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>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : All right, Lele come in.
>> LELE PONS : Okay.
>> LELE PONS : Sup boss.
(snapping)
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : There is no easy way to say this but, Lele --
>> LELE PONS : Shut the -- up.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Excuse me. >> LELE PONS : Continue.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You are fired. >> LELE PONS : No I'm not.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You have been working here for five years --
>> LELE PONS : Five months.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Five years.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And you haven't made a single sale.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And, you've been wearing the same outfit for five years straight.
>> LELE PONS : Okay you know what Ms. Philippine,
>> LELE PONS : I've been working hard every single day here,
>> LELE PONS : And I have -- Honestly, I am super tired,
>> LELE PONS : And I don't get any credit for everything I do, okay.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Oh!
(chuckling)
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Well, let's see if that's true.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : What did you do yesterday?
>> LELE PONS : Hello and welcome back.
>> LELE PONS : Today, we're going to use the kitchen as fashion, okay.
>> LELE PONS : Okay, first off,
>> LELE PONS : Here are my lovely models.
>> LELE PONS : So, just saying, Why do you want a brush, when you can use a fork.
>> LELE PONS : Yeah right, so okay my first model come here.
>> LELE PONS : You can easily do what the Little Mermaid did,
>> LELE PONS : And just uh,
>> LELE PONS : Yeah okay, so we just gonna --
>> LELE PONS : Oh, it's kind of stuck. What is this, a hair nest?
>> LELE PONS : You got to put it in the hole, but be gentle.
>> LELE PONS : And so yeah, look how pretty it looks.
>> LELE PONS : Look how ridiculous she looks. Okay, great.
>> LELE PONS : Next one. Um, why do you use a hat,
>> LELE PONS : When you can use a plate.
>> LELE PONS : Come here baby, look how beautiful she is.
>> LELE PONS : Isn't she beautiful? She is, right?
>> LELE PONS : Oh my god.
>> LELE PONS : All right so, um.
>> LELE PONS : What we're gonna do is, we're gonna,
>> LELE PONS : Let's see.
(slamming plate)
- Oh my god!
>> LELE PONS : It broke!
>> LELE PONS : Last but not least, why do you use a razor,
>> LELE PONS : When you can use a knife. >:)
>> LELE PONS : Okay so, looks like she's the unlucky one today.
>> LELE PONS : So what you do is, you cut it like a cucumber.
>> LELE PONS : Everyone count it with me.
>> LELE PONS : One, two.
(screaming)
>> LELE PONS : Three.
(screaming)
>> LELE PONS : That was an accident.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She's in the hospital, Lele.
>> LELE PONS : But she was --
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She's not coming back.
>> LELE PONS : She's a great person.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And she's suing us!
>> LELE PONS : Okay you know, this was the only time, I wasn't focused,
>> LELE PONS : Except, her leg was in the way, but that's it.
>> LELE PONS : I've always been focused -- I promise you, yes.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Oh!
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : The only time.
>> LELE PONS : Yeah.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Well then, what about, this time?
>> LELE PONS : Boxes, you think you know them, but you don't.
>> LELE PONS : My friend here is going to show you, what to do with unfolded boxes.
>> DANIEL ZUREIKAT : What? >> LELE PONS : Take it away.
>> DANIEL ZUREIKAT : Uh yes, so you could use this as a bench.
>> DANIEL ZUREIKAT : You could also use it as a punching bag.
>> DANIEL ZUREIKAT : A bench!
(punching)
>> DANIEL ZUREIKAT : Who's gonna buy this stuff.
>> LELE PONS : He sucked.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Even though I quite like this one,
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : It was you! You should've never left a model,
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : To do the show by themselves!
>> LELE PONS : Okay, you know that was a very important call.
>> LELE PONS : My dog walker stepped on gum.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : She stepped on gum.
>> LELE PONS : Yes, she can't walk my dog, with gum.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : It doesn't even matter.
>> LELE PONS : Does that?
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : No it doesn't, because you are fired, Lele --
>> LELE PONS : You know what, you know what,
>> LELE PONS : Before you actually fire me, um, what about this one?
>> LELE PONS : I worked extra hard on this one.
(chewing)
(burping)
>> LELE PONS : So, why buy a car, when you can buy a scooter.
>> LELE PONS : Scooters are the new thing. It's beautiful and it's a great workout.
>> LELE PONS : Whoa.
>> LELE PONS : You don't have to pay for parking,
>> LELE PONS : You can even sleep with it. You can even go to the bathroom with it.
>> LELE PONS : Like yeah, you can skip traffic.
>> LELE PONS : Stop lights, everything.
>> LELE PONS : Basically, you never have to walk again.
>> LELE PONS : There's no brakes, you control the situation.
(sigh)
>> LELE PONS : Despacito.
>> LELE PONS : You can be your own radio.
>> LELE PONS : If you don't have one of these, then you're missing out.
>> LELE PONS : So buy it now.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : We lost money on this one.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You know what, it doesn't matter.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : The point is, you're fired.
>> LELE PONS : Before you fire me, do you have a husband?
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : I do.
>> LELE PONS : Got kids?
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : I do.
>> LELE PONS : Does your family know, that you're cheating on your husband.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : What?
>> LELE PONS : Agree to my conclusion,
>> LELE PONS : For the past 15 minutes, I've been observing a lot of things, okay.
>> LELE PONS : You see, when I was waiting there, I saw something very disturbing.
>> LELE PONS : And uh, you were, with a, the model.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : Alright Lele, come in!
>> LELE PONS : You are a cheater.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You got no proof.
>> LELE PONS : Slow down tiger.
>> LELE PONS : So, are you gonna fire me?
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : You are not fired.
>> LELE PONS : I want one thing from you.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA : And what is that?
>> LELE PONS : And we're back.
(outro)