alright guys the gloves are off well metaphorically speaking anyway as is
pretty apparent that a Titanic moray eel and prehistoric giant snake don't
exactly necessitate the need for boxing gloves but you get the picture by the
way the point is we're doing it the two biggest hitters in this continuous
hypothetical tete-a-tete not of words but instead more sharp fangs writhing
serpentine bodies and anomalous eel jelly then you can shake a 12-foot
fishing pole out although it's perhaps not always being at the forefront of
your mind have you ever been daydreaming and
wondered who would win in a colossal sub aquatic battle between SCP 3002
titanoboa snake of prehistory no wow you're right fine now hello Internet
what's going on I once again welcome back to the most inquisitive channel
YouTube live space questions as per usual
I'll be your disembodied floating boy Jack Finch as today we curacy ask the
question what if the tides of the boa snake for scp-3467
the targets heading right now for the Cure manju that clip was from 1998 to
Godzilla starring Matthew Broderick because as you're about to find out this
particular hypothetical bow is going to be taking place at the bottom of the
deep blue sea and who knows Godzilla himself is probably lurking somewhere
beneath the depths ready to tag in with SCP 3000 to happen yeah I heard that
leviathans ride together and also die together so go figure
also it's pertinent as there would be more than a few submarines waiting in
the wings during this bout which will elaborate on later and as we all know by
now I'm a stickler for cinematic immersion
right Before we jump into this list though now is probably high time for the
outline the two particular species in question SCP 3000 and the titanoboa now
as you all may know we've extensively covered each of these creatures in
several life's biggest question run downs and if you'd like to know more
about them on a much more visceral level then now is probably high time to head
on over to our playlist and check them out also each of them have pretty much
been through the wringer in a wide array of our hypothetical lbq bouts and earn
themselves quite a few scars in the process titanoboa
alone has clashed with the Megalodon the basileus snake a t-rex
hell even Cthulhu and conveniently racked up quite a few skulls for the
skull thrown in the process SCP 3000 on the other hand has faced off against the
mythical kraken of legend as well as the terrifying scp-1128 most recently both
of which have easily fallen to the colossal aquatic might of the anomalous
variety land the only creature to date that has successfully taken a chunk of
SCP 3000 the world serpent himself Jorma Gandhi
which is saying something really because no one messes with your man Gandhi right
anyway over in the blue corner we have the undisputed slithering king measuring
in over 42 feet and weighing in around 1,100 kilograms the titanoboa snake now
this guy is the largest snake ever found in recorded history anyway which existed
on our fair planet earth around 60 million years ago the Titan of all
managed to dominate the termini landscape and reign as the prime
predatory species of the planet - the dinosaurs had faded from the
picture earning itself a place at the top of the food chain through its ambush
tactics in the dense jungle undergrowth and it's powerful constricting body that
could crush it's unfortunate prey for the force of over 400 pounds per square
inch but and this is a big but its opponent is a little bit on the larger
side and constricting power a sign the Titan boasts tactics are going to need a
little bit of adaptation to say the least
in the red corner we have SCP 3,000 per haps the most powerful or anomalous
entity contained within the fictional world of the SCP foundation there's a
lot to it but for those who that don't know SCP 3000 anomaly surf and there
resides at the bottom of the bay of bengal currently under remote
containment by the SCP foundation now we'll try our hardest not to bog you
down with its inner mechanics but essentially there's only three things
that you need to know about the entity in question one it's a giant
anomalous Moray Eel - it's absolutely massive considered to be anywhere
between 600 and 900 kilometers in length and 3 it loves nothing more than eating
people after which it produces a highly potent psychoactive eel jelly on the
surface of his skin that shudders the minds of humans and lessor mentally
astute sea creatures alike you got that okay nice one now from the off this is a
completely one-sided fight scp-2000 would swallow the titanoboa whole like a
less than satisfying string of spaghetti given the fact that well the titanoboa
is roughly forty feet in length an SCP 3000 is anywhere between 600 and 900
kilometers to put that into perspective the anomalous eel is the width of the
Bay of Bengal and the titanoboa is a little bit larger than a yellow school
bus yeah game over guys but that's not fun and size isn't exactly everything
because just as David fought Goliath so too can the titanoboa 5se p3000 he's
just going to need a few friends for the process and by a few friends I mean an
entire swarm of slithering soldiers and you may also be thinking yeah but SCP
3000 at the bottom of the ocean how are they even going to fight but don't worry
about that because the fact of the matter is the titanoboa as well as his
boa constrictor ancestors are incredibly proficient swimmers and are impeccably
adapted to hunt survive and thrive within the deep dark water
all right the stage is set then but in this hypothetical bow in particular it's
going to take quite a few times in the bows to even stand a chance at taking it
down but how many exactly well if we work on the basis that ACP 3000 is as
maximum length of 900 kilometres and there are roughly three thousand two
hundred eighty feet in one kilometer that would take eighty to individual
titanoboa snakes to cover a single kilometres
worth of anomalous eel jelly flesh at its maximum length of 900 kilometres it
would take seven to 3800 titanoboa snakes and that's just one side of the
giant moray eel so double that and now we have a hundred and forty seven
thousand six hundred snakes worth of ammunition in our slithering army and if
you can't tell already that's a hell of a lot of giant snakes and although it
seems that we're already bursting at the seams of this hypothetical skin shedding
just stick with me because trust me it's the only way that scp-2000 is even going
to take a dent in this fictional showdown now you might think that a
hundred forty-seven thousand of anything could defeat well anything really and it
seems that for once this swarm of writhing server type monstrosity is
about to chow down on the big bad eel at the bottom of the Bay of Bengal like a
swarm of ravenous piranhas to a rum ham but alas sadly for them we're yet to
address acp three thousands trap cards the one thing that has been the
performant of every other creature has ever tried to take a chunk out of this
anomalous eel and yeah you guessed it it's eel jelly for those of you that
don't know scp-2000 maintains the enormous ability to drive mortal minds
to madness simply by existing the anomalous properties of the substance
that it secretes contains the potency to mentally bend the will of any creature
sentient or otherwise and the fact of the matter remains that now over 100
47,000 titanoboa snakes just began chewing and that very same eel jelly and
you can see where this is going right not only what acp 3,000 win this battle
with merely a shake of its tail without batting an eyelid under these
hypothetical circumstances it would also now have an unstoppable army of giant
Titan of our snakes yeah now that's a curveball right wait
maybe that's exactly what a CP 3000 was waiting for oh no what we done well
although we have it folks the long and short answer to who would take the cake
in a battle between the titanoboa state and sap2000 of course it's the anomalous
giant moray eel that is a literal God burp hey you know what they say it's not
the destination that matters it's the journey well what do you guys think do
you agree or do you have any more interesting insights that then please
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