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[whispering] You start.
Go ahead, Mal.
Hi, guys.
Hey guys, what's up?
Welcome to another Studio C
>>Reacts!
Reacted. Reacts.
Reacts.
The thing we do
where we both react to the sketch.
Yes.
Now, this little ditty was filmed quite a while ago.
Yeah.
What year?
Uh... 2013? I think.
Yikes.
I think it was 2013.
Season three.
I know because
I started writing it while I was in Japan.
Oh, wow!
Nee-how-mah.
That's my Japanese.
[speaks Japanese]
That.
Which means, "I do not speak Japanese."
Oh, wow.
We could end this react right now
because you've already given people so much.
I've given you such a treat, and you're welcome.
But we'll watch it anyways.
Let's watch the thing.
We're going to watch it.
Fun fact:
Mal wrote this sketch after I couldn't.
[laughs]
Remember that?
I tried ten times, and then you--
Is that what happened?
Yeah, and then you brought this thing in
and we were like, "This is perfect!"
Matt was like, word for word,
"This is what we were looking for with this sketch."
Oh my gosh.
Anyways, I'm just happy that it happened.
I'm happy it happened too.
I actually like, fun fact:
I love writing for Jason.
Jason is super easy to write for
and super fun because he can do anything,
so, I had a great time.
This was a really fun sketch to film.
We filmed at this super nice,
it was like a doctor's, I think, house?
Up in Salt Lake.
Someone who makes money.
Makes a lot more than we do.
And they were super generous,
just opened up their house to us,
because we filmed all over their house
with this big film crew, and they were super cool.
Yeah.
Often times when we film sketches,
we're trying to use--
we film in really big places,
because then we try to make different parts of the house
or different parts of the outside of the house
look like different locations.
Mm-hmm.
Just to try to make things easier on the whole crew.
Yeah.
Oh, Snape.
Honestly, you don't look terrible.
It's not--
I mean, the pale skin, the greasy hair,
and I love the 40-50, like they don't know.
It's somewhere in that range.
I'd say for 40-50, he looks pretty good though.
Right?
That's the thing.
Like he's kind of ageless.
Well, it's because he never sees the sun.
Mm-hmm.
If you have the skin of a corpse,
you look like that your whole life
and you never appear to age.
It's true.
Yeah--
That's one of my favorite parts
is when Snape says "get out" so creepy.
It's super...
This next part always bugs me because--
Wait, no, this isn't, wait!
Yeah. This part.
I was not really in character for this shot.
It always drives me crazy.
Because I think it was the first thing we filmed
and I wasn't like--
I was still kind of warming up.
Jared iked when I slapped Stacey there or something,
so he wanted to keep it.
Really?
Yeah, that makes sense.
It's always interesting.
Oh man, Snape's greatest hits.
Oh my gosh.
I want that album, I really do.
Honestly, I loved doing this sketch.
I'm a pretty--
I'm not great at a lot of things physically,
but I'm a pretty decent roller blader,
and I was scared to death of that horse!
[laughs]
It was so scary.
The horse was super scary.
You guys, nothing--
nothing can ever measure up to what it was like to sit--
I almost broke,
I hold it, it was so hard.
That bubble, you can't see it,
but his cloak bubbled up so big.
With a normal swimsuit, it blows up.
Imagine that with this big toga,
it blew up.
And they had to cut it early because I broke.
I kept, I usually don't break character,
but man, that thing.
Oh man, it was so funny.
It just got me.
It got me going.
This part.
I just, like,
I've watched quite a bit of the Bachelor,
and the show is absolutely ridiculous.
So I just--
I lived for this scene because it's just, so true.
It's like, there's no way that those girls don't--
They can't care about all of them!
It's just like,
"I'm so sad about all of you.
I love all of you."
Because contractually,
they have to say it probably,
to make it all tense and everything.
But guarantee, she's like,
"I like that one."
The whole time.
Well, you captured the essense of the Bachelorette perfectly.
Yes, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Why'd you choose James first?
I just, I always kill James first.
That's fair.
I think that he's just--
Most of these guys could go on.
Well, I guess there's just two bachelors.
No, three now that we've got Dalton.
We should do a Studio C bachelor.
Oh, Studio C Bachelor?
Anyone interested?
Oh my goodness.
This part's so creepy.
It's super creepy.
But I like that it reveals that you were still hung up on Lily.
That's the only way I can move on.
[laughs]
Then we apparate.
Where did we aparate to, do you think?
I'm assuming we apparate
into a snake's belly or something terrifying.
I was going to say the, you know,
Tijuana or something.
Oh, yeah!
Well, but the snake is in Tijuana.
Gotcha.
He thought it would be a nice surprise.
Obviously. I'm stupid.
Thank you, friends.
Thank you.
Why are we talking so seriously?
We just wanted you to know how sincere we are.
Is that your Snape?
Maybe.
[both laugh]
No, it's not.
Okay, I was like, "Oh, it's good!
It's really good."
That would be hilarious.
I bet you could do a pretty good Snape.
I'd have to work on it.
Whitney one time did a--
where she played my mom on stage.
Oh yeah!
Maybe we could bring that sketch to Studio C,
where she was Mrs. Snape.
She was my mother,
like an overprotecting Snape mother.
Yeah, so she--
It was pretty awesome.
Comment below about,
like make Whitney do it, and beg her to do it.
Maybe, let's say like,
do 25,000 likes and Whitney will write
or rewrite the Mrs. Snape sketch.
So like us on Facebook, subscribe to our channel,
and, like, beg Whitney to do the Mrs. Snape.
Maybe you could comment below on what situations
that the mother and the son--
Yes.
If you could just write the sketch for us?
Put it in a final draft--
Put it into screenplay format--
Yeah, and make sure that I get the credit for it
and we'll be good to go.
Cool. Thanks, guys. 01:06:36.326,00:00:00.000 Thanks.