- Wow, what is FBOY? What does that stand for?
Fine Boy?
- Ooh, oh, where's her bra?
C'mon now!
- (React) What do you know about reality TV?
- I'm hooked. (laughs)
- What's their name?
The one with the big butt.
- (React) (laughs) Kim Kardashian!
- The Kardashians. (laughs)
- (React) Today, I'm gonna take you on a journey through reality programming.
- Oh boy.
- (React) You ready to get real?
- I'm always real, you know that.
(air horn blasts)
- (woman) I wanna get married, I wanna have babies,
before I'm like 26, do you have health insurance?
- Ooh.
- (narrator) Welcome to the strangest blind date ever.
- Is this a Star Trek reality show? (laughs)
- They do look weird.
- That's a great idea though. That's a great idea.
(Gary laughs)
- It's like the Star Wars bar.
- Oh my gosh!
- (man) Would you count this as a weird experience for you?
- It doesn't look real to me.
- I love his nose.
- Better get that lanced, pal. Don't sit on her face.
- Wow, is this a real dating site? (laughs)
- Oh, a real person, look at that!
(Catherine laughs)
- (man) I kissed this girl, and I don't know what she looks like.
- Wow, no tongues!
- Sexy Beast.
- Now see, I like that.
Forcing them to get to know the person,
not just based on looks.
- Looks like some of my neighbors in the old folks home, you know?
- I don't think it's lifetime. (laughs)
- (laughs) What? Is that a question or a joke?
- No.
- Not for me. (laughs)
'Cause one of the things that I always liked about meeting people,
I like to look at their eyes, the chemistry,
if I look at this mask, I'm not sure what I relate to.
(laughs)
- Catfish, a person who...
- Creates a false identity online...
- To pursue romantic relationships. So they lie. (laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (Nev) Hi, I'm Nev.
A couple years ago, I fell in love online.
Turns out my crush wasn't who I thought she was.
- Wow, that doesn't happen, does it?
People wouldn't lie, would they?
- (Nev) The internet wanted to tell me
about their bizarre online romance.
- Why catfish?
Why not (cat meows) bait or something?
- (Nev) So that's what we decided to do.
Dear Nev, I'm in an online relationship
with the greatest guy ever.
- Oh, one of those. Ah.
- (Nev) I need the help of someone who's been
through this experience before.
- This is really sad.
- (woman) Hey. - (Nev) Hey!
- (woman) Hi! - (Nev) Hey man.
- (man) I love her, you know, I love Abby.
- (Abby) The connection we built is really something...
- They're playing by the percentage. (laughs)
- (man) Yeah, go ahead and investigate.
- (Nev) This could just be another fake profile.
He says she's who she says she is.
He's married.
- So people are making this stuff up?
Ah, they must be desperate.
- So this is what you call catfish, okay. (laughs)
It carries a lot of baggage. (laughs)
- Catfish has been happening for years!
- Oh, my heart just, oh wow.
I've heard about this, I've read about it.
- Why would you wanna even attempt to establish
a relationship when you're lying from the outset,
and you know that person's gonna be,
whether they're happy or sad, they're gonna have a huge reaction
that you lied to them.
- I've never been that desperate, really.
I'm sorry to tell you this,
but I've never had to resort to that.
- 'Cause they think other people won't accept who they are.
- I think it's loneliness.
- Self confidence.
- You're just totally insecure, and afraid you won't be liked.
- But I think some people could use some help.
- (narrator) Women have been forced to tolerate the manipulative...
- Well, they certainly do seem to like themselves.
- He's cute. They both are cute.
- (narrator) And that's why we're here.
Welcome to FBOY Island.
- I do like the caboose though. (record scratches)
Can we stop on that? (bell rings)
(Vera laughs)
- (woman) I'm at the point in my life where I'm ready for love.
- Ready for love.
- (narrator) But you should know there are 24 men.
- Wow.
- (narrator) 12 of them are nice guys, the other 12, self proclaimed FBoys.
- (man) Bro. - (man) Bruh.
- (man) Bro. - (man) Bro.
- (man) Bruh.
- (woman) He's really cute,
but he looks like he's gonna ruin my life.
- (narrator) It's up to these three ladies and you at home
to figure out who the F is who?
- Wow. What is FBOY?
What does that stand for? Fine Boy?
- (React) [Censored] Boy.
- Oh my gosh!
- Okay, that's my next vacation.
- I don't know if I wanna watch it, but I'd love to be in it.
(laughs)
- Why don't they have shows for older people,
seniors looking for love?
Why does it always have to be young people?
- I've always had a problem with FBoys.
There were FBoys when I was young, too,
we just didn't call them that.
- (React) What did you call 'em?
- Jerks.
- (React) Describe an FBoy.
- Handsome, good looking, probably can do some screwing!
(laughs)
- I'm not sure if I could spot the nice guy or not.
You'd think I could after all these years, for God's sake.
- You gotta give time to know a person,
you know, the way they talk, the way they carry themself.
And by just judging, you know, looking at it, it's too superficial.
- How can you determine who's the nice boy?
That whole thing makes me skeptical right there.
My nice boy is your [censored] boy.
- (woman) I need my foundation, I need my lip gloss.
- Ooh, oh.
- (woman) I need my highlight, and my contour.
- Where's her bra? Come on, now.
- (narrator) Snowflake, a young person who's considered overly emotional.
- Drama queen. (laughs)
- I like emotion.
- (woman) [Censored] guys, this is not okay.
- (narrator) And dramatic.
- (man) This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
in my whole life.
- He's not even 20. (laughs)
- Boy, they're so concerned how they look.
- (narrator) And these 10 snowflakes' families
have reached their breaking point.
So they've tricked their giant babies
into traveling far, far away, to make them grow the hell up.
(man screams)
- (man) Where the hell are we?
- (man) It feels borderline abusive.
- So this is Snowflake Mountain? - (React) Mm-hmm.
- Does that got to do with dandruff?
- I would've kicked them out years ago.
- It's an interesting concept, would I like to watch it?
(laughs) I don't know.
- The reality of people, they have no clue
(laughs) what life is all about,
and it's beyond themself.
- I mean, get those people out in the real world,
and make 'em grow up and take responsibility for themselves.
Part of the reason they're snowflakes, is 'cause you enabled it, people!
- I was raised to do chores. We had chores.
We were working all the time.
These young people, I don't think they were raised with chores.
It's entitlement.
Gimme, gimme, gimme,
I don't want to be responsible for anything.
That's not how life is!
- These are the spoiled brats who needs to be,
they need to be put out in the wilderness
and try and make it on their own,
and realize they can handle it.
- (man) I've met the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.
I've never seen her before.
- Isn't he sincere and nice?
What a lying sack of [censored].
- This is wonderful. - (narrator) Without ever seeing them.
- Wonderful!
- (host) If you're ready to find the love of your life...
- (man) Game time!
- (host) The pods are now open.
- They sure are, boy, you guys are ready for that divorce.
- (woman) So what are you looking for in a woman?
- (man) Ethnicity, race... - Wonderful!
- (man) None of that matters. - Wholesome, love it!
Potential.
- (woman) This could be a remarkable love story.
- I hope they don't get engaged. (laughs)
In five minutes or less.
- (man) I'm scared of making the wrong decision.
- You are scared, pal.
- (man) Will you be my wife?
- He's talking to the wall.
- I love it!
I love it!
- You know, I think I'm watching the wrong shows on Netflix.
- (React) What do you think about this method of finding love?
- Well, I think it's terrible, and love is blind,
but it's mostly after you've been in love,
it's not before you're in love.
- Wow, you know, first thing that came in mind was that,
is the extension of a 900 number.
In those days, you make the call, you know, here,
you're still, pretty much, like making the call,
because you don't see each other, but maybe it's more spontaneous,
you know, the reaction, maybe the shadow, I don't know.
You know, type of thing.
- (React) What if I told you there were two couples
from the first season that are still together today?
- That's great! Law of averages.
I mean, it doesn't mean it's a good idea.
- (woman) This retreat is full of the sexiest people in the world.
- Didn't we just see this?
It's like the same T and A I just saw!
(crowd cheers)
- (Lana) I'm Lana. - (man) Plot twist.
- (woman) No way!
- (Lana) There are conditions to your stay here.
- (woman) Bloody hell!
- (Lana) No kissing or sex of any kind.
(men gasp)
- They're all leaving the show. (laughs)
- (woman) As if some robot is telling me
I can't do anything.
- (man) It's not easy to go on extended periods...
- People will do anything with a camera on.
Remember there's 14 guys standing around looking at all this.
Cameramen, sound men, cut, cut,
and they do it over again.
- (woman) Is blue balls a real thing?
(Catherine laughs)
- (man) We'll find out.
- (laughs) That's an FBoy!
- You know, that's quite enticing.
You got a pool of money, and you're attracted to somebody,
and they're attracted to you,
and then you know if you engage in any kind of physical activity,
you might lose the money.
It's called self control.
- Man, okay, all those expectations. Everybody's like oh boy, oh boy,
we're gonna have fun, and then no you're not.
- I could see that would be hard on all 'em, you know?
At least kissing.
- (laughs) Actually, it's fun!
- (React) How long do you think that you would make it
in a house full of these hotties?
- Now if you had one where there's some interesting older men,
not long. (laughs)
- You mean when I was 20? (laughs)
Or when I was 30, 40?
It was a different time, you know?
- Oh, I'd make it the whole way.
No, you show me a pool full of money,
and it's like no, no, no no!
What's your number or your email,
and I will text you when we get out of here.
- I wouldn't make it 10 minutes. I'd have to change my Depends.
- (Ed) I haven't been in a relationship in 28 years.
- Oh! - (Ed) I want to feel that again.
- My favorite show!
- (Avery) I was in a really dark place but everything changed.
- I bet you were.
- (Avery) After I met my soulmate on Instagram.
- ♪ L-O-V-E ♪
- (laughs) No, they don't got any chance.
- (Geoffrey) So I decided to go to Russia.
- Yeah, everything would change. Yeah, it sure would!
- (Lisa) I'm traveling 7,000 miles. - Oh, mail bride. (laughs)
- (Lisa) He's a celebrity. - SOJABOY.
- (Lisa) And he wrote a song for me.
- ♪ Hello baby girl Lisa ♪ ♪ You know any time ♪
- Yeah, I felt sorry for her. - (Lisa) Holy [censored].
- And you think it's a beautiful girl, you get there,
it's Vladimir Putin!
- (man) Only been through chat. She'd write see you soon.
- Sure, you're desperate pal, you're really desperate.
- I remember him too.
90 Day Fiance, this is one of my favorite shows.
- If you have to travel 7,000 miles or however far,
to meet the person of your dreams, there's something wrong with you.
- 90 days, is that like in jail? 90 days?
- (React) You know, funny, in exactly accords to
the amount of time it takes to qualify a visa.
- Well, that's better than five minutes.
- (sighs) You know, I was wondering,
this type of unknown long distance hook up,
while there's so many and plenty of ladies and men around you.
- Well, it's a good way to learn about other cultures.
- Here in America, we know what we do.
We go to, you know, parties, we watch TV,
but we go to these other countries,
and we find out how different other things are,
and we realize how fortunate we are.
All these people really want is a ticket to America.
That's it!
- 90 days will give you a feeling,
but that 90 days really doesn't give you enough time
to really know the person.
- I just don't know how you can get to know someone online.
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