Glitchy Boy and SMG4 Intro
Our story begins in Peach's Castle...
...when SMG4's Subscriber's made it clear...
...what they wanted, next....
OK FINE, MOM!
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
WHAAA
AAAAAA!!!
AaAaAaA
HUAAAAAAA
A A A A A A
*Singing*
*crash*
Ugh!
Whoa!
What are you doing? What's going on here?
(Exactly two seconds later...)
GIMME GI GI
I NEED *SMG4 throws money bag into purple the boi*
*Distorted Villain Laugh*
OH COME ON!
Jeez...okay...
SMG4: C'MON! *Trucks sounds, I initially thought, it was not the truck sounds*
*Trucks sounds i initially thought were not truck sounds <:< *engine start*
*engine start*
*Reverse*
(Freddy's Shit hole, Whogivesafudgeville)
(The last one that happened around 2 years ago, had more improvements, according to fans,)
*Growling*
12AM (Let's see what this new experience gives us.)
Mario: Ohhhh... Mamma Mia...
Hmm?
(SURPIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSEEEE!)
OH SHIT!
NO GOD!
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
Ohh...
No!
Mamma Mi-
AHH!
*phone rings continues*
*Phone Guy is dead*
F*CK YOU!
I AAAAAAAAAAIN'T HAVING THAT SHIT!
*phone rings continues* Whoa!
Phone Guy: Uh hello, hello? Uh...
Hey there! It's been quite a while, but...
I wanted to reassure you that though some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company,
Freddy: WASSUUUPPPPP!!!!
Mario: AHH!!!
*Mario stares at Chica*
Chica: Pizzaaaaaaaaaa... 🐥🍕 Phone Guy:*Barely audible*(Some people still have a somewhat negative impression of the company)
Fazbear Entertainment anything wrong, doing here!
Bonnie: OH MY GOD JUSTIN BIEBER! (That restaurant should be the safest place on earth...)
These characters hold a special place in the hearts of children.
Mario: AHH!
And we need to show them a little respect, right?
NOOOOOOOOO!
*jumpman jump noise* DIE, BITCH!
AHAHAHAHA!
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour,
PIZZZAAAAA!
PIZZZAAAAA! *screaming continues*
Bonnie: Stop!
I love you!
*grunt* No!
I'm gonna give you 5 across the ass!
Hey! That's pretty good! (why does it sound like Fishy Boopkins)
wat?
Have my ass!
Mario: AHHHHHHHH!
Foxy: *Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife*
Foxy: *Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife* Bonnie: SEDUCE ME!
Foxy: *Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife*
*Hide yo kids. HIDE YOUR WIFE!*
It's Five Nights at Freddys 1 spaghetteria all over again
*And hide your husbands*
*crash* Oh shit!
*laughing*
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Suck my dick! (Super Mario World: Ending Theme) Tralalala! La La La La!
1 AM
BB: *laughter*
*Metal creaking*
GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
AHH!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
*crash*
Toy Freddy: What's that? What's that?
What's-a going on here?
Duh hello?
Duh Hello? Whut
Da hell hap-
pened raight?
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
GET ME OUT OF HERE MAMA!!!
WHY MUST I-
How you doing?
Hmm...
Look at me, I'm a little piece of shit!
*JonTron* Nah, it's probably nothin'.
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
*zoom*
*warp pipe*
Hmm...
Ooh...
Yeah.
You wanna play with your Mario gaims.
I had a big raims
Is a big taims
I had a big raims is a big taims Toy Bonnie: I want to die. (KCG: Same Bonnie)
Cause Mario might be super,
But I'm super duper
With a big tupah.
Cause noone gonna hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big 🇨!
Ohohoho!
But I got the 🇦+ on that test cause it's a big mess.
*Applause*
Ba bawk ba bawk bawk bawkkk!
*grunts* Noo!
*fire crackling*
*ded*
AUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!
*cheering*
Ohhhhh...
WAH!
AH!
Stop it.
GET SOME HELP.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!
Uh-oh...
RAAAAAAAOOOOR!
Ahhhhh! AHAHAHAHA!
Ahhhh!
*screaming*
RAAAAUUUUUGAAARRRR
2 AM
Hey where'd everybody go?
I can't see anywhere!
What just happened?
WAAAAAAAAAAOO!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Mamma Mia...
Ohh...oh no!
Hmm?
*Italian gibberish* 🇮🇹
whoop
ity scoop
BOING
*Mario-fu*
making my way downtown. with kung fu. im ready to kick people in the throat
*bump*
oh shit
- AHHH! NOOO! NOOOOO! - *Screaming*
obnoxious robotic scream
It''s-a the classic a mario a scream but it a is a the old venicia way!
OOF
well tat was wierd
ok
Springtrap: What was that noise?
*wolf whistle*
Dear god!
That's
EXTRA THICC
Uh-oh!
Ey gurl wassup do you wanna f*ck?
Ahhhh no thank you please.
WHO THE F*CK SAID YOU COULD TALK BACK TO ME?
YOU'RE GETTING SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS!
OWOWOWOWOW
Waaaaaah!
Mamma Mia!
AWWWWWwwww... (wait Mario body is back)
3 AM (Ohhhhhhh we're half way there, barely)
Ohhhh...
Mamma Mia...
Hmm?
WAH!
Oh ya Mamma Mia *Italian gibberish*
♪Look at that booty! Show me the booty! Gimme the booty!♪
AAHHHHAHOHAHOWOW!
*laughter*
WAAAAAAAH!
*laughter*
*screaming*
MAMMA MIAAAA!
Oh yeah! WAHOO!
Luigi: Oho ha ha! Oh yeah!
Luigi?
Okie dokie! Yeah! Ha ha ha! I'm-a got it! Ha ha!
LUIGI! NO!
Fishy Boopkins: Lalalala!
Yay! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
Oh hey Mario, check out this new...bear anime!
*laughter*
I've gotta get outta this crazy-
*Inkling gibberish*
Baldi: HEHEHEEH!
AH! OH MY GOD!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hoo...hoo...hoo...
Damn that's a nice ass you got there...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hoo...hoo...hoo...
Mamma Mia! Oh ho ho ho! Whoo ho ho ho!
Hmm? Wah?! Wahoo! Oh yeah!
4 AM
Hmm...
Hello there, bitch.
My name is HandUnit and welcome to the Sister Location ripoff.
WHAT?!
Please select elevator music.
I don't know!
Just tell me what I'm doing here! I don't give a dum. I'm so confused!
Casual Bongos selected!
Donkey Kong: OKAY!
*bongos*
God damn! That's Mozart shit right there!
Oh yeah. Please insert name here.
Hmm...
Okay. Your name is ThiccBoi.
*grunt* NO!
ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
Okie dokie. Welcome to your first day on the job.
I don't know why we got a plumber to do some electrician work.
But whatever life-
u wot m8? Where do you think you're going?
I am not paying you to play with your dingle dongle.
OW MY TITS!
*f*ck off dance*
5 AM (Almost there)
Hmm...
Mamma Mia...
No!
Oh ho ho ho! Oh yeah!
*Ballora's music box* WAHHH!
NO! *gibberish*
WAAAAAAAH! Waha! Wah?! Oho ho ho ho!
I got it!
Oh boy!
Mario: Let's-a go!
*got them sneaky boi sfx playing*
*even more sneaky boi*
*damn he be a sneaky boi*
*Oh shit, it's Ballora*
SHIT!
Mario f**ked up now
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AHAHAHAHAHA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh no!
Hmm?
Circus Baby:I don't recognize you. You are new.
I am curious what events would lead a person to want to spend their nights in a place like this.
AHHHH! I'm-a looking for ass!
Maybe curiosity? Maybe ignorance.
Maybe you should shut the f*ck up!
*Nobody even wants you here!*
GET IN MAH BELLEH!
OH GOD NOOOO! NO! NOOOO! *PANICKING INTENSIFIES*
Stap right there!
Wah?
*Cue Gourmet Race from Smash Melee* Oh! It's Trash and the Gang!
daf*q?
WE WONT LET THOSE F*CKERS TAKE THIS LAND!
What?
*Pelo screaming*
EVERYBODY, MARCH! FIGHT!
Okie dokie!
*singing*
Whoa! Oh ho ho ho!
Mario: Let's-a go!
LA LA LA LA *Mario is sticking up his middle thingers*
AHH!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
YEAH! *gibberish*
danananana
*Applause*
That's Mozart shit right there!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
*crash*
*gasp*
Oh hell no!
Ohh...
AAAAAAHHHH!
*gaaaaaaaaaasp*
YA DEAD, SON!
YO MUTHAF*CKING DEAD!
RAAAAAA
AHAHAHAHAHA!
6 AM (that was a long night.)
WAAAAH!
Hmm?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I am sure Mario is dying now) (KCG: I'm glad this video is over
*crying*
ALRIGHT!
*whispering*
You look at that Markiplier poster tho
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Subtitles by: Brian Minchala, Coded Inc., John Dimson, Travis Frye. Some stinky on the internet, Oks, Wontino and L Boisvert. Updated by:KingCobraGaming