[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) I know you can feel it.
We got first.
No need to say a word.
MAN: Alexis, meet for the very first time Justin.
Hello, Justin.
Nice to meet you.
MAN: Justin's family would like you
to know that Justin is a fun, charismatic,
and cool character.
You'll never question how he's feeling, because Justin,
or Tree, as we like to call him, is a great communicator.
You can call me Branch.
I can dig it.
See?
MAN: Who speaks his mind and is very
straightforward and direct.
We hope you don't mind sharing him
with another lady in his life.
You a mama's boy?
No.
His dog.
Ah!
Yes.
Are you a dog person?
Yeah.
I have a fur baby too.
You do?
Yeah.
MAN: Justin, Alexis's family and friends
would like you to know that Alexis
is an absolute powerhouse.
Oh, I love that.
MAN: She loves all things fashion,
and she loves opportunities to display her creativity,
like making vagina molds out of clay.
Oh my goodness.
- She's a confident woman. - Oh, I like it.
Oh, I love it.
MAN: Be prepared for the adventure of your life.
Oh my god, this is going to be great.
[LAUGHTER]
I had to do it.
I had to-- I got to do it.
MAN: Alexis and Justin, you have written your vows?
Yes.
There's not many places to put them.
I'm so sorry.
I know we are strangers.
However, I'd like to start off with a series of apologies.
I apologize for all the times I wasn't there
to wipe your tears, for not being there
after a long day of work, when you just
needed a hug and a hot meal.
I vow to take care of you and to give
you everything that you need.
I can't promise I'll never hurt you,
because even the best of intentions
sometimes fall short.
But I can promise to be patient with you
and to make our lives exciting, adventurous,
and full of passion.
And finally, I promise to be with it, if you with it.
I'm with it.
[APPLAUSE]
Justin?
I vow to respect, admire, and appreciate you for who you are,
as well as the person you wish to become.
I vow to support you and protect your freedom,
because although our lives are intertwined,
your choices are still yours alone.
Aw.
I vow to keep our lives exciting, adventurous,
and full of passion.
[LAUGHTER]
MAN: Alexis, will you take Justin
to be your lawfully wedded husband, to live together
in the holy estate of matrimony, keeping only onto him,
so as long as you both shall live?
I do.
MAN: Justin, will you take Alexis
to be your lawful wedded wife, to live together
in the holy estate of matrimony, so
as long as you both shall live?
I do.
MAN: And now, by the authority vested in me,
I pronounce you are married.
That's it.
[CHEERING]
Wait.
Do we kiss?
Oh, OK.
I was-- I was going to get a hug.
It wasn't a kiss, y'all.
[LAUGHTER]
MAN: Justin, you may now kiss Alexis.
May I kiss you?
Yes.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Don't you know, you give me that feeling.
WOMAN: I felt the passion back here.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure
to introduce for the first time as husband
and wife, Alexis and Justin.
1, 2, 3, jump!
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Don't you know, you give me that feeling.