Let's see what happens.
- Can we give him RJ?
He wouldn't know what it is.
- I don't like being blind.
- [Brian] There you go.
- Oh goodness.
I don't know, this one's spiky.
- Feel it.
- I don't wanna.
(laughing)
Can I sniff it?
- Yeah, sure.
(inhales deeply)
What does it smell like?
- It smells like a reptile show.
The carpets at a reptile show.
- How have you ever smelled a carpet at a reptile show?
- I was crawling around those things my whole life.
- That is true.
- They have carpet?
- And the good ones.
- Man, it's chunky.
I think this one's pregnant.
- I don't think that's possible.
- This the basilisk?
- [Brian] Bearded dragons actually come
from Australia and are one
of the most commonly kept pet lizards
in this country and rightfully so.
They are really, really great animals to keep.
They're omnivores, so they'll eat vegetation
as well as some bugs.
A really cool animal that loves
to chill out on people.
What, you just made up your own name for him?
Yeah, I call him Frank.
- Who's Frank?
I think that was the guy who died.
I think this is his pet.
- You might be right about that.
That's what's weird about it.
- I think it was so I call him Frank.
- So this is the deal.
His name is Pete.
- Really?
- But do we give it to him or no?
- He knew exactly where he was from.
- Okay.
- That was his story.
- I'll give, I'll give it to him.
So, all right.
Mike's got one, Noah's got one.
- Now it's my turn.
- Mr. Noah.
It just feels too much like any other snake.
- Yeah, it's got smooth scalation,
it's kind of like a medium snake,
and I don't think he's guessing this one.
- Do you even know what this is called?
- Dominican red mountain boa.
- You know, I put these guys through a lot of stuff
so I'm kind of a little bit afraid
of what they're gonna bring to me.
- I swear if he guesses this first try I'm gonna be mad.
- [Mike] No cheating.
- [Noah] No cheating.
Are you ready?
- Yep.
- Okay, here you go.
Feel it?
I feel one side of it.
It's obviously a snake.
Dominican mountain boas are found
in The Bahamas and Bimini Islands of Hispaniola.
They can get about four to six feet long,
And, primarily in the wild,
they're gonna eat lizards as neonates.
And then eventually turn over
to rodents and they have been known to actually eat bats.
It's a really long tail and it's a male.
So it's a boa of some sort.
- But how much are you fondling this?
(laughing)
- [Noah] How much can you find out by their genitalia?
- Got a long tail.
Ooh, it's got a bigger fatter head than I expected.
- That's what she said.
- Wow, it's so hard to know what it is,
because it's like...
It's definitely a boid of some sort.
And I, I don't, I don't think it's a python.
I think it's an actual boa.
My initial thought was gonna be a rainbow boa.
And why is this tail so long?
Cause rainbow boas tails aren't this long.
- I think the time's up, I mean come on.
- I'm gonna say it's gotta be a rainbow boa of some sort.
(loud buzzer sound)
Oh, I should have got this!
Dominican... I knew it was so...
It's a rainbow boa though, I mean it's in the same...
- No. - No.
- It's in the same family
as a rainbow boa.
- But it's not a rainbow boa.
It's a Dominican red mountain boa.
- [Mike] Yeah, oh my gosh.
- And his name is Mr. Nubbins, not rainbow boa.
- Ah, and the Nub is when...
- Is when I shoot it out.
(all laughing)
- Okay, I lost that round.
- Hey, Beth?
- Yes.
- Have you seen Brian, Noah, or Mike anywhere?
- I saw them all load up
in the truck and take off a while ago.
- But his car's still here.
- I didn't, I haven't seen them.
I haven't seen them come back at all.
- Ha, one down for Mr. Brian.
One more to go for Mike.
- I think we're gonna do Bart, the albino Burmese python.
He's gonna probably think it's Jeffrey,
because he's about the same size as Jeffrey.
Don't you think?
- Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be perfect.
- All right, let's see what he can do.
- What is that?
Oh my goodness.
This is a lot bigger than I thought it would be.
Is this two snakes?
Wait, what is, whoa!
Is this two snakes?
- [Brian] Burmese pythons are one of the giants for sure.
They primarily come from two countries, Vietnam and Myanmar.
They can get up to 18 foot in length.
And they're certainly one
of the sweethearts when it comes to the giant snakes.
- Bigger snake.
- Oh, genius.
- I'm gonna fondle this one too.
How long is the tail, Mike?
- Eight inches.
- You're over exaggerating again.
- Some kind of Burmese.
I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
It's too big to be Marshmallow.
Too small to be Jeffrey, obviously way too small
to be Sunrise.
The only other burms I can think
of that we have, the ones next door.
So we got those albinos.
Was is it like Bert and Homer or something?
- Bert or Homer?
You're thinking Sesame street.
- Bert and Ernie.
- Yeah, Bert and Ernie.
- Oh!
I'm thinking it's Bart.
- He's right.
(kids cheering)
- Dude, I'm good at this game.
- Onto the next.
- I'm winning that trip.
- I think a spotted python's the way to go.
It's a, it's a cool snake.
Something that he's definitely not gonna think.
There's no way getting this one.
- Yeah, no way he's getting that one.
- There you go.
- Medium size snake.
(tense music)
Oh, what was that?
(laughing)
That was you.
You touched my nose.
(laughing)
That was a human.
- [Brian] Spotted pythons are a dwarf python from Australia.
These guys can get about four foot long.
They're one of the handful of Anteresia species.
And they're really an interesting small python that lay
about 12 to 15 eggs per clutch.
(inhales deeply)
- It doesn't smell like anything, which is really peculiar.
- Mind if I get a whiff?
He's right actually, it's like a no-scent snake.
- Hmm.
- I was gonna say anaconda,
but the muscle density just isn't there.
(laughing)
Why are you guys laughing?
- [Brian] You don't realize where it's at?
- It feels good, I don't mind.
Trying to feel the pattern on it.
(laughing)
- You can't feel a snake's pattern.
- It's braille.
- Geez Louise.
- [Mike] He's gonna whisper sweet nothings.
- [Noah] Where are you at?
It's gone now.
- Oh, it's up over your shoulder.
It's right there.
(laughing)
- I'm at a loss for words.
God, it's just so smooth.
Which makes me think that this is a water type.
It's like Michael Phelps.
But it doesn't...
Okay, so it's not a ball python.
(indistinct)
I'm going Anaconda.
It's a Stimson's python?
- Spotted.
- Spotted python?
- Yeah.
- I forgot those are even a thing.
Wow.
(indistinct)
That's him, look at the nuts on him.
He's never gonna guess a chahoua gecko.
- Gecko!
- [Noah] All right, get your hands out.
- Was that a fart?
- No.
- It was a real one?
- No.
- Wait, whoa, hang on.
- Soft hands.
- It's a chahoua gecko.
- Why?
- Is that, am I right?
- Yeah, why?
- Well, that was the fastest freaking round ever.
(laughing)
- Because it jumped right on me.
It's the only gecko that jumps that quick.
- We thought you would figure, like,
crested gecko or something.
I was wrong.
(laughing)
- Man, I've been working all day,
and I have no idea where these clowns are.
Nobody's here!
- All right, for this round.
It's a little bit different, Mike.
This is actually a bonus round.
If you guess this, you win a hundred dollars.
- Nice!
- But, put your hands behind your back.
- What?
- No hands.
- Can't use hands.
- It's not gonna bite, right?
Ooh, wait, I can't feel it?
- No. - No.
- [Noah] Not with your hands,
you can feel it with your face.
- What?!
I'm not that flexible.
Man, which side?
- [Brian] Hog Island boas are actually
from the islands right off of the coast of Honduras.
They're a smaller species
of Boa that typically only gets about five to six foot.
- Oh yeah.
I know that feeling.
Definitely a boa.
Still smells like he's nothing.
I should've shaved the chin hair for this.
- What is the texture of the scales?
Lick it!
- I'm not licking it.
I'm using my limbs.
- Don't lick it!
- It's not going behind the couch, is it?
What kind of boa, though?
I mean, there's so many freaking boas.
It's not a Dumeril's.
We don't have one this size.
- Or do we?
- Oh, it's, like, impossible to figure out.
Is it, like, a Suriname?
Is it the Hog Island?
That smells like a dirty $100 bill.
Is it two fitty?
Wait, this thing's falling, it's not fair.
Did I hold this snake the other day?
- I don't think you've ever held it.
- Was it one of the snakes that you said,
that nobody'd ever seen before?
A hundred bucks is on the line, man.
That's a lot of ice cream.
This might be a long shot.
It's not that Suriname that we messed with the other day.
Cause that thing wasn't mean.
I don't think it has a name.
- It's an island boa, though.
- I don't know what it's called.
I want to say the size, everything,
it feels like that Solomon Island boa.
Are you sure I can't put my hands on it for two seconds?
- Yes. - No.
- [Brian] Solomon Island ball, is that your idea?
- Yeah, I think that's what I'm going with.
- That's it, ain't it?
- It's called the Hog Island ball.
(groaning)
(all laughing)
- You said nice snakes only!
That thing was all over my face.
- My goodness.
- It was nice until you messed with it.
- It's like...
- Well listen, for being a good sport.
I'll at least by you an ice cream.
- Yes!
- You know, I have pulled thousands and thousands
of clutches of ball python eggs.
So much so that I've always said I could probably do
it blindfolded.
Well, let's see if that works.
Well, obviously this is the clutch up here.
I'm gonna pull this girl down.
Put it right here.
Here's my egg box here.
And here's the hard part.
Okay, this is the female.
She's an enchi and she was bred
to a really beautiful male that I'll show you here
in a little bit.
This is the clutch of eggs.
Don't bite me.
Okay, we got one egg here.
Okay, here it is.
A little harder to pull without,
without knowing what's going on here.
Wanna make sure I've got all the eggs.
Oh, this looks like a slugger right here.
I could feel the slug.
So set that aside.
Got the one egg here.
Nice, the other eggs are all together, which is great.
So, I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 eggs.
So eight eggs and one slug.
Let's see how good I did.
See you got 2, 4, 6, 8, ope, 9 eggs.
Somehow I didn't get one egg,
but I got nine eggs one slug again.
Beautiful enchi girl bred
to the stinger orange dream fire yellow belly.
So the stinger is actually a spider and enchi.
So we've got super enchi potential.
We've got all kinds of cool stuff.
Orange dreams...
Gonna be beautiful, but Hey, listen,
I can't actually pull clutches blindfolded.
Since Mike didn't win,
let's go ahead and see if Noah can.
- This is comfy.
I think I'm gonna win this money.
Ooh, oooh.
Okay, some sort of tree boa.
- [Mike] Hey, put your hands behind your back.
- They gotta counter balance.
Can you replant it on me?
(excited noises)
God, why is it so smooth?
Why are you giving me all smooth ones?
So smooth.
Get away from my hand.
Um!
It lives, it's an arboreal species.
- [Mike] Giving you kisses.
- Wait a minute.
It's not a arboreal, it's a colubrid.
(laughing)
- He's trying to see what's going on.
Ow!
- He just bit you?
Dad, he just bit you?
(all laughing)
Dad, Dad, get it.
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
I thought the rule was no biting!
- [Mike] I thought it was too.
Jesus, please grab...
I get, I give up.
(laughing)
I give up, I give up, get this devilish thing off me.
It's a corn snake!
Ow.
Please!
- [Mike] Jesus, you're getting bit.
- It's on my head!
(loud buzzer sound)
It's a scaleless Texas rat?
- You shoulda seen it,
it was opening it's mouth...
- I know, I felt it!
- If I don't get the money, nobody gets the money.
- It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
- What if we did...
- No.
- I didn't even finish.
(laughing)
- No.
- You can't feel the texture on this.
If he says he feels something, he's such a liar.
You can't even tell where the butt is.
- You ready?
- I am.
- Last round.
- Okay, a lot of options on this one.
- All of the marbles.
- So this is, if I win, then what?
Mike and I go to a Cedar Point together?
- I mean, but I hate rides.
- I think you're scared of heights.
- I'm scared of heights.
No, I'm not afraid of heights.
Why would you say I'm afraid of heights?
- You don't like planes.
- I don't like, but that's different.
- [Noah] Or bridges.
- Or bridges.
- [Noah] Specifically tall bridges.
So...
(laughing)
Lori's been spending four days a week over
at my daughter's place taking care of our grandchild.
She's back today.
And of course, she caught us.
- What the heck is going on?
- Uh, Lori?
- Yes.
Is that you?
Yeah, it's me.
What the heck are you doing?
I'm just trying to decide what kind
of snake this is in my hand.
- Why, why are you guys sitting here?
- This, this is important.
This is for all the marbles.
- Don't tell him what it is.
Don't say it.
- Lori, can you gimme a hint what this is?
- [Mike] No!
- [Noah] Don't!
- This is why nothing ever gets done.
- No, we're getting some stuff done right now.
- Actually this is a pretty big project.
- I'm gonna say this is Midnight.
- [Noah] Geesh!
- Nope.
- He's such a cheater.
- It's Midnight.
Yay!
We're going to Cedar point.
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Remember be kind to someone and I promise...
Oh my God, that's so bad.
- It's so bad!
(all laughing)
I farted.
(laughing)