Oh my God, we're so cute, this was not on purpose.
This is however the uniform for gayness apparently.
All black throw, denim over it.
So, it looks like you added tszuj.
Alright, so hi I'm Stevie, thanks so much for tuning in.
This is Gaby Dunn! We've made several videos over the years of different
topics like polyamory, how Gabby's in love with me.
Yes.
"I am scared of you" was one of them.
Literally the title of my last collab
with you is "Is my best friend in love with me?"
But really we're answering someone's question about it.
I know but that's how everyone clicks.
Obviously.
So this time we thought
we would talk about something we've never actually
well, we've alluded to it a few times on on the Twitter's, but we've never actually
made a video about it.
Do you want to discuss like information about
threesomes or do you want to discuss how specifically we seem to be threesome assassins?
We don't have to go into the whole thing.
I did do a very funny tweet
with you in mind where I was talking about where I was like "I'm so sad to not be at
VidCon this year to have a threesome with two random creators."
I saw that I've
favorited the sh*t out of it.
Okay so for the record, let's just like tell them,
so me and Gabi have had three threesomes together.
Yeah, but we've never slept together alone.
And you specifically after the third one said to me as you were leaving
out the door went "Hey, let's never f*ck alone." and then just left.
And I went "Okay, that seems right."
No, there's like never been any like drive or
interest or
situation where in that would happen.
That's not what our powers are.
If we do it enough times we could like create a web series about it,
like I'm just gonna monetize my life experiences.
Yeah, it is also funny
because people don't really, not that they don't believe me, but they'll be
like "I'm sorry, you have a friend that what?" and I'm like "Just for threesomes."
It does happen like I know it sounds like
it doesn't happen, but it does happen.
Yeah, the first one...
Okay, that's VidCon.
We were in a hotel which had different like towers.
And so I was staying in one tower. How did we end up in a group thread?
I grouped, well, you both were flirting with me and I was like, "Right," but like we,
we flirted for like years before her like "Oh yeah, we're just gonna be
threesome friends."
Right.
So I group texted you and said "Which one of you wants
to f*ck tonight?"
Yes. You put me and this other person in a group chat and then I
I was trying to make power move. I like decided I was gonna make power
moves that summer.
I love that for you. We I think we both were like or they
wrote back something like "Here's my room number," so when we showed up there they had a
roommate in that room.
Oh, I wasn't there yet, you sent me, both of you sent
me a picture of you together in bed with like "Waiting for you to show up."
I don't remember that, but I believe that happened.
Oh, and then, so then we got there and their roommate was still there.
Oh yeah!
The roommate was still there doing push-ups.
So, we're just hanging out on the bed like trying to be like, you know,
like scoot scoot scoot your boot and they're there doing push-ups cuz that's
their nightly routine is to do push-ups.
I've also continuously run into this person by the way.
Which one? The push up one?
The push up one and I'm just like, "Hello, remember me? Okay, we kicked you out of your room
a few years ago, lovely to see you at this very prestigious gay event."
So, then we had a threesome.
Yeah, multiple people had their periods.
Uhhh, yeah. I think so.
And we did the thing that you said later in the video that you hate which
was when you try to leave you because you like to go to bed, the person's like
"No, don't go."
It was like two in the morning and you guys were like "Stay, no stay." And I was like
"I'm not sleeping here in this threesome filth waiting for this other person to come back
who we've s*xiled." Also, you yelled at us for using raw Lube like a mean
mommy of a threesome. Everyone's having a great time and
Stevie's like "Stop! That lube will give you a yeast infection!" which like, what a
mood killer.
It was so ridiculous, you yelled at us and you gave us a lesson.
You were like "Never use this lube, it gives you yeast infections," in the
middle of a threesome. Like Stevie, why do you think people are scared to have s*x
with you? Because they think in the middle of it, you're gonna be like "How dare you use
that Lube?" You know what I mean? Or like
Oh my God, I'm dying. Listen, I did not bring you here
I did not bring you here to get dragged on. You act like on you act like on
your show. Like I'm not an expert, I don't know why people yell at me about like
being like a being a s*xpert but then literally you have stopped-
Just don't use oil-based Lube in your vagina. It's for your butt.
Fine, but a threesome
was happening, let it have let it play out,
I'll go get some meds to let it play out.
So, anyway then we all received more of a
s*x ed lesson then probably half the schools in Florida ever get.
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Okay, so the first one, bad. What was the second one? What came first?
So, the second threesome was at your housewarming party, you had a birthday
party at something at your house.
I had a I think st. Patrick's Day party at my
house yeah and you came to it.
And you were dating
someone and I was flirting with them like always.
And they were scared of Stevie.
Yes, and then I gave him a lap dance?
She was like, "Yeah," and then they're like "Oh no, what do I do now?"
There's two very scared of you yeah they'd like to take it to a point and
then they're like "Well surely"
They're the ones that that flirts so hard at people
and then when someone does it back to them they freak out.
They scatter away like a little cockroach, they're very scared.
So, you were like very, because also you're not-
Like we're not gonna have a threesome tonight, that's like not happening.
All your friends were like, "They're gonna have a threesome we should all leave."
That is what happened, yeah.
And then they all left and we had a threesome.
But then the next day- Oh, you have something to add?
No. I'll keep some parts to myself.
The next day they come over and I like to call it my 'threesome gift'
I literally have it here right now.
Oh yeah, well first of all you were dating someone and
that lived in another state so you slept on our couch and then we all woke up and
got pancakes and FaceTimed the person you were dating another in place and then I
was like "I can't wait for all of us to live on a compound together some day."
That's the gayest thing you've ever said.
It was very gay.
Oh, we were at a garage sale.
Yeah, so they found me a threesome gift at a garage sale which I really called my threesome
gift cuz they they came over to my house the next day to present me with this gift.
It was a sculpture of a v*gina?
It was a sculpture of a n*ked woman upside down.
Ah yes.
And so like her hair is like flowing or
whatever so like I hung it on my wall and it's all over my channel.
Oh yeah, you guys have seen it.
Yeah, we got it for you.
And then one day I walked
into my living room and it was shattered on the ground and its head was missing.
Like a month or two months later I ran into you and I was like "How's it going?"
and you were like "We broke up." And I was like "Oh no, when exactly did that happen?"
Because I don't believe in witchcraft but what the f*ck is happening?
And then it was like around the same time.
So, the threesome gift shattered itself.
um it was haunted by a threesome.
And then I put it back on the wall and then it fell again and I was almost gonna text you and be like
"Are you okay?"
Because like this haunted object is like telling me that you're
not okay so...
But it doesn't have a head anymore?
No.
Wow.
You have a lot of like n*ked person art.
So, I think she and I were walking the next day and like found a
garage sale and it had a thing that we were like "Oh my god even if the
threesome hadn't happened we should get this for Stevie." and then we were both
like "Is it weird to then bring this gift to Stevie's house?"
24 hours later...
I loved it.
Yeah, that was a fun one.
So, that was our second threesome.
Third one...
How do we tell this story without people knowing who it is?
Stevie and I are at an event.
There is a person who I had a long-standing flirtation with
who I presumed-
I had a long-standing obsession with but I've never-
Yeah, and this person had made overtures towards me,
however I believe
What the f*ck word did you just use?
Overtures?
Uhh.. s*xual advances.
But I believed that they didn't mean anything because this person's
s*xual orientation was presumed to not include me.
I thought this lady was
straight...
Then, we are hanging out me, you, and this person..
So did literally everyone, so..
Then me, you, and this person are at an event together.
And we're all three talking, and this person tells us that
they are in fact bisexual.
I swallow my own tongue and Stevie,
being a full demon is like
"Oh my god!" and then this person says "I've never actually been with a woman before."
And then Stevie says, without consulting me by the way, goes "Oh you should f*ck
both of us."
This is me holding my drink like....
I'm like "This person is not gonna
say yes, that's patently insane, but I do love the forwardness of it."
And then she says,
Yeah, okay let me just grab my stuff."
And so I've said word zero.
I've said no words in
this entire interaction, I'm just standing there.
And then so then we like
she gets her stuff and then we leave, we take that
While she's going to get her stuff,
I like lean over to you and I'm like "Serious, she's joking right?" and
I was like "Why would she leave with us if she's joking?"
But then she turned back around and was like "I'm serious."
I grabbed my phone, put her number in my phone,
and was like... and then walked away again.
Yeah, she heard us say "She's not serious" and then she said,
"I'm f*cking serious."
And then we take a cab together back to the hotel where we're
all staying.
And then also this is just an 'after thing' that happened which is
that we didn't fully close the hotel door while everything was happening so
later a person told me that you could hear the entire threesome
because the door was open.
And it was an event where the whole floor is all Youtubers.
Correct.
Um so just like a fun mess. Then we take a cab, we go back to the room,
and then you do this thing that you like to do to get things started which is leave.
immediately you're in the room with the person, and you did this on the first one too,
and the assumption is that I will get the party started for you to then
walk back into.
And my reaction seems like too much, but if you
understood the context you would know why I yelled "You f*cking b*tch!"
This person's like "What, what happened?"
First of all, we played spin the bottle first.
Oh yeah.
Because I'm a 12 year old.
She was nervous.
Yeah.
You were like "I'm gonna go get water."
And I was like you f*cking b*tch."
which is weird for that interaction.
A reaction from one
person to another.
So, the girl who's never been with girls before
is like "Oh, is this like foreplay? Do we call each other b*tches?"
That's how this starts...
I was like, "No, Stevie always
leaves during threesomes." which is then also a weird thing to be like "How many threesomes have you guys had together?"
This is very funny on this girl's part is that we're sort of like "Oh well you
know she's never been with a girl." so we're trying to be gentle and we're
being a little like slow with stuff and eventually she goes "I have to catch a
flight in a few hours, so can we get this going?"
I was like "Good for you lady."
Alright, let's go.
Then she leaves to go get some sleep before her flight, then you leave,
it's my room, then you leave, and you go "Hey let's never f*ck alone" and I'm like
and then you go and then you leave and then I'm in this disaster.
Oh, you know what?
I went to get water and s*x toys.
How f*cking dare you?
Okay, you're right, I'm really sorry.
I went to get the right Lube.
Also, all lady threesomes are hilarious because it gives me a lot of slumber
party vibes where it's like very
It is true.
A lot of giggling and a lot of
being like "Oh my god, like your b*obs this"
It's like very
like wow I love your legs, I love your teeth.
like it felt it feels like it
always to me feels like a bunch of women's husbands went out of town and
they got drunk and started like f*ngering each other.
Like that's what if feels like every time.
Yeah, because it doesn't feel like an intense like relationship-y
type thing cuz it's like either we just met or like we're not obviously
all dating each other.
Throuple s*x is different.
Yeah with my partner it was a different thing.
Also you and I were
sort of on on one where we were trying to freak my partner out as much as we could.
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Using coupon code...?
Stevie?
Yeah, you guessed right!
I love Adam and Eve.
What good people over there.
You guys have to guess in the comments down below who you think it was that we
f*cked the three times.
Also
who do you want us to have a threesome with next?
That you think we haven't and maybe like let them know if they'd be a
let us know if they'd be open to it
We're apparently out here just providing a service.
Oh my god wait are you going to
No.
Why not?
Probably because they heard about me, they heard about the threesomes and they were like "She's not invited."
You should go to Classiccon with me in April.
Where is it?
Vegas.
oh yeah I'll go there.
Yeah, I'll go to that.
Classicon, coming for you.