Please welcome my friend and neighbor, John Stamos.
Howie!
[CHEERING]
John Stamos.
How are you?
Welcome to the garage.
Thank you.
What room are you in?
This is my whole house.
I just live in this little room.
[LAUGHTER]
You live in a room with a drum set?
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
There's a lot of things in here.
I would have invited you over--
I know we're neighbors-- but it's not allowed.
We're not allowed right now.
We're trying to stay COVID-safe.
No, we are neighbors and we've yet to--
I expected some sort of welcoming party,
or some bagels at my doorstep, or something.
I get nothing.
I got a wave from you and you were in a mask.
I didn't know.
I thought it was Patrick Stewart or something.
You know, you can't tell with these masks.
No.
Well, you know what?
This is like a get-together.
Show me around the house.
What do you got there?
I have some Disney--
well, I collect Disney memorabilia.
If you ever walk by the house, you'll
see the big D in the backyard.
But I have like--
this is one of my favorite things.
This is Walt's actual phone from his office.
No, it's not!
Real?
Hi, Walt. Yeah, I'm talking to Howie.
Yes, he's talented bye--
yeah, that is his.
That's his real--
Yeah, see.
Isn't that cool?
Oh, my God.
There it is.
Right there.
How about this guy?
That's amazing.
Look at this guy.
I have an Audio-Animatronic [INAUDIBLE]..
[LAUGHTER]
Pirate, look at that.
Pirates of the Caribbean?
I recognize that face.
I've been on it many times with my kids.
What's your favorite ride?
Can I ask you something?
When you go to Disney World--
Well, I do love Pirates, and I like the Haunted Mansion,
and I like It's a Small World.
I go on them all.
I just like to watch my kids' faces.
When we go, we come home, maybe, with a goofy hat.
We don't take the stuff from the park.
[LAUGHTER]
You're now making your--
what is that?
What is that?
It's a Small World.
From the small world.
It's a Small World.
We're not supposed to take it.
[LAUGHTER]
You're not?
I just thought I could make a [INAUDIBLE]..
They say keep your hands in the boat.
Oh, gosh.
I thought you were allowed to take it as a souvenir.
Look at this.
Do you recognize this couch?
Is that from your show?
Is that from Full House?
Yeah.
Saget's behind it somewhere.
Saget!
Bob?
[LAUGHTER]
No.
Yeah, this is from Full House.
[HOWIE LAUGHS]
[INAUDIBLE]
You took the furniture from the show?
Why not?
I produced it.
Now you see why I didn't want you to come to my house.
Wherever you go, you take stuff.
Are you going to sell any of this?
Is the garage sale this weekend or something?
I'm trying to have.
I would have sold a table.
I broke my wife's table by accident.
I'm such a fan of everything you do.
Before the break, you have your new show, Big Shot.
Tell everybody about it.
Yeah.
I play a basketball coach who gets kicked out of the NCAA
because he has a temper.
I throw a chair like Bobby Knight.
And I have to, sort of, redeem myself
by being at an all-girls private high school in Laguna.
And I just saw the clip.
I just kind of come in, and fat-shame them,
and say all the wrong things.
But it's a beautiful show.
David Kelly is the creator and it's--
Oh, David Kelly.
Yeah!
It's about redemption, and it's aspirational.
It's one of those great--
although, I'm terrible at sports.
Do you play any sports?
Look at me.
No.
That's the only ball I have.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, no.
I play no sports.
I just sit in my garage and, from time to time,
people bring cameras.
And this is how I visit neighbors.
The show looks great.
David Kelly, I'm a huge fan.
Everything he writes and produces is amazing.
And you have such a range, from comedy to drama.
And you're just one of the most talented people I know.
When we come back--
I'm going to take a break because this is so tiring.
I'm going to take a break.
When we come back, I got a gift for you.
A welcome to the neighborhood gift.
Well, we're back in my garage with my neighbor,
John Stamos, who has a beautiful wife and a two-year-old son,
Billy.
What is the family doing, John, during the pandemic?
How are you guys coping with it?
We're doing OK.
You know what we've been doing, which we haven't invited you
to-- we've been having movie night,
like outside in the-- there's a cul-de-sac right here.
And I know.
I should.
For my birthday-- well, see, this is Three Amigos.
And we showed Three Amigos, and I texted Marty Short after.
And he said, oh, bless you.
He said, I hope all is well with your family and Caitlin.
How insane is this?
And then he said, but more importantly,
does my Ned still hold up in COVID times?
[HOWIE LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
Do you invite people over to watch the movie?
Well, on my birthday, we played Showgirls in my backyard,
and Bob was there.
There's me and Saget and Elizabeth Berkley.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
So you can invite people over sometimes, right?
Yeah.
What are you getting at?
Nothing.
[LAUGHTER]
Let me ask you this.
Because I've got mosquito issues here--
I know you're a mucky-muck here in the neighborhood--
can you help me out?
I've never had a mosquito issue, I'll
be totally honest with you.
Seriously?
I've never, I swear.
I've lived here for 30 years in this neighborhood,
I've never gotten one mosquito bite.
And they told me that you're having mosquito issues,
and I googled it, and mosquitoes are attracted to hair product.
[LAUGHTER]
That makes sense.
And that also makes sense why they don't bother you.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm trying to stay in the sun here.
We have no lighting.
This is my house, and I'm just trying to-- otherwise,
it's just going to go dark.
You got lights in your room; I'm outside in my driveway,
and the sun's going down.
And my retina's burning.
But anyway, you are great.
I told you I have a gift for you-- a housewarming gift.
And Martha Stewart made it.
It's just-- It's a--
You're going to see it.
It's beautiful.
[LAUGHTER]
It's almost like a tulip.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Thank you.
What is it?
I made it, and that's all that matters.
You can watch Big Shot on Disney+.