(sigh)
Hello everybody.
This is me, I Hate Everything, coming at you live
from...um
my studio.
I HATE EVERYTHING PRESENTS
THE 100 WORST YOUTUBE CHANNELS
So what are we doing today
on today's, on today's wonderful video?
Wonderful, extreme video?
Well I have found something that has been
bugging me for a while.
Okay? It's a, uh, on this amazing website called
thetoptens.com
You know me, top ten video's my absolute favorite
Just any kind of list is my favorite.
But I thought we could go through this list
because it's been pinned on my Google Chrome
for about 7 months.
Been meaning to talk about it for that long.
The, um.
Let's just go into it.
Number 100, Lizard Squad.
"Isn't that the name the the group who hacked
PlayStation a while back?"
I didn't, I didn't even know that they were a YouTube channel.
Just going to skip past some of these because I don't
The problem with this list, okay, it's the most
predictable, fucking shit you can imagine
Okay? It's like
[Mocking] Ooh, Justin Bieber. Ooh, X Factor. Ooh.
You know, they're not actually talking about
real shit, as far as I'm aware.
There might be, I haven't looked through the full
100 before. I just kinda wanted to see where I was on this list.
Um, I am on this list, um.
Mentally take a note of what number you think I am.
1 being the worst, 100 being
you know, gradually not as bad.
Um, NigaHiga?
I haven't really watched his stuff, but I'm pretty sure his
Like, saying that he's the worst channel on YouTube,
or one of them, is just ridiculous to me.
When I think "bad YouTubers" I think
money grubbing,
no integrity,
just
insulting to watch videos,
that when you go on they make you wince,
they make you cry, they make you shed a tear of
anger.
Maybe?
You know, that kind of thing.
The kind of people who have absolutely
no integrity whatsoever.
The Archfiend
Let's have a little look at the Archfiend.
Feel I recognize the name
Okay,
Oh I know this guy. I've seen-- I've stumbled
upon this guy before.
Um, lots of, uhh,
I suppose opinionated videos.
[crying]
Oh, shh shh shh shh.
It's okay Mini Bulk
Hey,
hey,
don't cry, don't cry
I'll move on, I know, I know you're getting bored.
It's okay, I'll move on.
Okay, number ninety-- ADoseOfBuckley?
What the fuck?
Does he know about this?
"Massive hypocrite whose channel has
very few good videos but is mostly made up of
boring, empty ranting. He's a hypocrite in many ways."
Hypocrite. Hypocrite.
IntelligentCoDFanboy
Pretty sure that's an infamous troll
account.
Really?
You're putting Dillion The Hacker on here?
87? Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
"He's kidding himself if he thinks people are afraid of him."
"He's a a hacker. He even managed to hack a channel
once, and on that said channel said he would hack Pewdipie."
I mean, I think every YouTuber is afraid of
Dillon the Hacker. Please, Dillon,
I know we are the same person but,
you leave my channel alone, I'll leave you alone, okay?
I won't hack you back.
Oh here he is, 85,
Killer Keem himself.
"Even if you ignore him as a person
(which after seeing those videos is hard to do)
he's basically a sub-species of a reaction channel.
He reports on YouTube drama,
and hosts debates that are setup by popular
YouTubers.
In other words, he piggybacks off of other people's
fame, while he himself adds nothing to his content."
"Piggybacking" is another argument I see alot
Even though, in YouTube's current state the only way
to grow is to talk shit about other people.
[crying]
Oh, hey! Chill out little baby. Stop your crying.
This is a fucking weird video.
Really? Game Grumps? Are you fucking serious?
Like, what are they basing this "worst" off of?
Like, if you take away the elements of Game Grumps
Gerempsom Grumps
You have entertainers who are talented,
you've got the consistent flow of editing and presentation
it's all quality.
The Fine Bros.
83
Man, I'm getting
I'm not going to stay on the Fine Bros because I'm
getting a little
I'm getting a little insulted now.
Amazing Atheist at 81
So now, we're going to go to another page
Oh, there it is.
There we- there's me. I'm number 80
I'm the 80th worst YouTube channel in existence
And as the 80th
most terrible,
YouTube channel in existence I am
I'll take it.
I'll take it, you know.
I will take being the 80th most terrible.
Hey, at least, I'm not, you know the 5th
or the 60th
at least I'm the 80th. That's near the -
That's like near -
That's like near the end the end.
You know?
"Why is he on here?
I may not always agree with him,
but he is still a good channel,
and in my opinion, well worth a watch."
Or two.
"I like this guy.
Besides, he tackles stuff almost everyone likes.
He actually makes good points about how stuff like
he hates minions."
[crying]
I'm just gonna have a look at more of these comments
Let's see if there are any
ehhhhh
"Piece of trash channel. I was happy when you were
taken off of YouTube for that short time. You bring
nothing new to the table.
I know you think your editing is top notch Alex,"
He's addressing me personally.
"but it's very mediocre.
Oxygen has a hard time getting to your head
when you're--
on that high horse."
A lot of people like to say that I bring nothing new to the
table.
Name me 10 YouTubers who
bring anything new to the table.
It's not about that, is it?
If, if, if the only that was worth--
diddly squat on YouTube was originality,
and being the only person to, like, do one thing really
well,
then, there'd be like 4 YouTube channels.
It, like,
in essence is a derivative like,
personality driven website.
That's what brings people in, not my
mediocre editing.
"Honestly, anyone who thinks that IHE has some sort of
redeeming merit is daft."
The fact that
[High pitched laugh]
"The fact that DoseofBuckley, the most wretched,
disgusting bottom feeder ever spawned
on YouTube, is buddy-buddy with him
should be sending out some red flags in your mind.
IHE, Alex,
Has no redeeming qualities.
He often whines that his videos are so hard to make,
and that YouTube is his life, which is extremely pathetic
as if we need to feel sorry for him and appreciate him
more."
[laugh]
His monotone voice is incredibly dull,
and makes it really hard to be interested in anything he
says or does
when you,
when you hear this give-a-rip,
adolescent voice that sounds like some insecure young
man."
"He is SO heartless and cruel to everyone and anything!"
"I have mixed feelings on I Hate Everything."
Like some of these don't even need a comeback
because they're so fucking stupid.
"Not only is he boring, he is whiny!
He is insane too!
He made a video called "I HATE SLEEPING"
and he must be an idiot cause you DECIDE if you go to
bed or not.
He is also so emo,
with his video called "I HATE I HATE EVERYTHING""
I don't think this person has watched any of my videos
before.
Gonna move on now, from me.
'Cause
You know, we all know me, I have the biggest ego
on YouTube,
'cause I am the god of YouTube, I am the king.
Yogscast is 78, let's just go through this a bit quicker,
so we actually get one that's interesting.
Man, this is some fucking bullshit right here.
Might just skip to the top 10, Tobuscus is there,
what do they say?
"I watched his Happy Wheels videos and I got
so bored fast."
So a lot of really,
really valuable, kind of, criticism from this video,
from these comments, sorry, that, um,
you can take a lot away from, let's be real.
like I learned a lot from the
the feedback in the comments part of my one, as the
80th
worst YouTube channel, I obviously need to improve
some. 'Kay we're going to page 2.
stampylonghead? Isn't that like a Minecraft channel?
SoFloAntonio. Okay that's one that actually deserves to
be here, but come on, he's been-- he's been...
fucking annihilated, hasn't he, by now?
Here we go, now we're at the part where the "vevos"
start coming in.
NickiMinajVEVO
MileyCyrusVEVO. I feel -- this is very out of date.
Like who's fucking hating on Miley Cyrus now?
Come on.
Here we go, FouseyTube.
I know nothing about him, I refuse to do any research
because I'm just waiting
for the Colossal Is Crazy video.
Fucking [unintelligible] Colossal, Jesus Christ!
PrankInvasion.
Umm.
Yeah, that one deserves to be there.
Lower, if anything.
It's a fucking awful one.
See? Come on, OneDirectionVEVO, fuck you, just get out
of here.
super minecraft kid?
I think a lot of people are actually fooled by these
obvious troll channels.
Like, how fucking thick do you have to be
to be fooled by this shit?
Feminist Frequency. Not surprised that's on there.
CJisSoCool. Deserves to be on there, he's pretty bollocks.
Okay, here we are, we're on the last 20 now.
I don't even know what that is.
Or that.
iJustine. Umm.
I'm looking forward to her review of the new
iAff-- Apple phone
HowToBasic
"It's not even comedy, it's just some
gross guy going around smashing food and taking
craps for the whole video.
Why does this channel even exist?"
"This guy films stuff anyone could do.
On top of this, he is-- he will never reveal his true identity
because he knows how much of a nob
he will look online.
He makes loads of money by wasting food which
makes me sick."
Someone in Africa could've
eaten that food,
or my
little baby right here.
LeafyIsHere, he's number 16.
Smosh, number 15.
Smosh is not bad,
It's now simply shadow of what it used to be,
and that's not saying much."
You know me, I'm not the biggest fan of Smosh
Nothing against them personally, I just
not really a fan of their content, particularly.
And the movie was pretty bad too. [chuckle]
SammyClassicSoni-- are you fucking for real?
Here we go, this is one I can get down with.
WatchMojo. It looks like WatchMojo is slowly dying
their new videos, at least.
If you look at them. They're actually doing the same
thing as always, just kind of
throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks
if the odd video will do really well, but
they upload so many a day, of just the most
bottom-of-the-barrely, kind of shit
subjects you can imagine, it's just like
I know for a fact the people at WatchMojo don't
like me very much [chuckle]
RayWilliamJohnson
I mean,
Yeah, he probably deserves to be on this list,
but he's completely not relevant anymore.
ShaneDawsonTV
Still never acknowledged stealing
my joke for his channel.
Tut tut tut.
Mr. Rumpelstiltskin
RealAnnoyingOrange
Yeah, that's fucking trash, come on,
but no one cares about that anymore.
MattyBRaps,
goes without saying.
Oh, DramaAlert is on twice.
I guess.
Nicole Arbour
Kind of stale at this point to even mention her.
Just saying her name gives her attention.
Don't go and look at her channel.
Don't give her any attention, then you win.
And that's how you win with that one.
Onision, umm.
Sorry, Onision's kinda funny to me.
He's good at
really fucking people off.
And I mean,
A lot of you out there people fall for it, so
but 4th worst channel on YouTube?
I don't think so.
Fred
God, this must be an outdated list then.
Does anyone even know who Fred is anymore?
JustinBieberVEVO
Are you fucking for real?
I mean, I made a video about Justin Bieber,
but I'll be honest, but
like, objectively with the quality of content on YouTube
I don't think Justin Bieber is the second worst channel
that's just fucking naive.
And the number 1 worst channel on YouTube
according to this fucking stupid, redundant list:
[drumroll]
[drumroll] [crying]
Pewdiepie!
Wow!
[fake laughing]
Fuckin' hating on Pewdiepie!
Wow, what a fucking awful list.
Pewdiepie's not the worst channel on YouTube
you're a fucking fool if you think so.
A fucking fool.
Let's talk about some of the channels that actually are
the worst,
that never get talked about for being the worst,
few of them on here.
Let me tell you my personal picks.
One of the channels that really tickles my testicles
(in a bad way)
is TOYS in Japan
you know, the one TOYS in Japan.
It's just the same video uploaded
over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.
It literally is just the same video, I'm not exaggerating
this is not like a criticism of Leafy or whatever.
This is
Actually, the same video uploaded over and over again
With, like, instead of it being Spiderman it's
The Hulk,
doing some weird preset animation.
Like, this is the kind of level of shit I'm talking about.
I've already mentioned WatchMojo,
that's one of my least favorites,
as far as
YouTube corporate entities go.
Of course it's your opinion which channels you like
and which ones you don't like, but
personally, I don't
it only really bothers me when it is
like WatchMojo,
where there's virtually no integrity, or
reason for its existence, in my opinion.
They say it's for knowledge but
I think it's just for them to make a whole lot of this.
Waaahh, a whole lot of this!
Look at these greenies over here.
There are people who take absolutely no pride
in what they're presenting to people.
They're the ones who fuck me off, like,
one's who
still record gameplay with a
phone or some shit, you know, that kinda level.
People who just don't give a single shit
or like TOYS in Japan or that kind of stuff.
But yeah, that was a little experimental video.
[crying]
Hey! Hey!
Hey! HEY!
IT'S OKAY DON'T --
I'm really-- I'm really sorry,
about this video.
Umm.
I don't know where this
I'm trying to--
So this video has been very fun,
um, I hope you enjoyed.
It's been something that's been bugging me for a while.
I'm just gonna get--
It's been something that's been bugging me for a while,
this list.
Um, I used to be number 82, now I'm 80.
I'd much like
much likes
I'd much mean to be
a different number,
but there you go.
Can't be choosers, can we? If we're--
if we're in a minion costume
presenting YouTube videos to people.
See you in the next video.
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