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- James Younes asks:
- "How do I get my vegetarian sister to eat meat?"
- This... is an extremely hard question!
- Take her to Ruth's Chris.
Get her to try one bite. Just one bite won't hurt.
- Make a type of dish that doesn't look like a dead animal.
Maybe like a soup or put it in a sandwich
and just give it to her and just be like, "I made this for you."
- Starve her for a few days, okay,
and then bring out a nice juicy hamburger, fresh,
or with some bacon on it. Let her smell it.
- That's something very hard to do,
so I'ma say just keep her vegetarian, man.
- You don't!
Don't make your vegetarian sister eat meat.
That's her choice, not yours!
- She's vegetarian for a reason-- because it's her life
and she could choose what she wants.
- If she doesn't want to eat meat, let her be.
You know, that's the way she wants to eat
and it's probably even good for her.
- The more you push her, the bigger problem you're going to have
trying to convince her.
- I'm vegetarian, so if she wants
to be vegetarian then let her.
- PixRUs says:
- "Should we be trying to bring dinosaurs back to life?
(laughing) I really want one as a pet."
- No! Have all the movies not proven that they're terrible ideas?
- I don't know if you saw Jurassic Park and the way that went down.
Yeah, not the best thing.
- Oh no.
You're gonna end up how that lawyer did in Jurassic Park.
- Dinosaurs are not pets.
Little baby raptors seem cute and cuddly,
but when they grow up they have giant talons and kill you.
- It's not such a good idea to have one as a pet.
They're pretty big.
Uh, not good house pets.
- You might find them a little big and dangerous.
I would advise you might want to try a dog or a cat.
- I don't know about having a T-Rex as a pet there, good buddy.
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You might find you're missing parts of your body,
like your entire body.
- Dinosaurs, if we brought 'em back to life
they would have no idea how to live in our environment
and we'd have no idea how to control them.
- We are enough competition for each other.
Dinosaurs will kick our ass and take our planet.
No, do not want dinosaurs here.
- I think it would actually be pretty cool
and I think we're capable of keeping them in control and stuff,
so in the zoo maybe.
- Having one as a pet would be really cool,
and if you can train one to listen to you and not eat you.
I think that would be so dope if I had a dinosaur as a pet.
- Get a crocodile. See how that works for ya.
If it works, then go back to the dinosaurs perhaps.
- Kristina Pauna asks:
- "How do you get away with texting in class?"
- I don't know. That's a hard one.
I don't think you could.
- (sternly) Don't text in class.
You're in class to learn.
- Don't text while you're driving,
and don't text while you're studying.
You'll drive better and not kill people,
and you'll learn more and get a better education
and become a better person.
- You simply text before class. It's that simple.
- Only text if it's for something really important
and have a good excuse like, "Oh, sorry, this is my mom."
- I've seen people, you know, put it in a purse
and they're pretending to look through their purse.
- Oh my god. I am the master!
You have it out on your desk,
and it's just kind of sitting there, and when they're not looking
you can kind of like...
- Have it inside your book or behind it
and just be looking, like, text and pay attention.
- Sit behind someone and put your phone
to where the teacher can't see your phone.
- Do it under the desk,
and make sure that you turn any sort of notifications
or sounds off, or beeps.
- So here's the desk, right?
You're sitting right here, and on the desk you wanna slouch back
and bring your legs up.
And then, with your legs, cover your phone.
- Have it under the desk, but it looks like
you're looking at the paper possibly.
You have to do the awkward, "Don't look at my face."
Like, you don't know what I'm looking at,
but right now I'm looking at Instagram.
But you don't know that.
I could be looking at the corner of this computer, see?
- Bubbly_ginger wants to know:
- "Should I go shopping on Black Friday?
It seems hectic but the deals are amazing!"
- It's supposed to be the biggest shopping day of the year.
Why would you want to go on the biggest shopping day of the year?
- Do you want to get trampled? Do you wanna lose an arm?
- You probably shouldn't go because there's gonna be thousands of people
bumping into you, pushing into you,
and it's really not worth that 10% off.
- People have died from Black Friday shopping.
Like, your TV that you want, that's on sale,
is not that important. Like, chill.
- Do Black Friday shopping online.
There's a lot of Black Friday deals online too,
and you get to skip all the stupid lines.
- I would avoid it, but if you're willing to stand in line forever,
you probably could get a good deal.
- Yes, you should go shopping because everything is cheap.
- If you wanna go shopping, go shopping.
Don't feel bad about it.
- Yes and no.
It depends upon the deals.
If it's something you want, go ahead and do it.
Just know it's gonna be early.
- If you're a pretty patient person, then yeah, sure, go on.
But if you have a very low patience level, maybe you shouldn't.
- Get a group of friends, get up early
and go somewhere and have breakfast first,
then get in line and just pretend it's a party
because the deals are amazing.
- I don't go for the deals. I go for the hecticness.
I love how there's so many people there,
and it's all crazy.
It's a free comedy show. Like, look at these ladies fighting
over lipstick you can buy literally for two more dollars the next day.
- Miriam I wants to know:
- "How can I change my house in Hogwarts? I'm a Slytherin."
- I don't speak nerd. I dunno what this means! (laughs)
- I do not know what Hogwarts or a Slytherin is.
I mean, is that like a Romulan?
- I really don't know 'cause I have only watched one movie!
- Don't do anything bad and you might get switched.
- Get onto the good side. Don't follow Voldemort.
- Could you do a magic spell,
or could you have someone come in and wave their wand
so you had a new house?
- Stop being an [bleep].
You might get to a good house, but right now you're a Slytherin, all right?
Stop being an [bleep].
- Why don't you try to change it from within?
Show up, put your best foot forward,
and see if you can change the culture!
- Send Dumbledore a letter and ask him,
"Hey, um, my name's Miriam and I want to change my house."
- I'm not the biggest Potter Head, so I don't know the exact rules,
but if it's like college, you know, talk to your counselor
and switch your major, bro.
- So am I! I was really upset about that. (laughs)
Should I accept our fate? I mean, they're not all bad.
Draco Malfoy, even though he was so stupid
and screwed everything up, there has been hints
that he was good the entire time.
- You kinda can't because the choosing hat chooses that for you.
So if you're a Slytherin, you're always gonna be a Slytherin
and that's not bad. Slytherins are great.
- You should embrace your house.
You know, destiny chose Slytherin for you.
So I say just rock it.
You know, you should just own it.
Be like, "I'm a [bleep] Slytherin
and I [bleep] love my house!"
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