Woah, woah, alright, alright, stop that. Yeah, stop.
Okay, thank you Jess. Let’s see what you guys can do with this one, eh?
Safety is my recital,
I think it's very vital,
to rock you (so), so safe (my bro),
Kiwi Safety is the title, here we go!
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi).
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi).
Chur (chur.)
Kia ora (kia ora!)
Got you flying 'cross the border,
you can have a tea or a water,
doesn’t matter what you order, lemme tell ya.
These signs you be clocking and these placards you'll be watching,
listen, follow these signs, follow these signs,
listen to the crew, you will be fine.
Any loose items be stowed overhead,
or under the seat, not under your bed,
and if you see the fasten seatbelt sign,
return to your seat, buckle up.
Seatbelts fit low and tight across your hips,
keep it on throughout your trip.
If you need to get up just simply lift the lever, like this.
If you need some oxygen, masks will fall from above.
Pull down on the mask, a simple but important task.
Place over your nose and mouth, pull on both sides of the elastic.
Don’t worry if the bag doesn’t inflate, it flows like magic.
And make sure your mask is fitting legit
before you go helping the kids.
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi).
If an emergency were to happen during take-off or during landing,
just follow these instructions in this song that we're jamming.
Put down that cheese melt and make your seatbelt click,
put your forehead against the seat up in front, just like this.
Feet firmly on the floor if we end up in a pickle,
just hold your lower legs, oh my gosh, this is simple!
Business Premier™, I see you folks are working,
sit upright, hands on thighs, feet to floor it's just like twerkin'!
Rollin' in the neighbourhood…
Lifejackets are within easy reach of your seat.
They're easy as to fasten, you can do it sitting down.
Rip back the tag, it makes a [ripping] sound.
Place it over your head, don’t forget to click the straps.
Make sure that it's tight, like my awesome safety raps.
Only pull the red tab once you're safely out the plane.
Needing more inflation? Blow into the mouthpiece, eh.
No need to worry our lifejackets come in all sizes,
if you have an infant, the cabin crew will provide this.
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi).
Now this sign is significant, smoking is prohibited.
Even in the bathroom our sensors detecting it.
No vape clouds in the real clouds, that includes e-cigarettes!
Emergencies are unlikely, but if one did arise,
just be calm, keep it cool, do your thing and please be kind.
If we must depart, but the cabin has become dark,
follow the escape lighting, it will guide you like my bars.
Take note and count all the rows to your nearest exit,
it could be behind you. Oi! Pay attention!
Yo crew, show 'em where the exits at!
Rollin' in the neighbourhood…
If we do need to evacuate, please leave behind your baggage.
You'll be best without it, and this includes your sandwich.
For more information go to inflight entertainment,
and have a browse, check it out, that will explain it.
All cellular functions, must remain off.
So sit back, and relax, with an OJ on the rocks.
If you need more facts about safety acts and what to do,
there’s a safety card in your seat, or you can always ask your crew!
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi).
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly,
it's Kiwi, it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi)...