[M] It's time for...
[S] Food Adventure Program For Awesome People: The Hungover Edition!
[English Subtitles provided by: Legacy Nguyen and VYZD846]
[S] One of these people is not hungover,
[S] Can you guess which one is not hungover! Martina is... Hungover!
[M] Are you finished?
[S] I am not finished, yet!
[S] Because I was responsible when I drank last night.
[S] You weren't, I was and I'm not hungover. [M] How dare you; it's not that I was irresponsible,
[M] But the problem was that I didn't even eat any supper, I had lunch and that was it-
[S] I, however, [M] And I'm littler than you- [S] Did eat supper. I had a gelato.
[S] And- [M] When talking to people, Simon comes back and he's like, [S/M] "I have a gelato."
[M] Then why didn't you get one for me, that wasn't very responsible.
[S] I asked if you wanted a gelato and you were like, "No I don't want a gelato." So I didn't get you a gelato.
[S] And then what she got instead of a gelato was a hangover.
[S] The whole point of this is that we're going to make something good out of a bad situation.
[S] And for this week's FAPFAP, we're going to introduce you to Hangover Soup.
[S] Which is so appropriate because Martina is hungover and she's going to eat it all and I not gonna eat because I'm not hungover.
[M] Before we do the hangover soup, I want to show you some hangover remedies.
[M] So the first thing you might want to have, "Saengang Kkulcha". This is just ginger honey tea,
[M] it comes in these tiny-like squishy packages; it's actually liquid on the inside.
[M] So you pour out the liquid goodness and mix it with hot water and it's just like a ginger honey tea.
[S] Now question. [M] Which is like good for your tummy. [S] If you're like hungover and nauseous
[S] and you cut it open and you slide the like slimy stuff out of the packet... [M] It's golden yellow, Simon.
[S] Wouldn't that be like, brughbeurub, no?
[M] I like to drink tea when I'm sick and it makes me feel really happy. [S] And ginger is good for your stomach.
[M] We got some crackers here.
[S] Cracker a** crackers. [M] Yes, crackers for crackers.
[M] They're lovely and plain, and they have a little tiny break in the center.
[M] As if anyone would need to break their crackers. [S] You need pre-broken crackers just in case your feeble little girly fingers can't crack them in half.
[M] Well hey, if you're hungover. [S] My motor skills aren't- [M] Okay.
[M] Seoktreeheyso is Hangover Cure. I've never actually tried these in my life
[M] We've got two kinds here: Inside both of them most importantly, is "Heotgae".
[M] Heotgae is like some kind of herb. That's supposed to be good for you.
[M] I know that this one is the more popular one.
[S] If you had to choose between one of them.
[S] This one looks a lot more delicious.
[M] I personally think that this one looks better because this one looks like to me like a painful, herbal remedy.
[S] That looks like condensed Gatorade.
[S] This one looks like home-remedy, painful- like your grandmother gave it to you while this one has really nice labeling on it.
[S] But this one is Morning Care. And I know this one because they have a commercial in Korea. It's like, "Morning Care!"
[S] And I remember the jingle.
[M] You can buy them at any convenience store; like they're everywhere.
[S] So Martina is going to try it right now in one shot.
[M] I'm not going to one shot it. [S] You have to one shot it. [M] No because I can't have both of them, it'll make me feel sicker.
[S] They're the same thing! [M] Anyway, supposedly, your supposed to take these AFTER you're drunk,
[M] But all of our Korean friends are like, "We take it before we get drunk."
[M] Which means it's not a hangover- [S] When we're planning to get drunk, and we drink it beforehand. [M] And it keeps you from being sick.
[M] But I don't know about that.
[M] It smells really, really bad! [S] Well let me smell it.
[M] It has that lingering scent of honey. [S] Okay. [M] Touched my nostril.
[S] Whoa, that smells like dirty armpits... This one smells a lot better than Morning Care.
[M] That one smells a lot better.
[S] Well now you want this one, don't ya? We should do a blind taste test!
[M] Of what? Ew ew. No. No! I feel sick, I don't want to- [S]I'll do it! Give me a blind taste test! My eyes are closed, and then I'm gonna tell you which one is better.
[S] Okay I know where it is. [M] Can't figure out where the bottle is?
[S] Whoa, that did not taste good. [M] That's one.
[S] The second one tasted better.
[M] That's the second one. [S] Really? Tell you man, that one's better.
[S] Oh, look at that. [M] Pouring them out was a terrible idea.
[S] It looks like diarrhea bum water. [M] Okay, alright, you know what?
[S] One shot! Drink it! Bum water, bum water...
[M] Not terrible. [S] Yeah.
[M] It tastes like apple juice with a little bit of soap.
[M] I'm done with ew. [S] Green one is definitely the better one.
[M] You're kind of useless to me now since I've already have a hangover, and supposedly I should have had it beforehand.
[M] But I'm glad that I tried them.
[S] So the two soups we have today, we have Gamjatang here, which "Gamja" is potato, so potato soup.
[S] But it's more for the meat- there's not a lot of potatoes in potato soup to be honest.
[S] Yeah, so we've got Gamjatang here, and we've got the Seonji Haejangkuk there.
[M] Is it this one? I didn't know that; I thought we had the same thing.
[S] What's really cool about these soups is that we've got them to deliver it. And like these are bags of soup, check that out. So they give it to you in bags.
[M] It actually took us a while to get it out of these- I know that it sounds dumb, but you undo it, and then you've got a scalding-
[S] And then what do you do, you touch it from the corner and you're like, "Ow I'm burning my finger, all I feel is pain."
[M] "Ow, it's really hot, so." But we've learned how to do it. You undo it and then you grab the corner and tilt it down. [S] It's still not that easy.
[S] Okay, so you grab it from the corner...Ow! It burns!
[S] I'm really sensitive. [M] Simon's doing it the wrong way, just so you know. he's doing it the wrong way of how to do this.
[S] Aw yeah. This is one of the most un-glamorous soups...
[S] Speaking of which, time for sexy food p*** shots! [M] Yes.
[S] This is a first for us, guys.
[M] This is supposed to be like, "Hangover Cured Soup". Now I will say- [S] Beef blood!
[M] What kind of looks like a liver, but I've never seen holey or with got the little holes in it.
[M] It's like "Holy!" [S] It's very porous. [M] It's porous, yeah.
[M] Maybe beansprouts, and- [S] Mine has something fuzzy in it, I think this might be stomach lining?
[S] I remember my friends used to really like chicken stomach soup and they thought it was delicious.
[M] The broth was supposed to be spicy, or that's what I heard. [S] Mine's a little bit tingly. It's really delicious broth. [M] It's really good broth. It's very peppery.
[M] I like my broth better. [S] You're broth is...Hmm... Actually, no, it has some funky aftertaste to it.
[M] Really? No. [S] Yeah, whoa. [M] I think was mustard. Maybe we dip our meat in the mustard. [S] Let's do it.