Happy October, everyone!
Now listen.
Halloween is right around the corner.
And what better way to get started
than to watch some stuff that's scary.
Now listen.
Hulu is giving us Huluween, which is an experience only
they can deliver, full of thriller and horror
and everything in between.
Now listen, I personally don't really do scary stuff.
But for this one time and one time only,
I will watch some for you.
So let's get into it.
Happy Huluween.
Oh.
I Almost choked.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, let's start.
Ooh, my nerves is bad.
We've got a tunnel.
He climbing.
It's dark.
What movie is this?
He a plumber?
Why he in the sewer?
Hello?
Hello.
Somebody else down there?
Ooh, Jesus.
Where you going?
The light's bright.
Why would you be down there voluntarily?
What is that scarf around your neck?
That is not cute.
What is that on the ground?
Why you just picking that stuff off the ground?
You don't know where it came from!
Oh!
Is this Ghostbusters?
Ooh, somebody live down here.
Ooh, and they'd like to smoke a lot of cigarettes, Jesus.
That ain't good for your lungs.
Ooh.
That is the whole pile of cigarettes.
How they get cigarettes down there in the sewer?
They got a 7-Eleven down here or something?
It's too quiet.
Oh!
[LAUGHING AND SCREAMING] Who was that?
Who was that?
Yeah, you better run.
Oh, oh, OK.
Next one.
OK.
She walking.
She walking, steadily.
Slowly but surely.
She looking at the ground.
Girl, keep your head up.
Keep your head up, girl.
Keep your head up.
Ew!
I don't like mice.
Mm-mm.
What is that on the ground that they walking around with?
Oh, something grabbed her leg!
Oh, oh!
It's crawling!
Girl, don't be looking at it!
Just get out the door!
Open the door!
Look you-- see, she's stupid.
Ew!
That was not a cute face.
Who is that on the stairs crying?
What's wrong with her?
She got her hands up.
She under arrest?
She only got one leg.
Oh, no, the other one's just folded.
Ew, she bloody.
Girl, what happened to you?
Oh!
See you shouldn't have went up there to her!
Y'all knew something was wrong with her.
Whose house is this?
At least she good at being quiet.
Ew, the music getting all spooky.
Oh, someone-- oh!
Oh, I thought that-- oh, it is somebody there!
Oh, it is somebody there!
Where he come from?
Oh, girl!
Now girl, you saw that mirror.
She goes, I'll stand there and look at him.
Girl, ew, wrong way!
Wrong way!
He not even chasing you, and you still went the wrong way.
What is she fighting the door for?
The man is-- oh.
She done got it stuck on the rug.
Ha!
Girl, move the rug!
Oh my goodness.
And then you going to go back out where you just saw that--
you are dumb!
OK, oh, he bloody.
OK, now you going to touch the mirror, touch the mirror,
touch the mirror.
What's going to happen to--
OK.
And the mirror don't--
yeah.
OK.
He OK?
He need to go pray.
That's what he need.
[GASP] Oh, he scare me.
I thought something was going to happen.
Mm-hmm.
Oh no!
What's happening to his hands!
Oh, he getting blood clots.
Oh, ew!
Look at them fingers!
Done that. oh, he, oh, he turned into a werewolf.
Ew.
Oh!
He's done stuck himself in the eye!
Oh!
That's not good for your cornea.
Mm, I'm going to pray for him.
Peter.
Oh, she calling for him.
Oh, she getting out the bed!
Oh!
What's on his face?
He got tattoos!
Ew, they done messed his face up, girl.
Ew, this what your house look like?
Girl, you need an interior decorator.
Well, that sure did get me spooked for Halloween.
Happy Saturkay!
[MUSIC PLAYING]