Hello Internet! The world is in a bit of a mess, so I thought I'd do my bit to help keep your
spirits up and spread some of the messages that the governments are all giving out in a Colin
Furze style! Now this is for you. It's not for me. I'm good. I've got an underground bunker in the
back garden full the toilet roll, and if you all turn into zombies, I've got Wolverine claws. If it
gets that bad, I'll just fly off on my Hoverbike! Now I'm not gonna give you health advice, I don't
know anything about stuff like that, other than wash your hands and don't cough in people's
faces. But if you are suspecting, suspected to having corona virus, you have to isolate,
self isolate, for seven to fourteen days, and for that you are gonna need a Furze invention!
It's the Colin Furze Corona isolation box! 'What a load of rubbish!' Now I know it's a little odd,
come inside! Yes it's cozy, but I've got all self-isolation bases covered! Now
they say you should sleep alone, well no one else can fit in here can they!
Right so the rooms got to be well-ventilated. covered! Now
course you've got to keep your hands clean, so I've got my hand cleaner,
I've got my wipes. Got plenty of toilet roll... worth a fortune at the moment this stuff is!
Now in isolation you've got to keep yourself well exercised, and mentally stimulated! But
it's alright, the box has got it all, look! oh yeah! Feel the burn. Now I've also put a picture
of the coronavirus on the dartboard, so we can feel like we are mentally defeating it as well.
Now for entertainment, I've got the play-o-wave, which is a microwave and a games console.
How're you gonna shower Colin?
You have thought of everything Furze!
Now I didn't actually design this thing to sit outside the back door, because
we've been advised that we have got to stay at least two metres apart from each other, hmm!
You can't get more Isolated than this can ya!
So what if I need to go to the toilet then? But last of all I need some food,
but it's all right I got this!
Winner winner, chicken dinner! Two weeks will be a breeze Furze!
whey! hope you enjoyed that, now of course hope I've got the points across OK, basically try and
sleep by yourself, ventilate your room keep your distance, don't share cutlery, towels all that.
Now I know this is going to be difficult for some people, but you know we're all gonna try and do
our best. Now I actually think the hardest part of all this, is actually staying in a house for seven
to fourteen days without going crazy yourself. Try and think about that, plan a routine. You know get
something in you can try and learn. I might try and learn like coding or something, if I if I
have to stay in for two weeks. Wish you all the best of luck. Hope you all do well, and I'll see
you in the next video. Fingers crossed it won't affect me too much, because I kind of self-isolate
myself in there anyway. It just depends wherever I can get materials or not. Roger!
Tom! Tom! come on! It's been two weeks, I can come out now!