Godday everyone, today, more Dr Bright shenanigans but this time, as voted for by you, the Star
Wars edition!
Thank you to everyone who did submit a restriction, if you do have any more just pop them all
in the comments for us all to have a good laugh at.
A teensy quick word from today’s sponsor
and we’ll get started.
Releasing SCP-682 and announcing “Execute Order 66” over the PA?
Yeah, you’re never doing that again!
Dr. Bright, you are not allowed to usurp the role of the O5-1 and declare “I am the senate”
again
Stop introducing people to SCP-053 and stating “let the hate flow through you, join the
Bright side of the force”.
Leave the poor girl out of your shenanigans.
Your proposal to restructure the Foundation into the first Galactic Empire, is denied.
You’re not allowed to say "this is where the fun begins" during a containment breach
or when introducing D-Class to any SCP.
In fact, that quote is just permanently banned.
SCP-2399 is not "The New Death Star".
Dr. Bright is also not allowed to launch SCPs at it to try and destroy them.
SCP not GOC, Bright.
“It’s a trap” is not an appropriate way to respond to mandatory meeting invitations.
"Do it!"
is not how a director of 3 SCP sites, approves an experiment.
Do you have any idea how many ridiculous things were authorised because of you?
I don't care if your idea is "better" Bright, you can't use any reality altering devices
to change the Jedi Council to all be played by Samuel L. Jackson or have him call Palpatine
a “motherfucker” during the fight.
Putting SCP-217 victims inside SCP-914 to create a droid army?
Never again.
The Administrator is not "Emperor Palpatine".
The Administrator cannot shoot force lightning and persons of interest or groups of interest
are not "part of the rebel alliance".
Clone orders are not to be given to any MTF units.
Also, MTF Tau-5 clones are not the “the bad batch”.
Taking a painted beige SCP-096 to a Star Wars convention while wearing a custom battle droid
helmet?
No.
You can’t use any SCP to create Baby Yoda.
Sorry Bright, but rules are rules.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to recreate any of the Star Wars films with SCPs as the main
characters.
We can’t have SCP-096 going on a killing spree across the theatres.
Your motion to have SCP-239 create Darth Vadar to neutralise SCPs, is denied with extreme
prejudice.
Containing that Jar Jar thing was hard enough.
The MTF are not stormtroopers, the O5 Council are not “The Senate” and you are not allowed
tell The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise to new recruits!
Movie scripts suggested by SCP-2020 are not to be used to create a new sequel trilogy,
no matter how much better they may be.
I cannot believe you actually gave SCP-076 not 1 but 2 red lightsabers and proclaimed
him a Sith Lord.
Are you actually insane?
You are allowed only 1 lightsaber and only under heavy supervision.
Bright can’t juggle anyway so I don’t know why anyone thought it was a good idea
to encourage him to juggle lightsabers while blindfolded.
“Shitty MTF teams” is not a valid reason to create dark troopers, no matter how much
more combat efficient they are.
Nine Tailed Fox want a word with you by the way.
You are not allowed to create anymore lightsabers.
Not even on May 4th or for experimental purposes.
You are allowed one and the rest have been locked up.
Consider yourself lucky.
How did you synthesize the Death Trooper virus?
No!
You cannot run experiments between it and SCP-008 to see which is more effective.
Whatever you did to the Tesla-Gates, un-do it, now!
Please, never, ever film yourself suckling from SCP-597 to make your own version of The
Last Jedi again.
Giving “blasters” to victims of SCP-217 to create your separatist army?
4 days later and Nine Tailed Fox are still working to retake the 12th floor!
You cannot make your own Chewbacca by giving laser weaponry or crossbows to SCP-1000.
Wearing SCP-262 does not make you General Grievious.
Also, stop greeting staff by saying "General Kenobi".
Staff are prohibited from playing along (don't encourage him).
You cannot use any SCPs to “make people think Star Wars is good”.
We all know it isn't, and we have enough trouble treating those already affected.
Stop bringing sand into the Site.
You should know that it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.
Every time Bright says “This is the way” when questioned about his actions, he is to
be tazered.
Dressing 682 up as Grogu is not “the way” (even if 682 requested it).
After the events of Wednesday, Dr Bright must remain at least 50 meters away from any trash
compactor at all times.
What the hell, Bright?
You are not allowed to dress and arm a group of D-Class to be your own Royal Guard.
You are not allowed to us SCP-387 to recreate Star Wars lightsaber duels.
“Duel of the Fates” is not to be played during SCP-682 containment breaches or termination
attempts.
We don’t know how you got it but you are not allowed to wear Beskar armour and challenge
SCP-076 to a duel for the rule of Mandalore.
Recreating the duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan by dropping SCP-076 and SCP-073 into a volcano?
Abso-fucking-lutely not!
Dr. Bright is not allowed to give SCP-076 a lightsaber and challenge him to a duel.
Or dress him up as Darth Vadar.
Or convince him to join the Dark Side.
While SCP-049 might have been happy to do so, your request to have him reconstruct your
entire person and put you in a robotic suit to try and become Darth Vadar is denied.
R&D funding is not to be allocated to projects to build “X-Wings” or any kind of starship
to “have weapons like the GOC.”
We almost lost our UN funding because of this.
"From my point of view the O5-Council are evil" is a shitty excuse to have when you
are caught red handed, Bright.
Feeding D-Class to SCP 682 to recreate the Rancor fight scene is a big no-no.
I don’t care if 682 “enjoyed it”.
No!
“Roger, Roger” is banned outright.
The next person who says it is on Keter duty for a week!
It is inadvisable to continue referring to MTF units as stormtroopers or insult their
“stormtrooper like aim”.
Requests have now been made to use you as target practise.
Suggesting your lightsaber traps are “the most effective counter to a containment breach”
is highly debatable.
SCP-682 remarked he only stopped his rampage because of “the pretty lights”.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell D-class personnel/defecting staff or compromised group
of interest operatives: "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
Take them away”
Cutting D-Class’ arms off "in the spirit of May the 4th" is barbaric and stupid.
Never do it again.
"To the containment chamber, guards must go" is NOT an appropriate PA announcement.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to talk like Yoda.
Stop testing SCPs for midichlorians.
Also, stop telling SCPs "the force is strong" in them.
SCP-073 is now convinced he is Luke Skywalker.
Stop putting toys into SCP-914.
That AT-AT destroyed half the research wing.
You are treading on some mighty thin ice Bright.
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