I was like if I ruin her hair I'll ruin the friendship and he goes "oh that's more views then isn't it"
If I ruin her hair I'll ruin the friendship
I'm trying to prep the salon
HI GUYS. It's Divya G. What does the G stand for? The G stands for
today we're going (john) green
this is.. i don't know how to introduce you
Erm.. Mina the traveling headdresser
okay
well unqualified unlicensed....
made in
China. Shipped from China.
Basically we're dying my hair green because why not
New year,,, new me,,, new b**
Here's the supplies. Here's the stash. Oh mY GoD.
aNOTHER onE just incase.
I thought you got 4 (boxes)
Why would I get 4?
It's hard to think because I....
Eh! It'll
be fine. What is that?!
WhAT?!
It's a giant hole in it
Oh my god
That's just like.. no..
that's just like
Extra virgin do you know?
give them less product
I'm gonna put this in your scalp so it there's less burning cause I know they don't do
this in the salon but I find that I like to do this
BURNING?
It's bleach woman I
just clocked. I'm supposed to do this with my bare hands
cuz the oil will weaken the latex. I think that's why you're not supposed to use
oil-based lubricants with...
errr condoms.
Erm yeah wouldn't know. Can't relate.
It's like an earthquake
Why do I need to go on holiday?
Why?! Who goes on holiday to earthquakes? What are you talking about??
Cause I didn't want you looking at my scalp being like "Ew"
That's literally me
Anyway I was going to say
What type of bakery you been doing on your scalp?
It's not even funny
there's something in my coffee I swear
see it's just like
crack cocaine
Oh god
I'm getting flashbacks
Omg me too
Drink till I'm drunk
I think the aim for color wise I don't want it to be as green as like my
walls. That's too much
oh brightness will be controllable.
just preparing for my entire head to fall off.
it's fine more views.
BALD. Wig snatched truly
welcome to
the salon please enter
Do you want to flex your instagram?
I got nothing on it there's no point
Oh okay erm could you please ok basically
a teaspoon of coffee in that glass yeah tiny bit of almond milk thank you
I didn't follow
a teaspoon of coffee
I love my slaves
Personal barrister
literally no whip please thank you no cream oh my
Is teaspoon the big one or the small one?
WHAT!?
I'm excited for your
youtube channel
Can we like not talk about that cause once we talk about it
Then it's a thing yeah then you're accountable
oh god I don't
want to be accountable trying to escape my responsibility for as long as possible [mood] If the first batch
lightens too quickly we might have to eat to rinse it off and then come back
because I'm not a professional and I'm unqualified.
Guy Tang's gonna come for me
We tried.
What's this? PVA Glue?[chicken cluck]
The thing is
Oh. You're YELLOW.
we're back we're in the bathroom we're
Are we ready?
Done with bleach or as light as we want to go cause we don't wanna kill your hair
Like a wet dog
When I look in the mirror I don't even
recognize myself.
You can just sing over it.
Exactly - I got the heart of a winner no regrets no regrets no point in crying over yesterday
Yeah it's open
IT'S THE POLICE
oh my god Mary Mrs Mother
hello children Oh I look like E.T.
It could be worse you could have no hair
You look so shook
It can be Divya G what does the G stand for? ginger
Lydia asks What's your favourite colour?
Gold ? yellow ?? right now it's like green
cheap Asian advice? You'd be good at this
Cheap asian advice
Wholesale bulk buy your rice. Divya: Shop online
Wholesale bulk buy your rice
Oh my god reuse your old
ice cream plots so I just would put like soap in it and then I dilute it with water so that
you have more soap well you don't really have more soap-
oh my god my- our family does that as well
exactly
and I hate it because
no!
It's so watery
like oh the
best life advice I've ever got from Mina she says, it's quite iconic, "we have
our whole lives to eat ramen" who are your favorite booktubers I really like
Literally, your hair
oh my god your heads is the rat and then the tail
ke ke ke
stop
ke ke ke
do you love me ?
do you like cats
I think we both know the answer to that
No.
the ends look more like camo
that's okay
do you care?
as long as it ain't poo brown
and then oh yeah there was this cat this little
like right I want to- it was like this ginger little cat and then it tried to come in
and it came in through like the gate where is to leave and I was like I really
don't want that cat to come towards me cause whenever I see cats all I see is like
DEATH?
Flashes. And then I literally JUMPED over over this fence and this fence was like here
left me
I wanna say like up to my chest
Divya was like "oh my god Divya oh my god"
"bleuh bleuh bleuh omg help me help me"
she was like "no, natural selection's coming for me [Divya]"
every man for himself she left me
there
Erm....
yeah.
Little did I know I was on the wrong side of the fence cause TWO - it's like one or two - I can't remember
exactly dogs came out of NOWHERE. I started walking towards the exit of the park and
three more dogs showed up
There was no escape
oh my god you used me as a shield though
The thing is this story isn't even dramatic for the average person
It's really not.
"We saw
cats! AND we sAW A DOG! IN A PARK!"
What if it actually comes out looking like poop
Poop?
Yeah
I mean... it's green... what green poop are you looking at?
What are your bowel movements like Mina?
They're not on the chart.
You're not going to want to be my friend anymore
Really? Is that how bad it is?
I don't know. I don't know if I wanna be a part of this
I don't know if I want to look in the mirror.
I'm actually scared. I'm scared.
Will I look like Crazy Frog?
I can't remember.
What do I actually look like? Camo jacket?
*nervous laughter* I'm scared.
I'm so scared I can't look away
Can yOU jUsT lOOk
dO i LOOK LIKE A WITCH?
Do I look like seaweed?
What do I look like?
Seaweed? Really? Oh my god ok.
It's just such the wrong green.
I know what you mean by camo... oh... my god. This bit here is like dirt.
Cause it's camo!
Erm... yes.
What am I gonna do? What am I actually gonna do?
Oh I'm gonna cry.
The white balance was off.
When do you have to next leave the house? what we do is........
Dye my hair black?
It's just like wrong
Why does it -
what do we do?
I don't know.
deep in there looks fine
I don't know what it looks like deep in there
See it looks nice there right there
Just... just right there
What we'll do- oh my god.
Part 2 coming soon yeah? Oh my god.
Oh you were in the army dad I just wanted to, you know, pay homage.. respect.
YIKES
Literally
Can I touch it?
It went wrong.
Yeah I can tell.
It looks nothing like the image you showed me. It just looks lime green.
How are you going to fix that?
I don't think daddy even knows that you're dying your hair.
Yeah no exactly.
oh no
I'm gonna get deported back to my country.
you look like a reverse smurf
Poundland halloween costume
You look like a witch.
Oh... Divya you made a mistake. How are you going to fix that?
but Davis told me that all of your hair fell off.
I thought you had gone bald.
oh not bad
wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
What cause you thought I was bald?
It's not nice it's really ugly.
Davis
This is daddy yeah? Daddy's happy.
What about her hair?
Divya, don't walk around like that disgusting
Make your hair nice. Stop this nonsense.
Make your hair black and then you can walk outside, understand?
You are here to study not [lost in translation idk what he said] to be punky
ho ho ho green giant
What does the g stand for?
Grinch.
What's that guy in sesame street? The one in the bin?
That's your colour
You look like something out of hunger games
Oh my god no
You should know I'm green but I'll find my way around
I wanna say....
it's closer.
Ok.
I really don't think it's that bad.
Oh no
I don't wanna look
oh my god
I dont wanna look
Srushti
No wait
Oh dear it's bad I can tell
You definitely achieved
GREEN?
what you were going for
it's so much better than yesterday I feel like Shrek like
it's slightly toilet cleaner
Green is such a hard colour too because there's so many ugly things that are green.
Tester? We'll do a test strand at the back
I'm not a hairdresser
says that's 12 hours in.
I'm like. I'm so used to this now I can't even remember what you looked like before.
I may have to leave you with a scary thought of washing it out
and then drying it and then telling me how it goes because
cuz I think the last train is at 12
That's fine. You can sleep here.
It's ok.
I don't have my skincare routine.
big reveal time I haven't actually looked at my hair yeah and I need to go in literally like
five minutes into the outside world so whatever is on my head that's how
that's how London's gonna have to see it. That airplane noise that you heard
is the sound of the airplane that's gonna ship me back to Nepal to milk the
goats when my parents find out what I've done to my head
the main aim for today is to not completely disappear when I take my turban off.
this is um
this is
green
it's kind of cool I mean I was scared I was gonna
look like the recycling logo most people have like pinterest mood boards or
Instagram photos for their inspiration but my one was this towel
Mummy.
What?
My new hair.
Yesterday's colour was fine
No it wasn't
I don't like this one
I like the other one
What? This is so much nicer. What do you mean? Look at it.
It's damag- no.
What?
Go clean the bathroom.
*screaming* Oh my god
I'm gonna cry
It doesn't look bad you look like a mermaid but
I look like a sea witch
Oh my god
HELLO TARA
... hey
I didn't know you were doing it this colour. When I saw your video I-
It looks different
It looks nice
Thenujah: uhuh ok
Tara: It's a nice- it's like- it's really diff- you stand out.
What colour even is that?
It's all ogre now.
amongst the undergrowth something stirs
A parrot.
I'm gonna stop being vain I need to go.
I'm sweating though my sweat patches are gonna be BAD
it's fine my armpits are hairy