- What's up, homies?
- You might recognize us from the internet.
And today we're decorating cookies to look like each other.
So I'm gonna decorate a cookie that looks like you
and you're gonna do one that looks like me.
- I'm trying my best.
- Make me look delicious. (Granny laughs)
(snappy playful music)
Okay, the most important thing I'm gonna use
is this white decorating icing.
You know why? - I do!
- 'Cause it's gonna make that snow 'fro pop on my cookie.
What are gonna pick for me?
- Help me out, sonny.
- Oh you're makin' me, I can't help you.
- Oh. - That's the rule.
- How 'bout this, I don't--
- All right, Grandma, after five minutes of deciding,
she goes with gold.
- Oh, here's something here.
- Oh, black, 'cause I have black hair.
Time to roll, dude.
- Dude the, oh my, my!
- Make you look like Mrs. Claus here.
(Granny hums)
Do you have to make that noise?
- No. (laughs)
- [Ross] Okay, gave you these little swirly-Qs,
little Jheri curl.
- [Granny] I think I'll let that go.
- What the hell is that, dude? (laughs)
That's my hair? - Yeah.
- So, do I have a receding hairline?
What's goin' on dog? (Granny laughs)
You might want to get the top of my head.
- [Granny] Up here?
- [Ross] Yeah, you see how I'm giving you this 'fro?
- Yeah, and oh! - Yeah.
You can copy me a little bit, boam!
- [Granny] I'm just gonna leave it like that.
(lively playful music) (Ross laughs)
- What is she doing, dude? (Granny laughs)
Oh my God! (Granny laughs)
Grandma? - Hello!
- Do you cook or bake?
- [Granny] I usually cook.
- [Ross] Yeah?
- [Granny] But I like baking.
- [Ross] What's your best dish you would say?
- Cabbage rolls.
- I like the cabbage rolls without the cabbage.
- Well?
- Dude, you're already going to the eyes?
- I'm just-- - Your hair looks terrible.
- Well?
- What do I have a full beard that goes around my head?
(Granny chuckles)
I don't do much cooking.
No one taught me.
(clears throat)
All right, Granny,
you might want to put a little more detail into that.
It's starting to look pretty bad, I'm not gonna lie.
- Well?
- Let me see your face real quick.
Blue eyes. - No, green.
- They're green eyes? - I have green eyes.
- Dude, they look blue. - Well, they're green.
- A lot of people want to know
how we got into this making videos,
and honestly, it's kinda ridiculous.
My Grandma was playing basketball in the driveway one day,
and she shoots a shot and I come up and block it.
I was like, "Get outta here you old lady.",
and it went viral.
The rest is kinda history.
Did you ever see your life goin' this way, Grandma?
- Never, this is so, this is a new adventure for me.
- You want to tell them what you did before for work?
- Well?
I worked in a bomb factory.
- Yeah, she made bombs.
- I made bombs during World War II.
- That looks like it got blown up by a bomb.
(Granny laughs)
- What the hell is with my smile, bro?
- Well, I don't know.
(both laugh)
- Oh man, God bless America.
I might put bananas as your teeth.
She doesn't really brush her teeth.
She just uses denture cleaner,
so they get a little yellow sometimes.
So I got you, dude. (Granny laughs)
- He tells the whole story.
- [Ross] Yep, damn straight.
(Granny laughs)
- No secrets.
- We spend every five seconds together.
I know everything about you.
- I'm sure you do.
- I know all your medicines, your eating habits.
I know what she wants to eat better than she does,
and she has a meltdown every time we go to a restaurant,
'cause she's like, "Help me out, Ross.
"I don't know what to get."
I bet you today, you would like to have some soup.
- Oh, I'm hungry for soup.
- Want some toast?
- Not toast. - Damn.
Too late in the day for-- - And some orange juice.
- Some orange juice. (Granny chuckles)
Dude, we could throw a BLT in there.
- That would be good.
- I'm doin' green for your eyes.
- Oh!
See how good mine looks compared to yours.
- Oh, yours is a beauty. - Yeah, yours isn't.
I'm gonna give you just a little bit of dandruff here.
One of our best videos we ever did
was when you went out in the street with John
and did pickup lines.
If Robert Redford was standing right there,
what would you say to him?
- I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
- Damn, works like a charm.
Keep going, dude, you can't stop.
How about giving me some hair.
There's all this hair.
I gotta put your hearing aids in, so.
You know what I would win in decorating cookies,
but you know what you win in? - Uh-huh.
- Beer pong. - Oh, well?
- You're the goat.
So over the years, I've found out
that Grandma is really, really good at beer pong.
She whoops my butt every time.
So I started making videos about her playing beer pong,
doing beer pong trick shots.
We went on Steve Harvey Show.
What are you doing?
Take the wrappers off, dog.
Man, I look like some guy's face who just melted in a pot.
And we played Steve Harvey on his show.
She beat him, and it gave me the idea,
let's do this with some other celebrities,
'cause people really liked it.
And the next few months we're gonna try and come out
with a new show, where we play celebrities,
athletes, musicians, other social media people,
in beer pong, while I interview them.
And your gonna beat 'em.
- I want to. - Damn straight.
- Oh wow Granny, look!
Just conveniently they have a Solo Cup and a ping pong ball.
- Whoa!
- [Ross] You know what that means.
- I don't know.
- If you miss it, you have to walk home.
(Ross applauds) - Come on, come on.
- Straight buckets. - Come on.
(ball plops) - Buckets!
(Granny gasps) Get it.
Hit 'em with some shoulders, shoulders.
- Hey, shoulders.
- [Ross] Hit 'em with some shoulders.
- Shoulders, shoulders. - Them wrinkly shoulders.
It's time for your rosy, red nose.
You gotta give me some ears, dude.
- I do. - What the hell?
- What the hay?
- While were here, we'd love to tell you guys
about some philanthropy stuff we've been doing.
Right, Grandma? - Right.
- Yeah, we've been taking puppies to the nursing home.
And why are we doing that?
Do you know?
- For charity work. - Yeah.
- Oh yes.
- Doesn't it make the people happy?
- Oh, big time.
- But when we left we had to take the puppies with us,
so we're like, "Oh crap, we're leaving you empty handed.
"This kinda stinks."
So we came up with an idea to make a custom pillow
of each dog that they were holding,
and give 'em a pillow, so they can hold on to that,
so for every pillow you guys buy at custompillowshop.com
we're able to give one back
to someone with Alzheimer's or dementia.
So, (lips clicking) how 'bout that, right?
- Oh, that's great.
- How do these taste?
That's great, but you know what's not great?
The way you decorate. - I'm sure.
- [Ross] How 'bout you give me a shirt.
I'm making you a shirt right now, a cute granny shirt.
- I'm doin plain Jane!
Oh my goodness.
- Do you think that this looks like you?
Do you think that I'm doing a good job?
- Oh, excellent.
His is super, and mine? (gasps)
- Come on, that's what you think I look like?
That looks like if the Hamburglar ate Ronald McDonald.
(Granny laughs)
And then dumped him out. - Well?
And well? - Of his butt.
Oh, I didn't give you a eyebrows.
Oh I forgot, you don't have any.
- I don't have any. (Ross snickers)
- Thanks so much for watching.
As you can see,
I'm a much better cookie decorator than Grandma.
Get another job, dog.
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I know it's a little weird, but it's where it goes down.
Have a great day.
Anything to say to 'em?
- It's been a pleasure.
Nice talkin' to you.
Bye-bye. (snappy music)
What the hell was that?
That was (beep) stupid.