(clock ticks loudly)
(Ian) SHUT UP!!
(video game sound effects)
Hey!
Ass hats!
I funded a perk for your Food Battle the Game
campaign to get my name in a rap video...
WHERE THE FRACKIN' FRACK IS IT?!
Well, it takes a long time to make a good rap.
Yeah, and it takes an even longer time
to create a game, but we actually do
- have some footage-- - FRACK THAT!
- (cocks gun) - I want it now!
So while you weren't looking...
I strapped a bomb to your ball sacks!
(bombs beep)
So...you got five minutes
to create an awesome frackin' rap video
or it's boom boom tiiiiime!
♪ (hip hop beat) ♪
But we haven't even written a rap yet.
Just wing it, bitch!
♪ I know it's kinda late ♪
♪ And you think we're kinda lame ♪
♪ But these are all the awesome people ♪
♪ That helped fund the game ♪
♪ Gotta rap real fast so we don't die ♪
♪ And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky ♪
(Anthony) Here we go!
- No last name? - Guess not.
And don't forget...
♪ I know it's kinda late ♪
♪ And you think we're kinda lame ♪
♪ But these are all the awesome people ♪
♪ That helped fund the game ♪
♪Gotta rap real fast so we don't die ♪
♪ And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky ♪
I'll miss my balls if they get blown up.
Yeah, we should probably hurry the hell up
or we're gonna not have balls anymore.
Again, no last name.
These people are weird.
♪ I know it's kinda late ♪
♪ And you think we're kinda lame ♪
♪ But these are all the awesome people ♪
♪ That helped fund the game ♪
♪ Gotta rap real fast so we don't die ♪
♪ And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky ♪
A lot of people have one name.
It's super weird, right?
No, it's like Prince, Madonna, or Drake.
Uh, Drake's got a last name, dude.
It's Drake Bell. Duuuuuuh!
And you know we can't forget:
♪ I know it's kinda late ♪
♪ And you think we're kinda lame ♪
♪ But these are all the awesome people ♪
♪ That helped fund the game ♪
♪ Gotta rap real fast so we don't die ♪
♪ And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky ♪
Life without ball can't be so bad, right?
We'll be, like, really ugly girls.
I kinda like ugly girls!
I even kissed one once.
Dude, that was your mom.
Oh yeah.
- Cool name. - Totally.
♪ I know it's kinda late ♪
♪ And you think we're kinda lame ♪
♪ But these are all the awesome people ♪
♪ That helped fund the game ♪
♪ We gotta rap real fast so we don't die ♪
♪ And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky ♪
What about the people that didn't sign the release forms?
Why would they have to do that?
Duh! 'Cause we can go to jail if we say their name in the video
without their formal, written consent.
Let's just show their names super fast then.
♪ (easy listening music) ♪
Okay, back to it!
(gasping)
Hell yeah. We made it!
That's great, guys!
But you didn't mention MY...
NAAAAAAAME!
(beeping)
Oh shi--
(explosion)
- Ugh... - (groaning)
But seriously though, thanks so much guys
for your support of the game.
You guys are awesome.
And we now have an amazing game developer
working with us and they just sent us over
some footage of some rough game play
of Food Battle the Game.
Yeah, this footage is at the super, super beginning of the game.
You can't really do much yet,
but it'll give you a pretty good idea of what it's gonna be like.
Check it out.
(Anthony) Alright, here we are, starting off
with one of the first weapons of the game,
the Celery Sword.
You can use it to kick these donuts' asses.
Bam!
Oh, yeah. So this background here is gray
'cause it's just temporary.
We're going be throwing in
some mountain scenery and stuff.
It's gonna look really good.
So here I just switched to this Taquito Gun,
one of my favorite weapons of the game.
You can either use it to slow down the donuts
and solve puzzles.
And to give you guys a better idea of what
the environment's actually gonna look like
once we throw in all the textures
and backgrounds and everything,
here's a look at the concept art.
And, as you can see, it's gonna look pretty awesome.
(Ian) So there you have it.
That's a little tiny taste of Food Battle the Game
and there's so much more to come.
So keep an eye out for that and we're gonna
- go find our balls. - Yeah.
(grunting)
(farting)
Did you just fart?
- Well, outta my ball hole. - (snickers)
(Anthony) Hey guys, to see bloopers from this video
and to see how many times we failed
at rapping these names,
click the video on the left.
♪ I know we're kinda late ♪
♪ And we think you're kinda lame ♪
(laughter)
So you said the opposite, "And we think you're kinda lame."
(Anthony) Oh, check out the season finale
for Teleporting Fat Guy: Season Two,
'cause if you're not caught up, you're missing
out on this:
And this:
- (groaning) - What the fricking frick, man?!
Yeah, get off us, fat ass!
(Anthony) So make sure you definitely check
it out and, seriously guys, thanks so much
for supporting Food Battle the Game.
Without you guys, we wouldn't be able
to make this game possible
and it's going to be awesome.
What you guys saw in the video is just
a very small snippet of what it's going to be like.
It's just such an early prototype.
I don't think you guys even are prepared
for how cool this thing's gonna be.
So make sure you guys keep up with
all the updates and...thanks again, guys.
Love you guys.