[Captions by Mikee M. at Y Translator]
[Captions by Mikee M. at Y Translator] >> Hey guys
Why is it so hard to just find a girl who plays games?
>> I don't know.
I guess they don't exist.
But, if they did...
I would totally date one.
>> Oh, guys! Guys!
Someone just joined our squad.
Let's talk to him.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. >> Hello.
>> Can you hear us?
Welcome to the squad, yo! >> Hello.
What's up, man?
>> Hi! I'm gamergurl69.
[laughs]
>> Oh my god, you sound like a chipmunk!
>> You sound like a 7-year old boy.
>> Girls can't play games.
[GAMERGIRL69 LEFT]
Guys,
I think she left the squad.
This is why we're single.
[DRUM CRASH]
[music]
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY HARDWARE ISSUES
>> What's wrong with my computer?
[SIZZLING SOUND]
Ah! It is heating up.
I need to cool it down.
No, w-w-w-wait...
I'm hungry, i'm hungry.
Hungry.
[COOKING OIL CRACKLING]
That is a weird-ass looking egg.
Okay.
Time to cool the computer down.
[DOOR CREAK]
[SUSPENSE MUSIC]
Alright.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE MIC
>> Hey guys I gotta go off for a bit. I gotta go study.
You guys enjoy.
See ya.
Okay.
[TYPING]
Oh yeah
>> Dude, do you hear that?
>> He's watching porn again.
>> How is he even doing this?
Isn't it blocked by MDA?
>> I don't know, he probably subscribed to some VPN or something.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY NEW GAMES ARE EXPENSIVE
>> Hey bro, can I borrow some money?
Senran Kagura Burst Renewal just came out.
>> But, didn't you just use all my money to buy V Bucks?
>> That was all?
Don't you have savings? Everyone has savings.
Just give me your savings.
>> I have.
>> That's all?
>> Why don't you get a job?
>> You get a job.
Tell me to get a job.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU
>> So, tell me what are your strengths and weaknesses?
>> Well, my strength would be that I'm really good at gaming,
you can even call me a professional gamer.
>> A gamer?
Like computer games?
>> Yeah, PC games...console games.
Sometimes even mobile games.
>> Like Candy Crush?
Coin Master?
Hey [knock]
Eyes up here.
>> I mean, I was talking more like...Esports?
>> So, you're an... athlete?
You don't look like you work out at all.
>> Fortnite.
You must know Fortnite.
Everyone knows Fortnite, right?
I play Fornite.
>> Like, once every two weeks?
How does it even make you a professional gamer?
I hate it when people lie to me during interviews.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY LONG QUEUES FOR THE GAME
Wait.
Why is that queue so long?
How many people are buying this game?
I guess, I'll just wait--
>> Eh, thank God we came early.
>> Yah.
>> I heard there's only like what... one piece left?
>> Exactly.
Yes!
>> One piece left?
[ACTION MUSIC]
>> I was so close.
No, no. It's fine.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY GAMES ARE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE
>> So excited, so excited.
Huh?
This game is in Chinese?
[speaking in Chinese]
Damn it.
Should've paid more attention in school.
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY HAVING TO PAUSE DURING A GAME
[door bell rings]
That must be the food.
I can't pause now.
Hello, can you come downstairs now?
Can you come downstairs now, please?
>> Yeah?
>> Can you help me get the food?
>> Why don't you get it yourself?
>> I'm in the middle of a game, can't you see?
[groans]
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY CONTROLLERS RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY
Controller low battery?
9 PROBLEMS GAMERS FACE EVERYDAY FORGETTING SOCIAL SKILLS
>> Hey guys,
Look at those girls over there.
I knew it was good idea to come out today.
>> Nah.
>> Huh?
What's wrong with you?
>> Guys, don't you remember what happened the last time?
>> I got you, bro!
I need to perform mouth to mouth!
>> No!
>> Still traumatized, huh?
>> I really think they're trying to get our attention.
>> I'm done with that life, man.
I've got this.
>> Guys, I've been playing Senran Kagura for the whole week.
This is a sign.
Hello.
Hi.
I remember her.
She's gamergirl69.
Run.
Girls can't play games!
[theme music]