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Can i interest you in a complimentary spritz?
Uh yes actually no I -
Today's scent is prickly pear and petrichor.
Cassiopeia Trent!
Are you sure your interview was today? There's still no Cassiopeia Trent anywhere in our system.
Okay um...can you please call Lauren?
Lauren's in a meeting.
She's my aunt I'm sure she wouldn't mind -
Take a seat I'll call you when she's out.
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Cassie? I'm so sorry! I totally forgot to put you on the schedule!
Why didn't you call me?
You're looking great! I haven't seen you since the -
The funeral...I miss him too.
I really appreciate you setting this up.
This is the last place in Oregon that hasn't seen my resume.
Of course, Cass we're family.
Anyways, I think we're okay i had a quick chat with the team and they have a 30-minute break right now
It'll be quick but you're good to go.
You know if this doesn't work out
I'll be living in a sleep pod eating unflavored algae bars for the rest of my life.
Um...Cass are you sure you're okay to do this? We can always reschedule.
Woo! -Whoah!
Absolutely i'm ready!
And you must be Cassie! Nice to meet you.
Same here.
I'm Matthew, CEO, this is Jared our chief of technology
He's the brains behind the whole operation.
And Tiffany, our head of sales.
Let's get started shall we? We don't have much time.
Let's.
Can i just start out by saying this place feels like the future. I mean seriously
What year is it?
We worked hard on the design here. I'm really
inspired by Norman Foster. We wanted to give it a very "Logan's Run" sort of feel and
Right. I am glad you "liked" it. So Cassie, tell us why you're interested in working for Orynj?
Growing up, my father raised me to be someone who thinks outside of the box.
He was an astronomer. We'd spend a lot of nights gazing up at the stars wondering
what's next for humanity? Scent- based messaging is one of the great
innovations of this century. Orynj is the future. There's nowhere else i'd rather work.
I appreciate your passion!
Well usually we have candidates with quite a bit more experience than you.
This would be a big leap up the ladder.
i know my resume might not show it, but i'm ready for the leap.
Well speaking of resume...it says here you've been working in the service industry for the past few years.
How do you think that'll help you sell and market our product?
Thank you so much for using our app. You have reached your allotted
emotional shifts for the hour. DO NOT CONTINUE.
I received top marks as an analytics major and I've been waiting for the opportunity to put
those abilities to work. Yes i've been working as a barista, but in my time at
that company I added value well beyond making coffees. I helped develop an AI interface that
recognizes regulars and automatically makes their specific drinks for them.
Wow! That's very impressive Cassie!
Now, for the stereotypical question to close this out:
What's your biggest weakness?
Sorry, one second.
What have you done?
No no no no no no no no
Is everything all right?
I imagine that you've had to work incredibly hard and sacrifice so much to get to where you are now.
You have paved a path for so many other women and I want you to know that I respect you.
I respect you.
And if we're talking biggest weakness, I do feel like a lazy sack of shit most days.
We really don't need to know all of that
I find you attractive and your attractiveness is making me nervous and sweaty.
Cassie...are you okay?
what do you care you're basically an essential oil scam artist.
Ms. Trent!
Hi! What are you guys writing? Are you guys gonna hire me? I'm just
Um...
Thank you so much for your time.
I thoroughly enjoy this!
I think you should go home now.
Cassie how'd it go?
My dead Dad would be so disappointed in me!
Cass. What's going on?
I want you to help me get this thing off of me.
Please get this thing off of me. Please please please!
i need you to talk with me. What is happening right now? Talk to me!
This stupid app. I ordered it online. They said I was the perfect tester it was
supposed to help but it lost me the job and now I'm not going to have any
way to make any money. And I'm going to be homeless. And i just need to get this thing
off of me. Help me get this thing off of me!
Slow down. Let me help you.
Okay...
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