- Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns,
hash browns, hash browns.
- No, this is not, "Oh no". This is, "Oh yeah".
- We've just got enough food for a small village.
(pretending to hyperventilate)
- (lips smacking) No way.
(upbeat music)
Here we are for another drive throu gh video.
It is early and we are doing McDonald's.
So, we're gonna be ordering whatever the person
in front of us orders,
no matter what it is.
- Breakfast is iconic at Macca's,
and everyone has their iconic breakfast order.
Surely there has to be a coffee involved,
like this energy needs to come from caffeine.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- I reckon we're in for a fuckin' treat, mate.
- [Employee] Hi, how may I take your order?
- Hi there.
Can I please order the same thing
as the last order?
We're in business, bitch.
Thanks so much.
Not a coffee.
- [Employee] Hop forward for the rest?
No worries. - Yeah, sure.
We have to hop forward for this one.
- That must mean it's a big one.
- This is some sort of water.
Who orders water?
- (laughs) (gasps) Maybe it's a sparkling water.
I'm already judging them
and they're just one of those naturally perky people.
- Oh God.
- What's your secret?
How do you do that?
Thank you.
Have a great day. - Thank you so much.
- Okay. Not a bad sized bag.
First up, we have, what is this?
A medium drink?
(coughs) The sparkles really hit different.
- (giggles) At seven?
- (laughs) At seven in the morning.
This is a Sprite (gags).
- No, oh.
- This is a Sprite.
- Oh, it's not a sparkling water?
- It's not a sparkling water.
Oh, shit.
- So, maybe instead of the caffeine,
they've gone for the sugar.
- They've gone for the sugar here.
Unbelievable. (lady giggles)
Unbelievable.
- This is what Tom's like at 7:00 AM.
He jumps into his body at about 10.
- After my poo.
- (giggles) After his poo.
- For breakfast, we have--
- Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns,
hash browns, hash brows.
- We've got three hash browns here.
- (screams) That is an acceptable hash brown order.
Fuckin' shit, yeah, dog.
Oh, they are good this morning.
Bro, this is already a 10 outta 10 order.
- And a burger.
(lady screams)
- [Tom] No, this burger is fucking lit as fuck.
Egg, bacon, two fuckin' sausage things,
a hash brown.
That's fuckin' beautiful.
(upbeat music)
This is everything.
- We have been blessed this morning.
- That's an intense start to the day,
but a good one.
- I think this is one person's order,
and I think they're fuckin' hacked McDonald's.
These people know what's up.
- I think it's someone coming down
from a three day bender, (lady laughs)
and they are just getting this on the way home.
They don't want a coffee,
'cause they don't wanna stay up any longer.
- Yeah, right.
- Food. Killed it.
Knocked it out of the park,
but I just cannot get over a Sprite.
- I know.
- You gotta go a coffee.
This is gonna be a nine for me.
(score pops)
- Yeah, I think it's gonna be a 9.5.
- Yeah, you gotta give it a high score
with the hashies. - Yeah, I know. You got to.
- Breakfast has been pretty good.
I'm excited for lunch.
Let's fucking go.
- Oh, let's go baby.
(upbeat music)
- We're on our way.
We've got our special guest, Sohan.
- Hey!
- Thanks for coming to have Macca's lunch with us.
- Oh my God, thanks for having me.
I hope we get like a hack that I didn't even know
was a thing, (lady gasps)
like that would be so cool.
- Yes.
- [Employee] Hi there, what can I grab ya?
- Hi there, can I please order the same thing
as the person in front of us?
- [Employee] (giggles) No worries. Is that all?
- (giggles) Yeah, that's all, thank you.
- [Employee] All good. Drive through.
- She knows something's up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm getting good vibes.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm getting good vibes. (all giggle)
Maybe Gus is giving them a call,
and being like, "hey..." - You think he called?
- Coke Zero. - Thank you.
- Coke Zero, thank you.
- Okay, Coke Zero.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Sohan, you are the guest.
Do you wanna peek inside the bag first?
- Oh my God, I would love to.
What the hell?
What is this? - Oh!
(lady giggles) - There's two of them.
- Wraps?
- We've got two large chips. - (screams) Yes!
- A six pack of nuggets with some sweet and sour sauce.
- Okay.
- And the drink.
The drink is still the most perplexing part of this order.
- Maybe they're just sharing one.
- Maybe they are sharing.
The chicky nuggs.
- Yes. - There you go.
(ladies shout) How good? How good?
- I've never had a chicky nuggy before.
- Oh, amazing.
- (gasps) This looks like a wholemeal wrap kind of vibe.
- Oh my God. - Okay.
(screams) These are like my favorite things in a wrap.
- My wrap's... thought that I'd get a bigger than that.
That's kind of a small wrap.
- It's a snack wrap.
That's pretty good. - It's great.
It's like a McChicken Burger,
but the chicken is a little bit more fun
and the bread is a little bit less there.
- It is missing cheese for me, though.
- We've got a Coke Zero to wash it all down.
(lips smacking)
No way.
- What does it taste like?
- It tastes like Coke.
- I would order this again, absolutely.
- Yeah. - As a snack, yeah.
I would go bigger, though.
- I like the intention that's gone into this order.
I really like the wrap.
So, I'm gonna rate this order,
I think an eight out of 10. (score pops)
- I actually think this is a great order.
I'm gonna rate it
nine out of 10. (score pops)
- I think they could have done something
a little more crazy,
so, I'm going an eight as well.
(score pops)
(melodic, gentle music)
- It's dinner time at the zoo.
- Okay, I don't know if you can see this
but there's definitely kids sitting
all the way in the third row. (lady laughs)
- There's fuckin' 40 kids in this car.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're taking a wild order.
- Oh no.
- So, it's gonna be a big order.
No. This is not "Oh no". This is, "Oh yeah".
- Hi there.
Can I please order the same thing
as the last person that just ordered?
(pretends to hyperventilate) You better get ready
to eat, boy.
- Okay, the total, $46.85.
- We've just got enough food for a small village.
Thank you.
(paper bag scrunches)
- Thanks. - Ah. Hell, yeah.
- Okay.
- Oh my God.
Dinner time has fuckin' delivered.
One dinner, we didn't bring an extra person,
and we have enough to feed a family.
So, first of all, I think we have
some sort of chocolate--
- Iced chocolate. - Iced chocolate, yeah.
Frozen Coke. - Frozen Coke.
- I dibbs that.
- That is, I think, a chocolate thick shake.
Now, this is so interesting to me,
'cause we've got all these little fuckin' dots.
- Yeah, it's surely, it's like
a cookies and cream baby shick shake.
- Shake. Yeah.
- Baby shick shake and a strawberry--
- Shick shake.
- Strawberry shick shake.
(lady laughs) - I wanna do the frozen Coke.
- It's cold, right?
- It's very cold!
- Oh, that's the shit.
- I think do chocolate and then do cookie.
- Mm, ah, this is so fuckin' good.
I love thick shakes so much. - Really?
- Yeah. I really love them.
- Strawberry also good.
Tastes like a thick shake.
Strawberry does what says in the packet.
- Yeah. Cookies and cream?
- Let's go, baby.
(lips smacking)
- Yeah. It's vanilla, it's very vanillary.
I couldn't really get much of the chocolate.
This family just ordered fuckin' five
completely different, random drinks.
- Yes. - There's no fuckin' Coke
in sight.
- No. I love this family already.
- Yeah.
- Which is why I'm so keen to see what's in the bag.
- Happy Meals!
Yes. I want a cool toy.
Oh, bitch!
- It's Marty.
- Oh, from Madagascar.
Oh my God. What the fuck is this, dog?
- Oh! - Ah, it's a Marty toy!
(Tom laughs) - Yeah, baby.
I'm gonna be the coolest kid in the playground.
In my happy box, I got some chippies.
- Yeah. I got chips as well.
Good chips. Good chips, as uge.
I'm fuckin' stoked about this (lady gasps)
- I got a cheeseburger.
- I mean, I already had nuggets today.
- Yeah, but, come on.
Yeah, there's just something about a cheeseburger.
All these random little onions in there.
The pickle.
- They've nailed the recipe, haven't they?
- They really have.
It's like they do this all the time.
Now it's time for the gigantic bag.
Pandora's Box, if you will.
- There's so much chips in here, I'm losing them.
(lady laughs)
They're falling out.
We've got more chips.
This family fuckin' loves their fuckin' nuggets .
- Oh my God. - This is a burger.
- Large chicken and cheese.
- Oh, and we've got a double cheeseburger.
- Ooh!
- I feel like they ordered a bunch of meals,
then they got the nuggets,
- Nuggies. on top of that.
So, I'm going double cheeseburger.
- And then I'm going chicky cheese.
We need some more sauce in here, people.
Yeah. - Where is the fuckin' sauce?
Oh, there's some ketchup.
I think I just invented a Macca's hack.
- Okay, I'm just gonna get into.
- Yeah, I reckon get into it.
- Ah baby.
- That's good as shit, man.
- Mm. Chicky cheese.
- Let's wash that down with some thick shake.
(lady laughs)
Cut to like 45 minutes later,
I'm like on the couch,
feeling really fuckin' bad for myself.
- At this point we've had so many fuckin' nuggets,
we are nugget experts.
You know what?
I don't know how I feel
about the sweet and sour sauce with nuggs.
- (laughs) Honestly, honestly.
- I actually think that'd be better with tomato.
I really do.
- Honest to God, I dunno what to do with you.
(lady laughs)
Fuckin' scraping the burger bun tomato sauce off.
- Okay. Look at that. Delicious.
- Apparently that's better than sweet and sour.
- Mm. Instantly 20 times better.
Tom wants to kick me outta the car
but he can't 'cause it's my car.
- Nuggets fuckin' good.
And that's a good one for the family,
when you're feeding a family.
- Exactly. - And it's not
just two people (laughs)
eating huge amount of food.
- Thank you to that family for absolutely
making our fuckin' day.
- Well, this was the last
of the three drive through eps
and we're hoping to do more drive through
trying out people's orders.
So, if you have an idea of what you want us to do,
while we're out and about in the car, trying random orders--
- Let us know!
(melodic jazzy music)