two days ago true story we did a comedy
piece on the show and comedy keys was
okay but part of the comedy piece
involved a live duck just had a live
duck walk out and I gotta tell you I
don't know what it is the moment that
duck walked in it was magic all right
like I say the piece was fine the piece
was alright the comedy piece but people
just loved the duck they just went crazy
and always it's just a duck that just
walks in but it just was love at first
sight for us here on the staff the
audience seemed to really like him just
on the fly I started calling him
Quackers I just I don't think that's his
name but i call him Quackers and you
know today was a hot day and people were
in kind of a bad mood here in New York
and I I just did at work today I thought
I want to see Quackers again the writer
said we don't have an idea for Quackers
and I said who cares we don't even need
an idea for Quackers why can't we just
open the door and just have Quackers
walk in and that's it so I think we
should do that right now let's just get
nope nothing planned for him we're not
gonna do it in clever with Quackers I
just like having him around he just
makes me happy are you doing crackers
crackers not a fan of this program won't
even TiVo it all right we'll just stick
around Quackers enjoy yourself just
enjoy your time all right right nine
hundred dollars in now for class and we
don't even have an idea for him I just
[Applause]
I thought I was doing a nice thing let's
just bring out I thought this would be
the one clean portion of our show let's
just bring in a doc and it'll be here
it's life-affirming it's fun and then
you do that you seen anyone do that
since college good lord this guy we knew
on the third floor
Wow all right my apologies to everybody
clearly you can't train a duck to do
that that was just one of those things
that happens yeah oh yeah now yeah now
you're complaining about the taste in
your mouth all right what is that yeah
yeah you ate your own feces anyone got a
mint that's what he's saying all right
okay we should move this thing along
Laura my apologies to everyone oh now
you're gonna do that I'm gonna try and
talk all right well anyway