HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI, I'M FINE.
JAMES: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> RUMELLA. JAMES: ARE -- WHERE ARE YOU
FROM? >> I'M FROM NEWSBURY PARK.
JAMES: ARE -- BLACK ON BLACK. I LIKE IT.
ARE YOU GOING ANYWHERE? >> I'M HERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
JAMES: I BET YOU WENT HUGE FOR HALLOWEEN, DIDN'T YOU?
>> YES. JAMES: WHAT I WANT YOU DO DO IS
I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FACE LIKE A BALLOON IS ABOUT TO POP RIGHT
HERE BY YOUR HEAD.
YOU KNOW A BALLOON IS ABOUT TO POP.
LOOK DOWN LENS AND DO THAT FACE.
OK. GO FOR IT.
WHEN THE UBER DRIVER ZPS HE COULD USE YOUR BATHROOM.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
TAKE A SEAT.
ALL RIGHT.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO PLAY? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THIS GUY, WANT TO PLAY. STAND UP FOR ME.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> SLOANE.
JAMES: NICE TO MEET YOU.
SLOANE. I REALLY MISS YOU ON "GAME OF
THRONES." >> I GET THAT.
JAMES: OH, DID YOU, JON SNOW. I WANT YOU DO DO A FACE LIKE YOU
WENT TO THE A.T.M. AND YOU ASKED FOR 100 BUT WHEN YOU'RE COUNTING
IT THE A.T.M. ONLY GAVE YOU $60 BUT THEY CHARGED YOU FOR $100,
SFLRT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU HAVE THAT FACE? OF COURSE, YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL
ACTOR.
YOU'RE ON "GAME OF THRONES."
YOU ASKED FOR $160. GIVE US THAT FACE.
WHEN BAE COMES OVER TO NETFLIX AND CHILL AND SHE LITERALLY
NETFLIX AND CHILLS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING,
SIR.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALREADY.
OK. COME HERE.
HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> KENYA. JAMES: HI, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I'M FROM ORANGE COUNTY.
JAMES: OK.
TOOK A YOU A WHILE TO WORK THAT OUT.
FALLING INTO THE STEREOTYPE OF EVERYTHING I'VE HEARD OF ORANGE
COUNTY. WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS TO MAKE A
FACE LIKE YOU'VE JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'VE LEFT THE IRON ON AT
HOME. SO YOU'RE OUT AND I'VE LEFT THE
IRON ON.
LOOK DOWN AND MAKE THAT FACE. WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DAD SAYS
CALL ME DAD.
[APPLAUSE] HAVE A SEAT.
ALL RIGHT.
SO. ANYONE ELSE?
YOU WANT TO PLAY? ALL RIGHT.
STAND UP FOR ME.
COME ON OUT.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME STHR >> RYAN.
JAMES: LOOK AT YOU, YOU COMPLETE MAN.
LOOK AT THESE GUNS. LOOK AT THESE GUNS.
WHAT YOU DO DO, RYAN? A LOT OF STEROIDS BY THE LOOK OF
IT. >> HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
JAMES: YOU'RE A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> I JUST TURNED 17 YEARS OLD.
JAMES: YOU DO DO STEROIDS.
YOU'RE A JOKE, RYAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO PACK IT IN. YOUR NECK'S GOING TO BE OUT HERE
SOON. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS I WANT
YOU TO DO A FACE LIKE YOU'RE HEARING NAILS BEING SCRATCHED
DOWN THE CHALK BOARD. YOU'RE HEARING IT NOW.
DO THAT FACE. METS FAN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING, RYAN.
[APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT.
DO ONE MORE.
ONE MORE. LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT YOU.
I'M GOING TO COME DOWN HERE.
WAIT, WAIT. I'M GOING TO COME DOWN HERE.
RYAN, YOU DECIDE FOR THE ROW. YOU CHOOSE.
>> ASK. JAMES: YOU WANT TO ASK.
OF COURSE YOU DO. [APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER] DRINK IT IN.
THERE YOU GO. STAND UP FOR ME, SIR.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> BILL.
JAMES: HOW ARE YOU BILL?
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> DAYTON, OHIO.
JAMES: THANKS FOR COMING. I SERIOUSLY PRIORITY IT.
I WANT YOU TO DO A FACE LIKE YOU JUST GAVE YOURSELF THAT MOMENT A
PAPER CUT.
SO LOOK DOWN THE LENS AND -- WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SWIPE
RIGHT ON YOUR SISTER. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
THAT WAS "THE MEMING OF LIFE."