- Can three hot shots pull off some sweet trick shots?
- Let's talk about that.
(cheerful music)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- And please give a very mythical welcome
to the first person to ever land a 900,
the founder of The Skatepark Project,
and more importantly, our brand new friend, Tony Hawk!
Give us one of these.
- Thank you, what's that?
Oh. Cool.
- One of these right here.
- Cross-handed handshake.
- Thanks for being here, man.
Listen, this is special for us,
'cause you are our inaugural guest,
warming back up to having guests,
after a long time of not having any guests.
- I'm honored. Thank you, I've been waiting.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah. Just waiting.
- We've been waiting too, man.
- It's gonna happen soon, I know it.
- Well it's happening.
Now, okay, we know that you're good at skateboard tricks,
I mean everybody knows that, but,
what about trick questions?
And that is not a trick question.
- I like to think I'm okay.
My daughter went through a phase of riddles.
- Oh, that's gonna be helpful.
- Every day in the car, it was riddles.
- What about doing trick shots?
- I feel like those are drinking games, right?
- Well, actually, yeah, we're doing that today,
there's some trick shots and there's some trick shots.
So, all of that.
- I have confidence?
- But you didn't say that in a very confident way.
- Sounds like it.
- I'm trying to convince myself I have confidence,
it's hard. - I have confidence,
maybe? - It's a struggle.
- I know the feeling.
We're all gonna have to prove it.
It's time for, "Can Two Internetainers
Pull Off Trick Shots Better Than a Pro Skater?
Or Will We Embarrass Ourselves
and Get Yelled at by Our Kids Later?"
- Okay, Stevie's gonna read us
a brain teasing trick question,
and whoever buzzes or literally pops in
with the correct answer first
gets two points, and is safe for the rest of the round.
- And then the remaining two players
are gonna compete to pull off a trick shot,
right over there.
First person to make the trick shot gets the point.
- Yes.
The remaining player gets zero points,
that's who you do not wanna be in every round,
and must take a swig of a nasty trick shot drink, see?
"See?"
- Ya see, we're gonna be swigging.
We're gonna be swigging some shots.
- And the person with the most points at the end of the game
will be named Trick Shot Brian.
We'll explain that when it happens.
- Can we? Let's just not ever explain it.
- Someone tried to explain it to me before I walked in.
- Oh, really? - I didn't get it.
- I think that's, you get it.
That's it.
- That's all you need to know.
- Not getting it is getting it.
- Let's drop in, as they say.
(rock music)
- [Stevie] Okay, gentlemen,
are you ready for your first question?
- Yes.
- [Stevie] I need you to buzz in
when you think you know the answer.
What starts with an E,
and ends with an E,
but only has one letter in it?
- Oh! - [Stevie] Oh, wow.
- That was exactly
at the right- - That was not Tony.
- Exactly at the right time.
- So let's say our answer at the same time.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Eye. - Ewe.
- [Stevie] Oh.
That's so nice, because you're both incorrect.
- Well I guess because we both got it wrong,
we have to compete,
but I do wanna know
if you can get it right. - Oh, I won by default!
- Yes.
- Yes!
- [Stevie] I'm sorry, wait, can we go back?
Did you say "You," Link?
- Like a ewe,
like E-U-E. - Like a sheep.
- And I said E-Y-E.
- [Stevie] Oh, those are both really, really great answers.
But it's not the answer I'm looking for.
Tony, do you know what the answer is?
- What starts with an E and ends with an E,
but, is E a word?
I'm gonna say that.
- Yeah, E. That's the logical answer.
- It's like the ultimate Scrabble word, right?
Just E.
- [Stevie] Okay, so, the answer is envelope.
Get it? - Oh, you jerks!
- Only has one letter, all right, let's trick it up.
- Okay.
- [Stevie] Okay, guys,
so Tony won the two points by default,
which means Rhett and Link,
you have to compete in this trick shot challenge.
Whoever can throw the basketball over their shoulder
and into the hoop first
wins the trick shot challenge.
Here we go, three, two, one, go.
(energetic music)
- Oh, nothing but nothing.
- I feel like I'm getting pretty close.
- You guys get, oh, that was it.
- You already got it?
- [Tony] You guys get, oh!
- Seriously?
- [Stevie] So, Link, some bad news,
Gen Z skater Evor here.
He has a, well, I mean.
- Do you know how skateboards work?
- He was claiming he had signature moves.
- Yo, what's up, guys?
Here's that trick shot for you.
- You do realize that Tony Hawk is right behind you.
- I know. This is so big for me.
Want me to do a trick?
- Yeah, we want you to do something.
- I call this the criss cross applesauce.
- All right, get out of here.
- NBD? Never been done?
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- Never have wanted to have been done.
- Yeah, you just invented a trick
that should not have been invented.
- [Stevie] So Link, what do you think that shot is?
Looks like Coke, right?
- Darkness.
- Just Coke.
- [Stevie] It's just Coke.
- What is that?
- [Stevie] It's lemon juice with extra citric acid,
dyed to look like Coke.
- Oh.
- [Stevie] It's a trick!
It's a trick shot, isn't it? - It was a trick shot!
Ah!
(rock music)
- [Stevie] Okay, so you guys have a little bit of a feel now
for what we're doing here.
Here's your next thing, it's a rebus puzzle,
so you must use the written
and visual cues- - It's from Reba?
Reba's got puzzles, now? - I'm buying 'em all!
- [Stevie] You have to use the written and visual cues
to determine what the puzzle is saying.
Here it is.
- [Link] "Knee ur full of."
- [Rhett] "Knee ur full of."
- Knee ur full of.
Knee ur full of.
- Neeyurfulof.
Nyurfulof.
- [Stevie] Reminder, it's not just the written part,
but the visual part, that's supposed to give you a clue.
- Knee over your full of?
- Are you just waiting for us to buzz in?
- No, I think I almost have it.
- [Stevie] Rhett.
- Need for love.
(crew laughs)
- [Stevie] Oh, man, I thought you were on the right track,
the way you were describing it
is the way that you're supposed to process it,
but you were kinda doing the opposite.
- Oh.
- What does that mean? - I'm just going for it.
- [Stevie] Tony.
- Knee over full your offsides?
(Rhett guffaws)
- What is it?
Reba's too complex for us.
- [Stevie] Yeah, so "ur full of"
is below "knee."
You are full of baloney.
- Oh, you are full of baloney. - Oh my gosh.
All right.
- Okay, whatever, let's do some trick shots.
- I ain't gotta do nothing!
- [Stevie] All right, so Rhett and Tony,
you guys are gonna be competing in this trick shot,
and it's a little bit different than the last.
So...
- I see what's happening.
- [Stevie] What you're gonna do
is you're gonna toss the waffles
and try and get them
in your respective toasters way over there,
and the first one
to get a single waffle in their toaster wins.
- Just a single waffle.
We can do this.
One of us can.
- I like the toaster board slide.
- That means a lot coming from you, sir.
- You guys are on it.
- [Stevie] Okay, guys, here we go in three, two, one, go!
(energetic rock music)
- Okay.
You're both overshooting it.
Oh! Tony's already hit the...
Oh!
Ooh, that's close, Tony.
Oh! Just to the right.
Oh, oh.
- [Tony] Come on.
- Oh, man.
Oh!
- Ooh, that was close!
- Agh! I got a little...
- [Link] Get a feel.
- I got this little turn that's happening.
Ah.
- Oh, see, that's (indistinct).
Oh, you beat-
Oh, see, that's-
That's-
- No!
Come on!
- [Link] Don't you just hate it?
- I just wanna get one.
- I'm gonna get a second one.
- [Tony] I'm not gonna get it.
- You got two more, Tony. Come on!
Oh!
Yo!
- [Stevie] All right, the point goes to Rhett,
but Tony, don't worry.
- Don't leave yet, it ain't over.
- [Stevie] Because one,
I'm hoping that you get another trick here from Evor,
please come on in,
and also, you get some Kool-Aid, so that's cool.
- Kool-Aid coming in for you, Mr. Hawk.
There you go, enjoy that. - Aren't you supposed
to break through the wall?
- [Evor] I got another trick.
- Oh, okay.
- I call this one, never been done,
the ollie.
Did you like that? - That has been done.
- Thank you, everyone.
- Feel free to slap him.
Okay, let's see what you got here.
I'm betting that's not Kool-Aid.
- Uh-oh.
(Rhett guffaws)
- He said uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
- What do we got in there, Stevie?
- [Stevie] Any idea what that is, Tony?
- Clam.
The essence of clam.
- [Stevie] Yeah, it's the juice from a sardine tin,
with a little bit of red food coloring.
- Hey, there's a lot of nutrients in there.
Omega-3s.
- That was really bad.
I know people play it up, that was awful.
(rock music)
- Tony, you feel like that made you more ready?
Is your brain more engaged?
- Sure. Yes, I'm on high alert.
- I think sardine juice
does go through the blood-brain barrier very quickly.
- And do what?
- Gives you answers, hopefully.
- It gives you pain.
- Gives you pain.
- [Stevie] Okay, well the puzzles
have been doing well so far,
so, I'm sure this round's not gonna be any different.
You have to tell me which image on the right
is a bird's eye view of the image on the left.
Here we go.
- [Link] What?
- [Rhett] Oh.
- [Stevie] Rhett.
- B.
- B! - [Stevie] Tony.
- It's not.
- Oh, wait, he... - [Stevie] Well,
you both said B, and that is incorrect,
which Link...
- It's A, obviously.
- It has to be A.
- Yes.
- [Stevie] It's A, yeah, so that means, Rhett and Tony-
- [Tony] 'Cause that was the same, oh, yes.
- [Stevie] You're gonna be competing over in the multi
in this next trick shot, then.
- And I win.
- Oh, yeah, we're just in the loser's bracket now.
- [Rhett] Yeah, we're just in the loser's,
that's all we're playing for.
- Oh, it's so sad.
- [Stevie] So, this final trick shot is perhaps
the most unique.
See, Chase right there,
he's very, very hungry,
but he's only hungry for cubes of Spam.
- [Rhett] Or balls, really.
- [Link] Balls of Spam.
- [Stevie] Oh, balls of Spam.
I'm sorry, his tastes must have changed.
So you guys are going to alternate.
And you're going to use that skateboard
to try and launch the balls of Spam
across the room and into Chase's mouth,
and the first one that pulls it off wins,
so Tony, you're our guest,
so please step up to the skateboard
and try your luck first. - And also just,
show me how to do this.
- Let's see.
- And Chase, you can't move.
Just open your mouth, and see what happens.
No movement.
Don't make me hold your head.
And Tony, please beat him,
because I don't wanna put up with him saying,
for the rest of our friendship,
"Hey, you know, I beat Tony Hawk."
- Yeah. That's right.
I'll put up
a poster of myself. - Would that make you
three for three?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- Don't let it happen, please.
- Here we go.
(Rhett and Chase laugh)
- Okay, I learned something,
Tony. - It's not my skateboard.
- I learned some stuff on that one.
Okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Getting closer.
- That one's still flying.
- Okay, somewhere between those two
is the correct distance.
- [Tony] Got it.
- The thing about you not moving at all?
Don't worry about it.
If it's anywhere near your mouth, man,
you should try to eat it.
Oh!
Close.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh!
- Still too much.
- Wow, I've never had so much pressure
at doing a kick up.
- Tony, yours are looking better.
- Right...
(Chase snickers)
Dang!
I got these boots on, man!
- [Tony] All right.
- [Rhett] I got my skating boots on.
- Come on, Tony.
- Oh! Okay, all right.
All right.
- Oh!
- Yo, that hit you in the lip, bro!
It hit you in the lip!
- That was almost it.
- Ah!
Ah!
(crew exclaims)
- I knocked him out.
- [Stevie] You okay, Chase?
- My heart hurts a little bit.
- Now we both have succeeded at this point,
now it's just Chase, okay?
Oh, hit him in the eye!
- Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Chase! Chase! - That hit your tongue, man!
- That was in.
I'm so sorry, Tony.
- How does it feel to know that Tony Hawk hates you?
- I watched all my dreams bounce around, and fall away.
- [Link] Chase! - It really hurts,
it really hurts.
- He's trying.
Yeah!
(reverberating thuds)
Yeah!
Tony Hawk and Chase!
The dynamic duo.
- But of course, Link got the most points overall,
which means he is the winner, and therefore-
- [Stevie] Sorry, Rhett, were you trying to avoid the shot?
Because that's not how this game works.
- Dang it!
Why did you remember that? - [Evor] One more shot, sir!
- If you can't make it to me without pushing.
- He's gonna.
- Come on, come on. You gotta take that.
- [Stevie] Looks like vanilla Coke, huh?
- I hope that's the worst one.
- And sir, believe this is for you.
- You know what?
I would like to give this to the amazing producer.
Trick Shot Brian.
- To Chase!
(crew laughs)
Oh!
Is that just sweat?
- [Stevie] It's soy sauce. - It's my sweat.
- It's just straight soy sauce.
It tastes like Evor sweat.
Okay, all right.
Congratulations, Link,
and thanks to Tony Hawk for joining us today.
(crew applauds)
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- Pretty awesome, Tony.
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