I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what?
I got the lead in a movie!
You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing!
- What's the movie about? - Oh, uh..
It's called "Shutter Speed", it's really cool, yeah, um..
Well, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love
in like, a day, right? And then, she disappears.
But I find out where she lives and when I get there
this like, old lady answers the door and I say
"Where's Betsy?", right?
And she says, "Betsy's been dead for ten years."
- Ooh-ooh, chilling! - Yeah.
Oh, and the best part is
we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas!
You know what that means, buddy!
Yeah, I know what that means, buddy!
- Road trip! - Yeah, baby!
Yeah, we can rent a car!
I-I just have to be there by Tuesday.
Oh, wait! My grandmother's dead.
Well, uh, we can talk about that too, Pheebs.
No, no, her cab.
She probably won't be using it.
You can drive it to Las Vegas.
Alright. Thanks, Pheebs!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we gonna do about my job?
Oh, um, not go!
Alright, great! Road trip, baby!
So, so which route should I take?
The northern route or-or the southern route?
Ooh, if you take the northern route
there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Great! Problem solved!
But on the southern route, there's a chicken
that plays tic-tac-toe.
Well, back to square one.
Oh, I know a way that you can decide.
Alright, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions
and you answer as quickly as you can.
Yes!
Good. But wait.
Alright, here we go. Now, I want you to relax.
Take a deep breath.
Clear your mind. Which do you like better?
- Peanut butter or egg whites? - Peanut butter!
Which would you rather be?
- A fireman or a swimmer? - A swimmer.
Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
Monica. Oh.
Huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
[clearing throat]
- No thinking! No thinking! - Oh-oh.
- Tie or ascot? - Ascot.
- North route or south route? - North route.
Bam! There you go! Huh?
Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!
Yeah, listen, how cold is it gonna be there?
Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough?
- What? - I love you.
Man, I wish Ross was coming with us.
- You know? I'm gonna miss him. - Thanks a lot.
I just got that jerk out of my mind!
Hey, so where are we staying?
Is the movie putting us up
in a big, uh, hotel suite?
Uh, no, not really.
It's an independent film you know?
So we don't have a real big budget.
I figured I'd just stay in your room.
I see, but once you get your first paycheck
you'll be springing for a big hotel suite, right?
I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
Oh, yeah. Check this out.
For every dollar "Shutter Speed" makes
one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Did you not hear the plot of the movie?
"She's been dead for ten years."
I'm gonna be a millionaire!
Okay, uh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Too dry.
Do you believe in ghosts, yes, or no?
No.
Is this movie gonna be my big break?
No.
- What? - Yes.
- Dude, you said no. - Well, I also said yes.
Well, you don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
No..
I don't believe this.
Look, Joe, I just, I just don't want you
to get your hopes up too high, you know?
What are you talking about? I'm the lead in a movie.
They're not even paying you.
This doesn't even sound like a real movie.
You know what? I don't need this, okay?
I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.
'Cause, Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Is that why you're on this trip, huh?
To make me feel like a loser?
'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
Oh, you don't want me on the trip?
Well, not if you're going to be like this.
Well, I'll tell you what, the next time you ask me
a question like that, I'll lie.
Yeah, I don't want you on the trip.
Alright, fine, fine, why don't you pull over
I'll get out right now.
Fine.
[tires screeching]
[cars honking]
Get out.
You're not actually supposed to stop on a bridge.
- Get out! - Alright!
Hey.
Chandler, what are you doing here?
Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington Bridge.
- Why? - Why?
He went crazy, you know we were playing that game where
where you ask a question and you have to answer really fast.
Oh, that game should not be played without my supervision.
Well, I don't know what made him so mad, you know.
All I said was that, uh, I didn't think
this was going to be his big break.
That this movie wasn't going to do anything for him
and that, uh, you know, didn't sound like a real movie.
Okay, he should have pushed me off the bridge.
What's in the bag?
Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me
so I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road.
Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
I do!