Welcome to the Gummy Bear Show!
Ah!
Bamboozy!
Tiny, give it back!
Woah…
WOAH!
*CRASH*
Now I’ve got ya!
*munch munch*
*burp*
Oh flubba dubba.
Hey, what’s that?
Har har, Tiny.
It seems as though some salty buccaneer has buried a king’s ransom of pineapple pepperoni
pizzas and hidden them from the eyes of the world.
Yay har!
X marks the spot!
It’s the pizza pirate’s life for me!
Har har!
♫ I am the pizza pirate, I’m looking for my loot
Anyone getting away will get to feel my boot (Ahoy!)
I am the pizza pirate, I have a treasure map
It shows a birdie searching for an X that marks the spot
Hello, hello, another empty hole,
You dig and dig and dig and dig and fall upon the gold
I am the pizza pirate, the loot cannot behold
My mate can get, we speed it up, we sing the pirate song ♫
Almost done alphabetizing my laundry.
Now, if I’m color-coding my socks based on the prismatic spectrum, is it red to violet
or violet to red?
Trick question!
If I’m alphabetizing it has to be red to violet.
*HONK*
Gah!
Pirate ship…
Gummy, what’s going on?
Avast, ye lizardy lubber!
There be treasure about that I needs to find!
*squawk*
Hmmm… eight paces forward and five back and a quick left at the couch…
and X marks the spot!
*digging*
Um…
I just waxed that floor!
Shiver me timbers!
No treasure!
I must have read the map all wrong-like.
‘Tis all shredded, as if by a critter’s claws.
Ah!
Of course!
’Tis Kala’s apartment I be wantin’!
*HONK*
Um… what just happened?
Kala, you do not need to see the butt to kick the butt.
Ha!
Heh!
Ya!
Heh!
*HONK*
Ahoy there lass!
Hi Gummy!
Woah… give me a second, I’m almost done with my routine.
Walkin’ the plank be ya?
Take ya time, lass.
‘Tis treasure I be huntin’, and X marks the spot!
*squawk*
Lass the luck.
Thar be no treasure here neither!
…And she sticks the la-AAAAAAAAAHHHHH-URGH!
I wonder where she’s going?
Arrr!
’Tis a piratical petunia clue!
The booty be buried in Granny’s flowering patch.
Tiny!
Set a course for the oldster’s garden!
Urgh….
What just happened?
Who’s your granny, my perfect little petunia - at the risk of stating the obvious?
Granny’s your granny!
*splat*
Oh, that’s odd.
*splat*
Oh, odder still!
*splat*
Gopher, and a big one too!
He’s picked the wrong petunia patch to pillage.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
My plasma-powered Gopher Getter 2000 will make short work of this pestiferous geomyidae!
Mmmm…
*boing*
Oh, got him!
Ah!
Lower me down and harbor me crag locks!
Right in the poop deck.
*squawk*
Gummy, why are you digging up my garden?
This treasure map says Granny Isle is where the riches be hid!
Uh, Gummy….
This isn’t really a treasure map.
It’s just an old takeaway menu with an X next to a pineapple pepperoni pizza.
Nice try, ya tricky sea hag, but you’ll not be swaying me from the treasure quest,
nor stealing the loot before me!
This treasure is hid, and hid good.
But Captain Gummy will never give up the search, even if I have to dig a thousand holes.
We have to do something about this or Gummy’s gonna swiss cheese the whole town.
I have a plan.
*dial tones*
Order for G Ranny.
That would be Granny, who is me, dear.
You must be really hungry.
That’s a lot of pizzas.
Oh, they’re not for us, dear.
Okay, the customer’s always right… even if they’re a little crazy.
*cough*
Oh look!
There is a big black X on the ground!
What could it possibly be!
Whatever that X is, it certainly marks the spot!
X marks the spot?
The X!
At last!
*digging*
Ya har!
Mine! Mine!
The treasure be mine!
Finally, now we can ditch the shovel and give us some peace.
*digging*
I thought you were all done with digging, Gummy!
Not before I bury me booty in a secret spot all of me own!
Because nobody ever hides anything under the bed.
*clank*
Yar, what be this?
Whatever it be, it’s taking up space for me treasure!
What the what?
*doorbell*
Yes?
You shortchanged me on those pizzas, and you still owe me… um, oh, uhh…
Tell you what.
I’ll give you a large pizza for that box of shiny trash.
Heck, I’ll make it extra large!
More pizza?
Bamboozy!
You got a deal!
Sucker!
Ha ha, can you believe it?
Free pizza for an old box filled with junk!
Ha ha ha!
You gonna bury that one too, Gummy!
You bet I am!
X marks the spot!
*squawk*
*munch munch munch*