[Narrator] Swift Girl.
*Knuckle Crack*
[Narrator] Wonder Butt.
*Booty Slap*
[Narrator] Fighters approaching the, " Look What You Made Me Do " music video.
[Swift Girl] Where's Kanye, Wonder Slut?
[Wonder Butt] Leave me alone, snake girl.
[Wonder Butt] I'm literally in the middle of a Snapchat right now.
[Wonder Butt] Don't make me expose you again.
[Swift Girl] How 'bout I Snapchat your mangled corpse to all your followers? >:)
[Wonder Butt] Just try it, serpent! >:(
[Wonder Butt] But just in case make sure to totally get my good side. Oh! And don't forget the contour filter! :D
[Narrator] BEGIN
[Swift Girl ] Melt, you broken Barbie doll!
[Wonder Butt] I JUST HAD LASER PLASTIC SURGERY LAST WEEK! D:<
[SUPAH EXPLOSION! :D]
[Fighting SFX]
[IMMA FIRIN MAH LASER]
[Kick]
[Wonder Woman theme song]
[Wonder Butt] KARDASHIAN KICK! :D
[Swift Girl crashing into building]
[Wonder Butt] I'm a warrior of the Kardashians. Daughter of Kris! You're going to have to do better than that if your gonna take on a KKK, sister. ;)
[Swift Girl] You don't want to see my true power, Kartrashian!
[Wonder Butt] OMG, if you're gonna start singing, then I should just literally kill myself now because I like can't even :(
[Swift Girl] Why you gotta be so mean?
[Wonder Butt] Yeah I'll just go ahead and disembow myself now. Wait, I'm not Asian, so is this like cultural appreciation?
*LASAAAHH!*
*Screech*
[Snake 1] Hi, would you like some tea, sexy? :)
[Snake 2] Yeah, have a cup, sweetie, I put a little honey in it, with a small touch of ginger.
[Snake 1] You're hot ;)
[Snake 2] And with a little bit of
*SWORD SLASH*
[Snake 2] Well somebody doesn't like camineers. whoo whoo, more for me then. What a bitch.
[Swift Girl] I am so sorry that the old Kimmy can't to the phone right now. Why? Because she's too busy lying on Taylor for her big headed husband Kanye!
[Wonder Butt] OK Taylor Piss. It's time to use my greatest asset on you!
[Swift Girl] Let me go!
[Wonder Butt] ???
You know, you're so lucky that your face got to touch my butt. Like you should be honored
[Swift Girl] LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! YOU MADE ME RIP MY SUIT!
*FIGHT SFX*
[Wonder Butt] Wait hold on Taylor your makeup's a little smudged. Let me get that for you
[Wonder Butt] So what you're gonna do is go around the eye with just a little bit of concealer and there. I just totes beat your face
LITERALLY!
*KABOW*
[WB] Yeah I'll be home in a bit, Nor. Now get off the fucking phone and let me speak to aunt Kylie.
[SG] Time to end this!
[WB] OMG, right? And has Khloe gotten like less ugly?
[SG] GOT A LONG LIST OF ENEMIES THAT I RECENTLY SLAYED AND I GOT A BLANK SPACE KIMMY WHERE I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME
[Swift Girl going Supergirl on Wonder Butt]
[SG] That is what you get for calling me a serpent for making me hated on the internet. Thanks to PopToons I get to kill my enemies
[Narrator] Swift Girl wins :)
[SG] Which one's next to FIGHT ME?! >:)