GEOFF: Alright, so is everybody ready?
RAY: Yeah
MICHAEL: So what
GEOFF: This is Things To Do in Grand Theft Auto V
MICHAEL: (laughing) Is this 'da bus?'
RAY: Is that how you spell Knieval?
GEOFF: I was playing around with death and uh-
MICHAEL: What's up, Ray?
RAY: Is that how you spell Knieval?
MICHAEL: Yeah
GEOFF: (continuing) with job creations - (answering Ray) Yeah, I had Jack look it up
JACK: (aside) 'Da bus'
MICHAEL: It is.
GEOFF: (continuing) An, uh, he once jumped the snake river
JACK: He did!
GEOFF: We're going to jump, uh some... buses.
MICHAEL: He jumped a lot of things
GEOFF: (agreeing) He jumped a lot of stuff.
MICHAEL: He probably jumped some buses, right?
GEOFF: He jumped a shark.
RAY: (loudly) Someone say we're gonna jump 'da bus.'
JACK: Did somebody make the rocket things that didn't make it?
MICHAEL: Fonzie jumped the shark
GEOFF: Fonzie - Fonzie jumped the shark.
JACK: And made a lot of money.
GEOFF: So anyway, what I did was, I was fucking around with the death match settings and I decided to see if we could jump a bunch of buses, and do a cool stunt jump thing
in a ... fuckin' ... Beejay
Yada-yada-yada in different cars, whatever, shut up
You guys ready?
RYAN: Good explanation, Geoff!
MICHAEL: Okay? You just kind of trailed off there, Geoff.
GAVIN: What?
GEOFF: Eh, you didn't shut up.
Alright, don't kill each other and, uh...
JACK: So, grab whatever you want?
MICHAEL: What are we doing?
RYAN: So, pick a car, right?
GEOFF: Yeah, just pick a car and lets see if you can jump the fuckin'... RYAN: (loudly) Uh...
RAY: I was gonna say "Is there a car anywhere?"
RYAN: I'm gonna Biff.
JACK: Are we ready? Can we just go?
MICHAEL: Aw yeah!
JACK: Just do it?
MICHAEL: Ray, look! A bicycle! Ooh god -
GEOFF: I'm gonna get up on top and - I wanna get on top and watch this
RAY: Yeah, damn right I'm using the bicycle. MICHAEL: Yeah, you just go.
RYAN: Alright. RAY: Alright. MICHAEL: Yeah, you just go.
MICHAEL: Ope, nevermind.
JACK: I'm gonna do a run that you do like where you go...
GEOFF: I'm gonna - I'm do some sweet camera stuff.
JACK: ...and then you go past it.
RAY: How do you jump on a bike?
JACK: And you do like, what the stuntmen do.
RYAN: Yeah, yeah you gotta loop around, get some speed.
MICHAEL: (to Ray) L - Right bumper stick. Hold right bumper stick.
RAY: (shouting) OH!
GEOFF: (loud) OH SHIT! [GAVIN laughing]
MICHAEL: Ray, your bike went fucking flying. GEOFF: That bike went far as fuck!
RAY: Let me go get that back
[GAVIN laughs]
MICHAEL: I'm gonna get a run up.
GEOFF: Holy fuckin butts, dude.
RYAN: Alright
RAY: I can't shoot Gavin, god dammit.
GEOFF: Can't get up on the
RAY: I was gonna hit him with a rocket when he was by the buses.
JACK: That's a good amount of buses there
RYAN: Here we go. I'm comin' in.
GEOFF: There's ten buses.
RYAN: Gonna make a jump.
GEOFF: (makes a noise that kind of sounds like he's throwing up) I can't get up on the...
JACK: Good luck!
MICHAEL: Hwuh!
RYAN: Uhhhhh......Oh god
MICHAEL: Uhh-
RYAN: WHOA! JACK: WHOA!
MICHAEL: Almost made it!
GEOFF: Whoa!
MICHAEL: I mean, I made it across, but uh...
Where the fuck is my bike?
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here comes the bus
good luck
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Well, I've found my bike.
I think I wedged it
eleven buses now to jump
first time I've been on a bike
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woohoo
I'm going to do the same thing
whoa shit I survived
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There's a bus on top
My legs
Au Jesus
I'm stuck
Let's try the motorcycle
barrel roll on the busses
That did not work
au fucking car
god dammit
here we go
Are you ready for the best shot of the whole video?
What side are you going,?
Here I go!
shit.
(friends laughing at fail.)
make it up the ramp?
Ever jumped over like 2 buses?
I'm going to get down there
mu Obama oldest over Gavin of
O shit
We can do more than ten buses huh?
yeah
I want to get under
I'm going to get under these buses and see
Do this wheely
Are you in there, Jeff ?
Try a barrel roll .
o shit
should I jump at the jet?
yes, that would be cool
less all Carmichael you probably do it jumped all over delivery City
I actually landed
I'm going to get the jet
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what what element far from here as marital really get yourself britain at
the LC for me
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You guys get up the side of the jet.
I'm gonna fly from the other directions you ever wanna
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I'm gonna fly I'm gonna car care
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make it the other way
to get a
the possum I don't drop that happening
O god
I was assasinated
Where did the bike go? It's gone.
Me? Did I run you over?
Allright, here we go
Oops, I did not see you
Really?!
I'm sorry
Shit
That was cool
I am on top of the top bus
Who's jumping?
almost 100 get to
It looks like he probably shit his pants
Good idea
Somebody tell me if they go from the starting area or the other side
Everybody should go for the jet side
Ok, are you ready?
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O god, hahahaha
I'm on my way
you think so I'm gonna go down on the way
God dammit there's a bike on the fucking ramp
What's happened there?
I us is gone for the top now you do it
I didn't die
Did I hit you?
Did you hit me?
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There's eleven buses now
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I'm going to get back up there
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I'm on my way
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I'm going to try jumping with plane
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Guys, the buses are gone
Awesome (I died)
It looks like a wave of explosions
how awesome is that?
I didnt see much of it
from my perspective ellicott yeah
It looks like the end of the world
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We did it
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O brutal I'm still under the vehicle
Get on top of that hill again
allright
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woa shit
what do you think, ?
There goes the jet
where all
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Alright so, is everbody ready?
somebody get up on
I am on my way
*woosh*
here we go
hit the ramp
woa
Everybody's gone and the jet arrives
cause practice round remarkable war alright we can back up more if you want
one more time
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holy shit
I drove six inches
I'm passing the first bus, go
over the middle and low like a alright
It's tough to judge timing
Look at a clock
Did we start right here last time, Michael?
*Ray noises*
Do that again; give us about...
Ten more seconds
Five-Five seconds
Go
alright okay head towards it
Ray, your car is slow as shit.
Yeah it is. My apologies
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Woom. WHOA!
Holy shit!
I'm still in the air!
Woom. WHOA!
Holy Shit!
I'm still in the air!
Woom. WHOA!
Holy shit!
I'm still in the air!
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I'm still in the air!
I'm flying!
THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
HOW DID I DIE?!
Holy shit!
That's a things to do
I just landed
Things to do - done!
Let's stop