-Look, I cannot believe I'm on Seth.
You know, when I --
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I must tell you.
A few years ago, when I first came to America,
I was on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
And I was so excited, I said, "I can't believe I'm on Ellen."
And she said, "Well, technically,
you're beside me." [ Laughter ]
-Well, I wish I had come up with a bon mot that good.
[ Laughter ]
I do want to -- we've interacted before,
but I didn't realize we'd interacted before.
I -- I Instagramed a photo of my son, and I asked --
-I follow him. -"What are the best --
what are the best legal options when your wife crops you
out of a photo?"
'Cause I'm wearing him right there.
And there was a comment from someone who said,
"Sue, sue, sue," named "adriennesings,"
but that's -- and that's you.
-Yeah, I tried to use Jacki Weaver,
but there were about 45 of them, and I --
[ Laughter ]
So -- -Why weren't Jacki --
'Cause I want to point out, you're adriennesings54.
[ Laughter ] So you understood
you could put a number at the end of something,
but you just, like, threw out Jacki Weaver entirely.
-That was just a nice year, 1954.
-Yeah. -I can't --
I can't claim to have been born then.
But Adrienne was my imaginary friend when I was a little kid.
I used -- -Really?
[ Laughter ] That's so great.
And, you know, a lot of people outgrow their imaginary friends
and yet, here you are -- [ Laughter ]
-No. -Here you are, you know,
still -- still keeping her alive.
-Embracing her. Yeah. -Yeah, embracing her. That's it.
-Yeah, and she follows you on Insta.
-She follows me on Instagram. -Yeah.
-You know, I -- you know, sometimes I'm so proud
of the number of followers I have,
and now I'm starting to think most of them might be imaginary.
[ Laughter ]
-But I love your page, especially your babies.
-Yeah, I got good babies. -I love babies.
-Yeah, they're really -- they're really fun.
-Yeah. -And --
And they photograph well, which is great,
because otherwise, out you go.
-Out, yeah. -Yeah.
-Yeah. -I need the photogenic ones.
[ Laughter ]
You -- you've been filming -- we were talking backstage.
You film -- -I got very involved
when your darling wife gave birth in the lobby.
-She gave birth in the lobby,
but I heard you were very helpful.
Did you have a --
-Oh, well, I had a similar incident.
-Yeah, what happened? -Well, it wasn't me.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-It was my daughter-in-law. -Your daughter-in-law.
-Yeah.
-She also couldn't make it to the hospital?
-That's right. -Uh-huh.
-And she -- she jumped on the floor and said,
"Call the ambulance."
And there it was just my son and me there and --
-Did you help out? -I did.
-Wow. -I caught her.
-Wow. -I caught that baby.
-That's really great. -Yeah, yeah.
-And were you nervous when it happened?
-I was terrified. I'd never --
it was like a million opening nights all in one.
-Yeah.
-But she was an absolute hero, my sister-in-law.
But the woman on the phone, you know, the dispatcher --
-Yeah. -She said, "Well, um,
can you see the baby's head?" I said, "Yes."
She said, "Hang on, we're going to go through this together.
I'm staying on the phone on, and we'll talk you through it,
and the ambos --" we -- in Australia,
we call the ambulance people ambos.
-Well, because -- -"The ambos are on their way."
[ Laughter ]
-I will say, that's the great thing about Australia.
You never say a full word if you can shorten it up.
[ Laughter ] Yeah.
"The ambos are on their
[ Laughter ]
-And so, did she talk you through it?
Were you just on the phone -- -She did.
-That's like an action movie. That's so exciting.
-It was pretty exciting, and I was never good at --
-What was your son doing? Was he helping?
-He was giving instructions 'cause he was talking
to the dispatcher. -Oh, my goodness.
-And --
-Seems like he took the easier of the two jobs.
[ Laughter ]
"I'll hold the phone. You bring life into the world."
[ Laughter ]
-He was a pale, gray color. [ Laughter ]
Poor darling. -That's great.
And everybody was healthy and happy?
-Oh, yes. Such a beautiful little girl who's eight now.
-Oh, my goodness. That's fantastic.
-I don't talk about my grandchildren much.
They don't like me to. [ Laughter ]
I'm in a foreign country. -Yeah.
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What a delight it's been having you here.
You have to come back soon. -I'd love to.
-Just -- just wonderful.
That's Jacki Weaver, everybody. [ Cheering ]