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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE ALL GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE STUCK IN OUR HOMES, REPEATING THE SAME DAILY CHORES,
AND AFTER SEVEN WEEKS OF DOING THAT, SOME OF IT'S STARTING TO
FEEL MONOTONOUS.
ALPHABETIZING MY SOUP CANS DOESN'T GIVE ME THE SAME THRILL
AS IT DID BACK IN MID MARCH.
FORTUNATELY, "THE LATE SHOW"'S OWN JON BATISTE HAS COME UP WITH
A WAY FOR DOING YOUR CHORES MORE EXHILARATING.
JOHN?
>> JON: RIGHT NOW, MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR
HOMES.
AND THAT'S GOOD!
STAYING HOME IS IMPORTANT!
BUT IT CAN GET A LITTLE MONOTONOUS.
EVERY DAY, THE SAME THING: MAKE BREAKFAST, WIPE DOWN ALL
THE DOORKNOBS, PLAY PIANO FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT.
YOU KNOW, NORMAL STUFF.
THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING OUT, WITH "JON BATISTE SCORES YOUR
CHORES."
TAKE AN AVERAGE ACTIVITY, LIKE CLEANING OUT THE REFRIGERATOR.
BORING!
BUT LET'S ADD A LITTLE MUSIC TO THAT...
S S S S S S
S S S SO DRAMATIC!
AND IT'S NOT JUST FRIDGE CLEANING.
I'VE CREATED SCORES FOR ALL SORTS OF AVERAGE CHORES WE'RE
ALL STUCK AT HOME DOING, LIKE: FOLDING THE LAUNDRY.
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DISINFECTING THE MAIL.
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TEACHING THE KIDS.
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( OMINOUS MUSIC ) AND DEBATING WHETHER TO PUT ON
PANTS TODAY.
( RELAXING MUSIC ) NOW I DON'T JUST WANT TO KNOW IF
HE PUT PANTS ON... I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED!
SO DOWNLOAD "JON BATISTE SCORES YOUR CHORES" TODAY, BECAUSE
THESE ARE EPIC TIMES, AND YOU DESERVE AN EPIC SCORE!
>> Stephen: THANKS, JON!
BACK IN JUST A MINUTE WITH AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE FROM HIS
HOME BY THE GREAT JOHN FOGERTY.
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