- As you know, this is the first of the three challenges.
- Uh-huh.
So the bet is I go up against Nick, Brian,
and Robert in a cowboy challenge.
- I know I?m more of a cowboy than you, for sure.
- Let?s settle this on the playing field.
Let?s do some challenges and decide who is the cowboy.
- I?ve castrated a bull, turned it into a steer.
So every cowboy should know how to ride a bull.
We got a mechanical one here set up.
[ moos ]
- Are those horns real? - Yeah.
- Zack. - Zack, nice to meet you.
- Nick, nice to meet you. - Hey, buddy.
- This is Eddie.
- I?ve never done bull-riding before in the past.
And Nick?s from Las Vegas--
I reckon he?s rode bulls a lot more than I have.
I?m really not sure how this is gonna go.
- When you guys get up there,
you?re gonna grab onto that rope,
hold on as tight as you can. We?re gonna start slow.
We?ll work our way up faster and faster until you fall off,
and that?s your time. Let?s see who stays on longest.
- Okay. I?ll show you how it?s done.
- Okay. We?ll see.
I don?t think Eddie?s gonna be good at bull-riding at all.
He?s so big and cumbersome,
that thing?s gonna move and he?s gonna go flying.
- There it is. - Oh [bleep].
- What?s the weight limit on that thing?
Ready, set, go!
- Okay, we?re gonna go up a little bit faster.
- Whoa, two hands!
Already!
- Well, that didn?t last very long.
- Got yourself 11.13.
- There is no way I?m losing this bull-riding competition.
I?ve actually been on the back of a couple horses.
I?ll hold on to this thing.
- 11.13 is the time to beat.
- Here we go.
- Okay, we?re going a little faster.
- Yes! Yes!
Oh, I?m so sorry, Nick.
- I?m just gonna go ahead and put this down.
- Yes!
- Somehow, I get a feeling
by the way that thing jerked, somebody hit the dial.
- Nope.
- I swear to god, I did not touch it.
- He--his hands were off.
- Oh--I got you down as 10 and a half seconds.
- All right, you won.
The guy running the bull ride told me that his time
was kosher, so I accepted the loss.
But I absolutely think Eddie cheated.
You cannot touch the bull with your other hand.
If you do, you are disqualified.
Frankly, I call bull.
- So much for being a big cowboy, eh?
"Ooh, I castrated a bull, that makes me a cowboy."
Who?s been castrated today, eh?
[ cackling ] - Yeah.
- That?s one down, two more to go.
I?m feeling pretty good about this now.
- Don?t feel too good about it. - Oh, I am, don?t worry.
- All right, buddy, you ready for this?
- I?m not ready, mate, it?s freezing cold...
- It?s gorgeous. - The ground is like slush.
What is it, like, minus 20?
- Nick won the bull-riding competition.
For our second cowboy challenge event,
Brian has children me to a tent-building competition.
- First one to erect the tent, get it fully set up,
staked into the ground, is the winner.
- So the first one in the tent wins.
- Whatever, that works. - Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
- All right.
- Tied a horrible knot in my just in the lace already.
- Oh, God, it sucks.
- Oh... have you done that on purpose or what?
- Definitely not.
- Have you ever erected a tent before, Brian?
- Yeah, I have. It?s been a long time.
Have you ever done it?
- Me and your mum went camping a while back.
- Oh, did you? - Yeah.
Is this upside-down, or--
- I don?t know, good luck.
The sad part is there?s a good chance
I?m not gonna fit inside this.
- That?s not that sad.
Some of these things haven?t even got holes in them.
What the hell is going on with this tent?
There?s no instructions anywhere.
There?s just a load of poles, material,
everything?s inside-out, the zippers are broken.
You?ve gotta be a rocket scientist
to put this thing together.
Which way is, like, bottom, and which way?s top?
What the hell is this? What the hell is that?
I seriously can?t work this out.
- How many questions do you think you?re gonna ask
before you get going there?
- I?m pretty sure my tent?s inside-out,
but I?m not even bothered.
- Hey, I thought you could beat me at anything, Eddie.
- Brian is the slowest human on Earth when he?s not injured.
And now he?s injured, and he?s putting this tent together
faster than Bear Grylls.
- Oh.
One-all, bud.
Man, it feels good.
Feels good to just crush you.
Best cowboy ever.
- I know I?m better than Brian at building tents,
but just not that one. That was a stupid tent.
- One-all, buddy.
- Here we are.
All right, Ed, your third and final cowboy challenge.
- Eddie challenged the three of us to a cowboy competition.
He beat Nick in the bull-riding.
He lost to Brian in the tent-building competition.
And now it?s all up to me.
Hey, it all comes down to this.
- Uh-huh. - You and me.
- What we doing, just shooting these bottles?
- Well, we?re gonna practice with these bottles,
and then we?re gonna do what?s called a quick-draw.
I?ve been watching cowboy movies my whole life.
I?ve never had an opportunity to quick-draw with somebody.
I decided to organize a little
gun-slinging competition between me and Ed.
Nothing more Old West than that.
- You feeling lucky, punk?
- I?m feeling pretty lucky.
I do have a little experience with guns.
- Looks like a real gun. - Feels like a real gun.
We got a couple of actual pistols
from the sheriff?s department that shoot paint bullets.
- Now I?ve never seen a paint bullet look like,
these little round things. - Yeah, I know.
- Those look like they?re gonna hurt.
- I got a feeling this is gonna hurt a lot more
than a normal paintball.
You wanna get some practice shots in?
- Definitely. You go first. - Okay, fine.
- You go first. Top right, red.
- Top right, red? - Yeah.
[ gun pops, bottle clinks ]
No, I hit it.
- I could actually see the paint on it.
- On the--
- It?s a tiny little dot, I can see it.
- Oh, you?re right!
They?re for law enforcement, so they?ve got less paint
in them than a regular paintball gun.
- Well, I?m not worried after you taking, like,
10 seconds to get your aim.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Let?s see what you got.
- Boom!
- I think that worked.
- That worked. That definitely worked.
- All right, feel pretty comfortable with this.
You good? - Yeah.
- You ready to do it? - Uh-huh.
- So basically, as soon as one of us grabs, both of us go.
- Okay.
Hang on, I don?t wanna get paint on my clothes, though.
- No, no, I got us set up, bud.
- What you got?
- You didn?t think I was gonna take you to the show
and not get you dressed up for the ball, did you?
I?ve got us nice little gear here.
- Oh, yeah.
It?s like the tent all over again.
Is this inside-out or upside-down?
[laughter]
- You look like a cowboy.
- I feel like a cowboy. - Yeah?
- Uh-huh. - We?ll see.
Let?s just make it simple:
the person who gets shot first, loses.
- Okay.
- I?m the last thing between Eddie and winning this thing,
and this one?s for America.
Wait, wait, wait. Safety first.
Being that they are actual firearms,
I wanted us to be safe.
- [bleep] shot my finger, you [bleep].
And I shot you, you didn?t feel it.
- What can I say? USA.
Woo! - I shot you first.
- Where? Show me where you shot me.
- Right in the torso. Right in the torso.
- That?s the way it works out in the Wild West.
- You can find a spot, you can have it.
I?ll give it to you. Yeah? - No, I?m not having it.
I?m not having it.
- Check it out. Take it--there?s nothing here.
I?m sure this is how it went down in the Old West.
"Did I getcha?"
I know I shot you, you know I shot you.
- Yeah, I know you shot me, but I shot you first.
- He couldn?t prove that he hit me, and I win.
- I?m still more cowboy than any of you.
- Bro, you should just stick to your tea and crumpets.
Keep worshipping your queen.
- Yeah, God save the queen. - God save the queen.
- [bleep]
- You want me to get you some apple pie?
- No.
- You wanna go watch a baseball game?
- Yep. - "Yep." Let?s go.