Hey guys!
Hey Bing!
Hey... Girl?
Oh, this is my new girlfriend. Beth.
It's nice to meet you Beth. I'm Tom.
We are just playing some Halo.
Care to join in?
Err no thanks, I don't really play video games.
What?
Tom, don't do this! No!
*Dramatic music begins*
*Guns clock*
DAMN IT TOM!!
What the hell is going on?!
*Shooting & Explosion*
SON OF A BITCH!
You're supposed to be covering me Tom!
This is insane and i'm gonna to leave.
I'll call you later.
Okay, guys. Just put the guns down and no one will get hurt.
NO! THIS APARTMENT IS FOR GAMERS! HOW COULD YOU BRING THIS FILTH INTO OUR HOM-
*Mobile phone rings*
One second.
Hey baby.
*Muffled girl speaking*
Look, i'm just in the middle of something.
*Muffled girl speaking*
Huh...
Anyway...
SHE'S CORRUPTED YOU BING!
YOU'VE CHANGED MAN!
BEFORE SHE CAME INTO OUR LIVES THE MOMENT YOU SAW THAT CONTROLLER YOU WOULD'VE PICKED
IT UP AND... I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU ANY MORE.
ENOUGH!
Okay, i'll play Xbox. Everyone just put the guns down and I'll play.
Really. I'll play.
You want some pizza?
Erm, no thanks I'm vegan.
*Guns clock*