- It has been really cute to look around
and just see so many thighs.
- Okay, the shorts are here!
♪ They're here, they arrived. ♪
I ordered two pairs.
- The shorts are in!
And you know what else is in?
My (bleep).
- Yeah, not yet.
That was stupid.
I'm sorry.
- I got two shorts, because Kristin loves me.
I got two pairs of shorts--
- You love me.
Why do you have to take it back?
- I ended up ordering
some pretty basic shorts.
I think I just got some light-wash, high-waisted denim,
vintage-style shorts.
I think there's a cuff at the bottom.
- I ordered high-waist denim shorts
that have a little, like, flower painted on the butt.
- I'm gonna level with y'all.
I don't think these shorts are gonna fit me.
- I expect that there's gonna be some spillage.
I expect that there's gonna be some adjusting.
- I just hope that they feel comfortable and decent.
Also, it's raining and cold out.
So kind of like a bad day in L.A. to be wearing shorts.
- I really chose the most basic of the basic.
So if they get these wrong...
- I feel like I played it safe with these shorts,
and that was completely intentional,
because my past online purchases
have not gone how I wanted them to,
and so I needed a win.
- Whee! - Whee!
- Ooh!
(laughs)
- Here's pair one.
Ooh, oh!
I don't think they're gonna fit me,
but they're not terrible.
- Oh.
Yeah.
I know my waist size.
This is not enough.
- Smells like Home Depot.
- Yeah.
Yeah, they do.
- Yeah, right?
- It's very industrial.
(laughs)
- It's like a pair of Converse shoes.
(Bleep) some denim.
That's what these are.
- I also ordered the same pair that Devin got,
the lace-up black ones.
That's how big they are?
This is a three X.
- They actually don't feel like
they're made of, like, that (bleep).
Oh, these aren't real buttons.
- I do typically like a raw denim,
or like a more authentic denim.
This is moreso just like legging material
that looks like jean.
- Oh, these'll work for sure.
Right?
They might be a little longer than I thought they were,
but actually I don't know.
- I'm surprised these come unlaced.
I feel like that's a little rude.
Do a girl a solid and lace them up for me.
Jesus.
- Let me tell you and old story
of a time when there was a company named BuzzFeed,
and we tried on lots of clothes.
I've tied these really, really wide.
I've left many of them not tied to use more string.
I've done the same thing on each side.
I still don't think it's gonna be enough.
This was sold to me as a plus-size short in a three X.
(Mike scats fanfare)
- Shorts!
I don't know what the butt situation is like just yet,
but I can feel a little cheekage.
Damn, these are really cute, actually.
Damn, Amazon.
Oh (bleep), I think I laced it up wrong on this side.
It's definitely uneven,
but I'm too lazy to undo it.
- [Kristin] Wait.
- I told you I (bleep)ed it up.
- You skipped one.
(laughs)
(record scratching)
(laughs)
- Why?
Oh my God, I'm trying to, like,
keep them from escaping into the chasm.
From the back it looks awesome.
It's just once you turn around, it's like ah!
All right, well, I look like I'm going to a golf wedding.
And I'm the bride!
(laughs)
These are so grandma.
Also, you can totally tell what color my underwear are.
Why did I wear green underwear today?
♪ And I already know that these are bad. ♪
♪ I think they're bad. ♪
♪ They seem pretty bad. ♪
- I mean, they're not too big, necessarily,
they just look pretty bad.
- Yeah, I do look like a Boy Scout.
- I'm here.
- I can fit two hands back here.
- Yeah.
- It's a party in the pants.
Ample room in the crotch for activities.
Throw this little bad boy on,
and it's also a lewk.
- Kristin loves this lewk.
(laughs)
- Okay, so here are my shorts.
They're a little bit longer than I thought they would be.
This hole's a little higher than I thought it would be.
There's my little undies right there, through that hole.
So that's kind of fun.
They look like mom!
Don't they?
They're, like, so big.
(record scratching)
- They do tighten up around here,
so no matter how many kicks I do,
no one can see my pyong.
My pyong?
I don't know.
I try to come up with a funny word
for private area and came up with pyong.
- Maybe I can find some white underwear in my desk.
You never know, it might be there.
- I'm gonna take off my thong and go fully commando
so that we can get a full, clean, nice line.
So I'm in the bathroom.
My coworkers are gonna be seeing a side of my thigh
that they've never seen before.
- I actually think they look nice.
I mean, do you feel comfortable?
- [Devin] I feel a little trashy.
- They look good, though.
The pink really works.
You really coordinated your outfit well.
- [Devin] I try.
I, like, had underwear on.
- Okay.
- [Devin] But it just didn't look good with underwear on.
- No, it sure wouldn't, yeah.
- [Devin] So I took 'em off.
- I mean, it's kind of nice.
It's always nice if you have
a little excuse to not wear underwear.
Let it breathe, you know.
- I assumed that these were gonna be a little bit shorter,
because I don't like shorts that go past my mid-thigh,
because it tends to accentuate how short I am.
And so the t-shirt I was wearing was a little bit long
and it kind of felt unbalanced.
I didn't think it looked very good,
and on a whim I just tucked the shirt in
and was like maybe that'll help, whatever,
I'll just make it through the day,
but people ended up actually being
pretty complimentary about it.
- You're wearing shorts.
- [Jen] Yeah.
- It looks like you're
a badass Pokemon trainer.
- [Jen] Shut up.
- And you're about to, like, battle me in the wild.
- Oh my God, Kevin, let's bee-yattle.
- Okay, let's battle.
- This is the gay look.
- [Jen] Really?
- This is the gay hipster look.
- [Jen] Oh my God, thank you.
- I love it.
- They're a little bit too long, I think, for me.
I think I would prefer them if they just ended
maybe, like, half an inch shorter.
- [Freddie] Oh, you want coochie cutters?
- Listen, I want coochie cutters.
- [Freddie] Do you feel mobile?
Do they stretch?
- [Jen] Oh, they're mobile.
- Okay. - They're mobile.
- I had no hardcore complaints about the shorts.
I will say I could have maybe gone a size down.
I think what they were going for was like a mom jean fit.
The cuffing around the bottom kind of comes out,
so it was like, you know,
I was actually walking around for half the day
with this happening.
Wait, you guys, so this is what was happening.
I didn't know this was happening back here.
- [Chantel] Yeah, so that fold kind of sucks.
- [Freddie] Yeah, it's only sewn on the sides.
- [Chantel] Yeah.
- I actually did quite a bit of manual labor today,
and I had to--
- What were doing, Fred?
- I had to go to Target and get kitty litter.
And you know how heavy that is.
- I do know how heavy that is.
- Very heavy.
If you have a cat, or you have any experience with cats,
you know kitty litter is extremely heavy.
I had to carry it for longer than I anticipated,
and I had to be very nimble, I had to be mobile,
I had to do all the things so that I could move swiftly
with very, very, very heavy kitty litter,
and the shorts did its job.
The shorts allowed me to be active
and make quick movements had I needed to.
Not sure what quick movements I would have needed to make.
- [Chantel] While carrying a heavy object.
- They should advertise that.
(laughs)
- I don't like these shorts.
First of all, I could not figure out how to style them.
- [Chantel] It is hard.
- Like, these were really hard.
This, literally, I didn't figure it out
until, no (bleep), 20 minutes ago.
I don't own any tops, is my problem.
- Yeah, you only have dresses.
- But I could wear that.
- This is mine.
- We could trade.
- No.
- Oh God, it's like I'm seven years old all over again.
Jazz helped.
'Cause I was wearing a blue shirt earlier,
and I was like ew, and she was like, okay.
- I feel like you need a tank top.
- [Kristin] Wait, what else do you have?
- And then you wear a jacket off the shoulder.
- [Kristin] Does that have doughnuts on the boobs?
That's it, that's the winner.
I'm wearing that. - You want to try that on?
- What is it? - I'm trying that on.
- I thought I had it, but maybe I don't have it.
I hate these shorts.
I just don't know what to do with these shorts.
- Honestly?
Like I said, you tried.
- So she gave me a bustier top,
and then her big purple coat,
and I was like, okay, this is close, but not quite.
And then I saw this wrap dress that I've had forever,
and I was like, you know what?
Here it is.
- Kristin first had on this purple pea coat,
and she's just doing outfit changes
while she's interviewing us and expecting us to not react.
- And ignore the man behind the golden curtain?
- How do you always end up with so many outfits?
It's like you're "I don't know what
"to put with these shorts" and then you're like,
"Well, I have seven outfits."
- How's the crotch?
- The crotch, uh, it's, I mean,
the crotch is going on an exploratory mission.
- Is it?
- Down the cave.
- Can I wear that?
- I mean, if you want to.
This is your bustier.
I feel like if I ordered shorts from Amazon again,
I think I would order only from brands I knew.
I think that the size chart they have
is sort of supposed to fit every brand,
but then it fits no brands.
It's basically pointless.
I think that the fact that those
little black shorts were a three X was bonkers.
- [Devin] That was ridiculous.
That's, like, come on.
- This was also the largest size
that was the plus-size shorts.
- I found Jazzmyne along the way.
She went to props and then picked out
this little shirt for me,
because she was like, "Yes, they are mom.
"Let's just lean all the way into it."
And we leaned so far into it that we walked out with dad.
- We went from mom to dad.
- [Chantel] Yeah.
- Okay, so now we're, you know, dad at Disneyland.
- Exactly.
My shorts look quality.
They feel like good quality.
I think I too could have sized down,
because they are a little bit big,
just kind of in the waist,
and so I expected them to actually be a little shorter.
So part of it might just be that I needed a smaller size,
and then maybe it all would have come together a little bit.
- I think they were exactly what I expected from Amazon,
which is that you don't really get real buttons,
you don't really get a real waistline.
The size guide is maybe a little bit off, but they're cute.
The fabric itself is comfortable,
and it was the color I expected,
so it wasn't hard for me to match it
with the clothes that I had planned for it.
- For some reason I thought
I was just going to be spillin' out,
it was gonna be all up in me.
But yeah, I was pleasantly surprised.
I feel like I finally have had an Amazon win.
(gasps)
A whin.
- I think they are exactly
what I expected them to be based on the price point.
I think these'd be great to just throw on
on a beach day or a pool day.
- They're backup shorts.
Honestly, the type of shorts they are,
you could probably keep them in your trunk with a shirt,
and if you ever need an emergency outfit change,
it's like, all right, I have a new,
it's like in first grade,
when you had an extra pair of pants and underwear
in your locker in case you pissed yourself.
(laughs)
- Trying shorts off of Amazon.
- Lady tested.
- [Devin and Kristin] Lady thighed.
- Lady thighs.
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