- Who am I fooling?
It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
- Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?
Let me hear you say ahh. - Ahh.
- That's close enough.
- A ghost.
- Get ready Mulan.
Your serpentine salvation is at hand.
For I have been sent by your ancestors
to guide you to your masquerade.
Come on, if you're gonna stay you're gonna work.
So heed my word.
' Cause if the army finds out you're a girl
the penalty is death.
- Who are you? - Who am I?
Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls.
I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible,
Mushu.
Pretty hot, huh? (chuckling)
(grunting) (coughing)
- My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
- Hey, dragon, dragon. Not lizard.
I don't do that tongue thing.
(screaming)
- No, no, no. Put me down.
Stop it. No.
Let me go.
- Give me him.
(grunting)
(yelling) (neighing)
- Stop. Stop. (yelling) (grunting)
- Ahh.
(neighing)
- Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
Easy boy. Easy.
Settle down. (neighing)
Whoa. (neighing)
Easy boy. Easy. Easy. (neighing)
That's it.
Now sit.
Sit.
- What?
- Now drop the boot.
Drop it.
Oh you're such a good boy.
Yes you are. (chuckling)
You all tired from chasing this bad man all over the place?
- Excuse me.
- Nobody appreciates you do they?
Do they?
- Oh come on.
He's a bad horse.
- Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.
Isn't that right? Maximus.
- You got to be kidding me.
- Last time I introduce myself, my name Raymond.
But if I call me Rick.
- Pardon me but your accent. It's funny, no?
- Well, I'm a cajun bro.
Born and bred in the bayou.
Yall must be new around here, huh?
- Actually, we are from a place far, far away
from this world.
- Go to bed. Y'all from Shreveport?
- No, no, no. We are people.
- Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog
by Voodoo witch doctor.
- Well there you go.
(crying)
- Who is it? - Mrs. Potts, dear.
I thought you might like a spot of tea.
- But you're a...
You're...
(giggling)
- Careful.
- This is impossible.
- I know it is, but here we are.
- Told ya' she was pretty mama, didn't I?
- All right chip now that'll do.
Slowly now. Dont spill.
- Thank you.
- Want to see me do a trick?
- Chip.
- Oops. Sorry.
- That was a very brave thing you did my dear.
- We all think so.
- But I've lost my father, my dreams, everything.
- Cheer up child. It'll turn out all right in the end.
You'll see.
Oh, listen to me jabbering on
while there's a supper to get on the table.
Chip.
- Bye.
- You're right.
You aren't just some price to be won.
You should be free to make your own choice.
I'll go now.
- No.
- What? What?
- How are you doing that?
- Its a magic carpet.
- It's lovely.
- You don't want to go for a ride do you?
We could get out of the palace. See the world.
- Is it safe?
- Sure, do you trust me?
- What?
- Do you trust me?
- Yes.
(giggling)
(singing in foreign language)
(giggling)
(laughing)
- Moana.
(laughing)
(giggling)
(jazz music)
- How about a little less pigging and a...
(screaming)
- I know that tune.
Dippermouth blues.
(jazz music)
- Play it brother.
(jazz music)
Oh, yeah. (giggling)
(laughing)
- Where you've been all my life?
- Where did you learn to play like that?
- Well, the Bayou's is the best jazz school in the world.
All the greats play the river boats.
Oh, Louis give anything to be up there
jamming with the big boys.
- Why don't you?
- Oh, I tried once.
(jazz music)
(screaming)
(shooting)
It didn't end well.
- Oh, dear.
I wonder if the children are--
Oh. (screaming)
Why you're little men.
How do you do?
I said how do you?
- How do you do what?
- Oh you can talk. I'm so glad. (giggling)
Now don't tell me who you are.
Let me guess.
I know.
You're Doc.
- Oh, why yes. Yes, that's true. (chuckling)
- And you're-- - You're Bashful.
- Oh, gosh.
(chuckling) (yawning)
- And you? You're Sleepy.
- How'd you guess?
(laughing)
- And you're--
You're Sneezy.
(laughing)
Yes. And you must be...
- Happy, ma'am.
That's me.
And this is Dopey.
He don't talk none. (laughing)
- You mean he can't talk?
- He don't know.
He never tried.
- Oh, that's too bad. (giggling)
Oh, you must be Grumpy.
(laughing)