Glitchy boi and SMG4 intro :D
*Mario singing and typing on his phone*
Mario: Oh yeah!
Lets-a-go!
*gibberish* Ho-ho-ho!
*Mario chatting to Tubby Turtle Scrub (Bowser)* Lol he called him fat turtle.
Oh boy!
Eww they're BFFS ?!
Yoshi: *gibberish*
Mario: Hmm...
Nooooooooooooooo...
Lazy Bum!
Yoshi: What an asshole!
Bowser: Wahey! x2
A Bitch Crying
Bowser Jr: *gibberish*
Bowser: *gibberish*
Ya little shit!
*more gibberish*
Bowser Jr: *crying*
Bowser: *Gibberish*
Mario: *airplane noises*
*car sounds*
Look! I'm a piece of shit!
*more car sounds*
(Bowser don't give a shit)
Bowser: *gibberish*
(Tubby is enjoying himself)
Bowser Jr: *gibberish*
what a low quality drawing
*slap*
Get that mother fucker!
Koopalings: Sir yes sir!
Bowser Jr: *retarted laugh*
(World 1) (R.I.P. Mario)
Some version of world 1?
(Da Jeebus of spaghetti and the rejected loser go to bowsers place)
Mario: OHNNNNNOOOOOO!
Yoshi: I could if you weren't such a fat ass!
Mario: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
Yoshi: Yoshhhhhhhhiiiiiiii...
Lol nice lying
*Iggy laughs*
*Iggy laughs* Mario: Hmm?
*Iggy laughs*
Yoshi: *gibberish*
Mario: Ya-hoo! *gibberish*
*punch*
(Of course ya know this means war)
*Pelo Scream*
Oh now you little specky -
MAMA F*****ER!!
Let's go!
Iggy: Noot noot!
Mario: WAT?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mario: *panicking* Yoshi: AH FUCK! JESUS CHRIST!!!
Mario: *more panicking* Yoshi: *extending tongue*
(HOLY CRAP)
*ded*
Mario: Yeah, Hahaha!
Iggy: *confused*
(Oh sheit)
TRANSFORM!
(supah saiyan mode activated)
*laughing*
Mario: *panicking*
Yoshi: Kill me...
*talian does CPR*
*it worked*
Yoshi: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy: *screaming*
*ded*
Mario: Yyeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...
Yoshi: Please kill me...
Sorry Yoshi :(
(World 2) This Is Mario Is Dead
Mario: GET... IN... THERE... YOU... BITCH! Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Mama mia!
Oh mama mia *gibberish*
*singing*
Morton: *gibberish*
*Boo attempts to spoop Merio*
Boo: Oh come on! Dumbass mother fucker!
* the Boo call*
(fusion sequenece)
Giant Boo: *laughing*
Mario: Mama mia! *gibberish*
Check this fucking shit out!
Bowser on phone: *gibberish* I love you!
AHHHHH! Kiss me!
*making out*
YEAH!
*Bowser smashing things while Toy Peach and Bowser make out* (bowser needs some help)
Giant Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Morton: *gibberish*
Mario: Ho-ho-ho! Okie dokie! Let's-a go!
Morton: OH GOD NO!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(World 3) I Bet you 1000$ He's Dead in This One.
BAAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Yoshi: OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEBODY HELP!!!!
Mario: Oh no! Mama mia! No!
Flying Block: *singing*
Flying Block: *singing* Mario: Hmm?
Flying Block: *singing* Mario: Ooooh!
*Mario got a feather*
Mario: Ohohohohoho! Wohohohoho!
(Supah spaghetti Senpai to da rescue)
Woah!
My people need a hero!
I must go to them!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
I can fly!
*singing*
(Rejected turd gets beat up(?))
*ded*
Oh, whoops. I died.
Ohhhhh... Mama mia...
Lemmy: *laughing*
Lemmy: *continues laughing* Mario: Imma guess Imma go fishi-
Yoshi: No
Mario: Ohhhh...
Lemmy: *laughs some more*
HEY!
*crying*
Lesbo Barrabus!
*A rock fell*
*laughing*
Yeah!
Mario: MAMA F***ER!
*gibberish*
Yoshi: *gibberish*
just do it yoshi
Yoshi: Suck my dick!
Mario: *grunt*
Hmmm...
Hey! wait!
Ooooooooo.... *it's a nice juicy water melon(?)*
Yoshi: HOLY SHIT!
*Careless whisper begins to play
Lol u got tricked Yoshi
I like dat boulder
That is a NICE BOULDER
????????????????????????
*Yoshi eats dat shit*
*and Yoshi's fat again*
Mario: Ya-hoo! Wa-hoo! YEAAAAAH!!!
Nice try Lemmy
*Mario singing with Yoshi as a boulder*
Lemmy: WAIT A MINUTE, AH SHIT!
(World 4) DIE ALL READY
(Oh boy! Buffalo testicles)
Mario and Yoshi: Woah!
*cheesy Mario World music*
Mario: Yippee! Ya-hoo! Ha-ha!
Ohoho hello!
Both: Hello!
Old guy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WatchMojo: Top 10 anime fights)
Mario: WEHEEEE!! Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
Oh shit
Ludwig: *laughing*
Mario: *singing* (ludwig you suck at aiming)
Ludwig: *gibberish*
*Montage of animal cruelty
Shy Guy: Yeah toast!
(and planes)
(Which reminds me)
Ludwig: *more gibberish* (no it's your crappy aim)
Supah Speed mode activate!
(Oh look a star-)
Mario: Woah! Yippee!
Ya-hoo! Oh yeah!
Ludwig: NOO!!!
I CAN'T STOP IT!!! (R.I.P. Ludwig)
Mario: Hmm?
Nah its probably nothing
(World 5) He's Immortal...
*singing*
(If Mario bros was set in 1642)
Moving on da ground x2
That's-a so nice!
Woah!
(Don't do it. Its a Tittie trap)
Ooooooohhhhhh!
(GO FORTH OH TONGUE OF WISDOM)
(I warned ya)
Yoshi: *screaming* Mario: Agh! She won't hold!
**** ****CKING MOTHER F***
*more screaming*
Mario: Oooooohhhh...
Mama mia...
HOLY SHIT!
(Its a luigi doll, don't trust it)
Luigi doll: Help
Mario: Luigi?
*gibberish*
(Luigi doll crying)
Mario: *gibberish* Mama mia!
Luig doll: *grunt*
Ah shit it's Barney!
Yoshi: *fart*
Mario: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Ya-hoo!
Barney: Dafuq?
Mario: I'd like to have Yoshies! Barney: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Ugh!
(Oh wow its Roy)
Oh you so go you got Mario confused!
MAMA F******ER!
(World 6) kill me
Wendy: *gibberish*
(HOW IS HE HOLDING THAT?!)
Mario: Take-a dis!
Lol RIP Ocean but who cares about wendy
(And that's why fish are extinct)
All done!
(Star World) You Better Die
Hmm...
Say what???
Mama mia!
Yoshi: *gibberish*
Mario: Oh I guess that makes sense
Larry: *laughing*
Mario: Come on! *gibberish*
Okie dokie!
Larry: *gibberish*
Mario: HURRY UP ALREADY!
Jesus Christ! MAMA F***ER!!
Larry: *gibberish*
Mario: Mama mia! Okie dokie!
Let's go!
Larry: *gibberish*
Mario: *gibberish* Take-a that!
*there goes his phone*
WOAHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!
Larry: *laughing*
Mario: *panicking* (hold onto your moustache)
Haha! *gibberish*
*ded*
GOD DAMMIT!
Larry: *gibberish*
Mario: *grunt* *gibberish*
Yoshi: *gibberish*
(Ya may wanna look behind ya)
Larry: Woah!
Mario: No you don't! No you don't! Yippee! (how does he still have his head :O)
Here we go!!
Larry: OH SHIT!
Mario: Here's-a Johnny! Hohohoh!
*jump* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Larry: *screaming* Mario: Gonna kill you and I'll...
Mario: Take-a dat!
Well that was a load of shit...
Mario: MAMA!!!
(STRIKE!!)
Falling
Yoshi: *gibberish*
You sure?
Mario: Hmm...
Woah!
A yes! :D
Here we go!!!
*gibberish* Haha!
*more gibberish* Wa-ha!
*Bowser Jr having fun*
*That looks like fun*
Bowser: NAAAAAAAAA!!! (but we've only watched 9 minutes of the video)
Bowser Jr: NO!
*Little retard laughs*
*Bowser Jr continues having fun while Bowser cries in the background*
Mario and Yoshi: *screaming*
*Watch out baby scrub*
Bowser Jr: WOAH!
*ded*
Mario: Mama mia...
*Yoshi is ded*
Woah! Ya-hoo!!! Yes!
Bowser Jr: Noooooo...
Mario: Woah!
Ohohohohoho! Hello!
Wohohohoho! Hey stinkey!
*gibberish*
Let's-a go!
Bowser: *laughing*
*and the video ends with the 2 reatrds jumping on the castle*
*What a happy ending*
(World cleared) That's It...
Yoshi: I want to die...
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