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when you live in a nudist colony
this is what democracy looks like my
name is bernadette and this is earl and
we've been voting naked in our nudist
commune for years
sunnyside out is actually one of the
nation's last surviving majority nudist
districts
when we moved here in the late 80s it
felt like a little slice of heaven and
we knew we had to vote if we wanted to
keep it that way
it's time to put these differences aside
and put our penises and vaginas away
lost in a landslide
since then candidates have gone another
way if showing off my misshapen hog
isn't enough to convince you that i've
got nothing to lose you should vote for
my opponent that's what i'm talking
about i'm putting
everything i've got on the line nothing
to hide
used to be pretty cold when we voted not
great for my confidence if you know what
i mean
but now thanks to global warming and
vote early day on october 24th you can
avoid the long lines
and the shrinkage i read online that a
lot of people will be voting from home
due to the pandemic this year
seems like a great chance for them to
try voting naked for the first time
as for how the pandemic has affected us
a lot of our community activities have
translated well into virtual hangouts
it's not a tech it could be a ticket no
it's not a ticket not a ticket it's not
a tick
okay it's not a regular mall just keep
an eye on it the neighborhood has
changed since they put that fancy new
supermarket in town
so now you get some people voting with
clothes on these days other newcomers
they embrace the nudist lifestyle to
advance their calls it's beautiful to
see
of course these days nobody is
completely nude we're all wearing masks
and taking precautions in the hopes that
by christmas we'll be able to get back
to you caroling in the buff
safety first just because you can see
our
don't mean we are hey girl hey
stan
how's it hanging with this breeze a
little northeast
and don't forget to check your voter
registration stan missed the election
four years ago i won't let him hear the
end of it
damn stan i didn't think the salon's
open till phase five
i'm doing my own reading these days
voting nude is the purest form of
liberty that i can think of
physically spiritually politically
nothing gets me harder than voting naked
this year
let voting naked get you hard too or wet
you